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The first Russian smartphone. ...
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Go drink a quinoa, and smell a bitch, little fool. Now there is a complete localized production cycle only in the defense, and even in the individual countries. The development of the design and scheme of the smartphone is an intellectual work that you can be proud of, if you hate Russofobic.
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Judging by the tone of your statement, there is still Internet in Skolkovo.

My stomach shakes like a dying whale... I want to eat ?
YYY: So you sing, plankton out how many offices are sitting...

RT @too_white: Scientists in Skolkovo invented heroin for cyborgs. Heroin for cyborgs – robots, not humans!

Dialogue in the morning with Assushnik:

How do programmers catch lions in the desert? You have to start dividing the desert in half until the lion is fixed.

I: In which area of the desert is a lion caught?

Assassin: Until the fixation cell violates the integrity of the lion.

here here :
xxx (16:58:22 5/12/2013)
I once dropped a frozen chicken on my feet and kept silent.
yyy (16:58:48 5/12/2013)
You can describe yourself with this phrase.
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Somehow, my one-year-old son in the kitchen reached the roof while sitting in his feeding chair (high). Something was not in the mood and capricious. I, strictly (as far as possible with regard to a one-year-old child) told him to stop weeping. He raised his hand and it looked as if he had stumbled on me with a rock. I wretchedly said, “And what will you do to me?” and he dropped her on my foot. I also kept silent, but that didn’t mean anything. I could not make a sound for a few minutes.

here here :
A small town in Connecticut. Instead of the first snow, everywhere is fog that even the eye shakes. On another evening’s trip, I saw a car crawling in front of me. Well, I think okay, maybe someone is cautious in this weather and darkness. Arriving closer, he saw a picture: the car runs, his mother, a dog, and the man only presses the gas pedal and energically explains something to her. Do not assure after that that you live in a fucking country.
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Russia, the white and black priors are generally ruled by the Ishaks... Therefore, they are completely toned in order not to frighten the people...

here here :

I thought they were over. No, there is still one. People who press "control" (Ctrl) are called "cetrael".
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You are not right here too! They are not humans, they are elves. The word is elephant.

Yesterday I was in the pool.
I went back home, took Vanuha, went to the pharmacy and only in the fifth-year-old heart-healthy grandmother asked me how I like to go to BACHILAH!!! It is hard! ?! to

I met a girl, we talked. We have common interests, the same views on life, generally soul-mates, and we understand each other in half a word. He recorded her phone in the notebook.
Now I decided to call, I listed the whole notebook - the number is nowhere. Maybe I accidentally broke the page. I broke the whole house in search of her... unfortunately. I sit, trying to remember where and how I could have given this number, and suddenly, I gradually come to the bitter realization that I met her in a dream.

One of the politicians wiped out: All conversations except the necrologist - is a pear

Live to blush! Previously, it was not so eager to buy glandons in the pharmacy, as now ananas in the store.

A friend quarrels with a girl.
Why didn’t you reply to my SMS?
It’s because I slept at night.
She – did you shrink? Do you want to sleep every day?

This morning I’m going for a couple, I’m making tea behind the TV broadcasting about the success of a romantic dinner on the fifth date, on the first channel. Don’t force a girl to take off her shoes, because shoes are also part of the outfit. His legs..." surprised, squeezed, then heard the continuation" and his bare feet are a sign of trust you need to." This is such a fun morning!

The Governor’s Dilemma
Where to get asphalt for roads
Riding on a Porsche
There is asphalt.

Russia for the Olympics purchases vehicles from Israel to produce snow. Jews sold snow to the Russians in the winter. The Pizzeria.

Let’s say I bought Lego. I am an independent adult. What I want, I play!

From the discussion of YotaPhone on Habra:
In the mode of video playback at maximum brightness you get 4 hours of work, with games the smartphone lives 2 hours.
Vertex: Without games, it begins to get bored and discharges in 20 minutes.

Poxy - Proxy
...I sit and conduct a dissertation of a graduate student from Mozambique. 230 pages of constant errors. and free.

Question: Who is a Negro?

Criminal archives of the 1950s and 1970s.
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How wonderfully subtle you sent!

My wife and aunt were fighting.
The widow was about to leave.
I tried to reconcile them - in the end I was absolutely extreme!