xxx: I am asked to correct the word high-spiritual to high-income)
xxx: this is the whole essence of the world simple))

The USSR, digital photography industry, the studio "Emergency photo". The customer was ordered, filmed, or displayed, but no photographs were made. The receiver calls the client’s manager, who sends an experienced photographer to correct the "cossack" partner. The manager goes to his office waiting for a scandal. Nothing broke the silence. The photographer, going out to the client, said the phrase approximately this, but even more wisely twisted: "The photographic material was sensitized, which caused over-exposure with the appearance of dichroic valley." The client could only say: "And what to do?", received the answer "Consider!". The conflict was exhausted. The photo was printed, and the promised phrase was recorded in his notebook.

Windman (10:38:05 6/11/2015)
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"DB15 parallel port female pressing connector."
"Life: 5000 times "
Interesting Buddhism fucking

Police officer from the anti-corruption department was detained for bribery of 3.5 million rubles.

And really, where does Ebola - one of the worst evils on the planet (after Russia)?

A drunk guy said you programmed in Pascal.
-I say, no one is running on it anymore - and the guy says "I’m running out" and I’m offended)))))

I work for Mr. The office. The best moral degradation and decline in the group was commented by one colleague:
We don’t do so much that I didn’t even get hungry for lunch.

and argon :)
Psionika: Listen, why are you using smiley like that? Not a normal nibble?
You know, I got married.
Psionika: O_O And where is the connection?
The woman cookes deliciously and a lot.
This smiley is my smile.
Argont: And two beards )))

What if all those young guys and girls who joked here a few years ago in a purely idyllic way, just grew up, had a family and scattered their interests to the volume of the ordinary average inhabitant? And all these ovulation, neighbors, cars and other jokes they write? Are they the only ones who will be left forever? O_O

Do you finally have so much money that you don’t know how to spend it? Don’t worry, in our beautiful country there is always a chance that your savings will soon reach people who know how to spend them.

The morning fog today in the SPB.
They thought that if the building "is not displayed", "is not rented" or "is not loaded", then this is a reason not to go to work.
I wanted to go to work, but I did not see the work, so I did not go.

Money is over on the internet. Through the website of the provider (in the local) decided to pay. In the process of payment the browser tries to go to the site of the payment system, long thinks, then gives "The site is temporarily unavailable or there is no Internet connection".

I thought for a long time who was the fool.

Olga, are you here?
She: What for you?
It means yes, my beloved :)

I don’t want to fight corruption, I want to participate in it.

X: Here is the snow falling, we will lick the snowmen. Why are they called grandmothers?
Y: How do you show that this is a snowman? Do you give him a gender mark? And then any grandmother will strike you in the head to death, children will go past and ask questions to parents, and they will put you a bag on the head or even a fist. Better to bab. Safer for life.

Discussing the jet ranches and flying them around the aircraft:
xxx: cruise speed of the ship at cruise height. The man with the breakfast there will be very cold.
Yyy: The man with the ranch there will be very little to breathe.

Take off these yellow pants immediately! They make you fat!
WOW: That is the point. Everyone will think that I am fat with yellow pants, not 20 extra kilos on my ass.

A fortran programmer is required to refine a python project for Android on phone-gap

xxx: In Duolingo the phrase "This fish doesn't love you". If you say hello to the bee, you don’t like the fish.
Why don’t you like fish? Or is it such an unfriendly fish? (= the
XXX: Are you asking me?
YYY: A little too much. Suddenly you rejected this fish in something, and now she doesn’t like you reasonably. Per it is just a misanthropic fish.
xxx: You are up (rofl)
xxx: But "fish misanthrope" is almost an avatar.
YYY: I am just carrying. I carry a bag. Package with upt (=
YYY: Morning is my morning. That explains a lot.
yyy: +voice of the leading "In the world of animals"+
We all know the colorful, untold fish-tubes. But few people know that there is also a misanthropic fish. It lives in the dark depths of the ocean and is rarely shown to people (which is logical). There, at the bottom, she waits for unlucky divers to tell them about her unlove.
Yyy: Not everyone who has survived the encounter with a misanthropic fish can then recover from a psychological trauma. Her eyes look into the very soul with a silent reproach.

French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo published two cartoons and a joke about the crash of the Russian Airbus A321 "Kogalymavia" on the Sinai Peninsula.
<...> The first picture depicts flying bodies and debris of the plane on the head of the terrorist. The second cartoon depicts a skull lying among the debris and bodies, which argues about the danger of Russian low-costs and says that, probably, he should have flown on Air Cocaine. “This case is a hint to the scandal related to Sarkozy and the smuggling of cocaine.”

Is it a shame now that the Arabs did not get them all in January?