Having lived in multinational Canada for more than 20 years, today made a rather unexpected discovery for himself.
During the break, a workmate sits next to me; also an immigrant who was born and raised in Iran.
He gets his lunch, and in the glass bowl he finds some painfully familiar mass of green-white color.
Unable to endure, I asked:
Did you cook it yourself?
Yes, he is answering.
What is there with you? Eggs, mayonnaise and potatoes.
Yes, eggs, mayonnaise, potatoes and chicken. When I was a kid, my mother cooked it all the time, and I helped her to cut.
How is it called in Iran?
Olivia was the answer.

Why do our officials teach children abroad, store money there, buy real estate, but do not live there?
There is no Russian justice.

How is it?
The pain of lemon.
What kind of pain?
It hurts Lemmy. You are the expression of the village!! to
...
And only half an hour later I realized that it was more or less...

I interviewed for the first time in many years. She was worried, and wanted everything to go seriously and correctly.
And the guy began to tell about their service called "X#y", how he fell and how they raised this x#y.

The question. For what?? to

From the discussion of the incident on the local forum:
xxx is spy. Don't go to my grandmother, I'll go away from this dirty belt in advance.
YYY : in advance? Do you beat yourself on the eggs? ? ?

In vain, other brave men strive to distant countries, in search of unknown dangers. It is enough to just go out and get in the eyes of the city, because there is nothing more dangerous and unimaginable than the world of Russian law.
F. N. Plevako

XXX: More pigs on the balcony to grow thought...
Yyy: In the 90s it was quite practiced, only not on the balcony, but in the bathroom.
XXX is also an option. Although the bath and I used it in my time... to check and subsequently add home-made winter shades. I remember the quiet voice of a wife behind her back: "Well, how is it?"

From Hicktime, comments to the article “5 facts about Wikipedia that you didn’t know”:
xxx: The poll lacks the option "I only participate in the war of law" ;)
YYY: My brother died in this war.

here here.

Of course, this option is not free - the possibility of accidental damage is already included in the price of products. So we touched and we will touch, because we were paid for it.
....................
Just like cleaning the elevator in the tariffs. We sweat and we sweat. is paid.

from 19512. If you have divorced, then the others are not looking at you. Take what you have, or in ten years, and the divorced women will put the screw on you.

News on Mail.ru in a row.

The Russian economy has already come out of recession
The number of fake dollars and euros in Russia has increased dramatically.

X: news - the Cabinet wants to introduce excise duties on gas, chips and electronic cigarettes
When will the air tax be introduced?
X: Yes, I’m waiting too
X: Let us live in a fairy tale
X is terrible

Xxx: a messy Mexican man pushed a member into the flan...
YYY: Generally speaking, right: a Chinese man was sitting in the grass, pushing his finger in his ass.
HXH: How did you know you were there.

Firefighter Misha, going to clean the façade part of the snow, asked the nakkara to allow it to do it on a tractor. Having obtained that, he took the business, but exaggerated and flew away together with the tractor into the cabin. Nakhar, having gathered the firefighters, came to Misha for revenue and, choking hard, tried to pull the tractor out of the roof. It was matured by Vitievato, which frightened Misha, who had to align the wheels. Misha aligned in the wrong direction and the tractor flew back into the cottage, now on its own roof. Misha was not injured, but became hated by all the guards. In the morning, wishing to rehabilitate in front of the guys, I quietly, Misha starts a tractor, goes out to clean the facade from the garage, flies on a brick and breaks his nose!!! Misha even used a tractor.

Today from the very morning I accidentally expressed my attitude to work on Friday, when I went to the office and greeted my colleagues with the phrase - "Good evening!"

aaa: ah, my first committee ♥
You are not a girl now.
I am now a bearded Masha programmer.

XXX: If I were a sociopath, I would walk and painfully beat everyone who calls this word sociophobes.
You are like a sociopath.
I am not a sociopath, I am a sociophob. But for you I can try...

What do people do first in the morning? is correct.
The Medical Commission.
My mother said I made a bowl for you.
I sucked and cried, the name of the bottle (from under the baby pyre) "First thing"