By chance I heard from a marketer, an apparently typical TP, such a monologue:
“No, when the zombie apocalypse begins, I obviously won’t survive. I won’t be saved by a pair of guns. Oh, but if I had a Daedric sword, Yol-tu-Shul da Tenegriv under my ass, I would have arranged them!
It turned out a marketer - a rooted Ancient Sweaters, since the times of Morrowind... decided to play Left 4 Dead and was very upset.

The parents of the student who shot people did not appear at the trial. your mother. This is their minor child, raised by them, shooting from the Father's weapon. A true father would be responsible for everything his son did, a real mother would protect her child to the last. So don’t say they’re not pirates.

Samuel Ghandi was elected mayor of Shiraz seven times in a row for seven years each.
= is
This is a dictatorship in essence (- _- ) we also have 2 hobbies all 'elected' yes 'elected'

In the mailbox, a promotional cartoon of some kind of remedy for diarrhea: a guy, sitting at the table, eats a healthy living first, blinking with his eyes (!) Eight-legged with a plate, then sends a huge bottle of champagne (whole, without opening), and then, grabbing the swollen stomach, is carried in a variety from all the legs. Then the banner playfully asks me: "Guess what he got poisoned with?"
So that’s what brain marketing is.

Age is when, when you see a girl on the winter street in the shoes, you first think “Dumb, you’ll freeze it all!” and then “Wow, what feet!”

Man missing in N-sk was found dead
The missing woman in N-sk was found drunk
Missing on January 29 in New Urengoy, an 11-year-old boy was found by a long-distance driver
The question. How did an 11-year-old boy become a long-haul driver?

Ded: and it seems to me that the Maidan is the result of the conspiracy of the Kiev tires, which were foolishly broken to take the mountains of old rubber to the landfill

From Habr:
XX: The image to attract attention is remarkable.
Yy: And who is it?
Alexandra Serova (pedagogue, writer, actress)
Yy: Well, if it’s so famous, it’s clear. I just didn’t understand the comment – a face like a face where there is a glamour...
zz: The holy man.

And they lived long and happy.
They died in one day.
But in different years

by Poppy:

Mystery from the children's magazine "Tramway" of the year 91.
What is a Dangerous Dictionary?
It contains the word “dynamite”.
I don’t understand: the prophets worked there?

Children without a sense of humor become adults.

The ProZotv:
And when my dog curled, I constantly driven her out of the room. So he got to automation, if he cries loudly, he goes away. I then grabbed, the pearl itself, and the dog thinks it’s her, and with a shy look goes to the place)) 
by o7herone:
This is the perfect crime

From the topic of betrayal

xxx: Read here a friend on the phone trepidated with his ex-girlfriend. We agreed on Friday. I only saw his wife an hour earlier.

Is he naked?

Question from Daiting:
> Do you want to have children?
> Reproduction is ready. We have only our power.

My kitten is like this: when he sleeps, swirls with a glomerule, when he looks confidently, when he turns his head to the side, when he chews his little mouthpiece... and when he crushes the chair, he is like a nice little goblin.

News from Sochi 2014:
The biggest noise in the network caused the photo of the male toilet in the press center "Sochi-2014". BBC correspondent Steve Rosenberg published a photo of the cabin, where two toilets are located at once.
After that, each team considered it their duty to take a photo of these twin toilets.
Later, a spokeswoman for the press service of the Olympics, Elena Greenberg, that the famous toilet was converted into a secondary room, replacing the toilets with tubes. But then the scandal did not cease. Athletes somewhere found another similar toilet and now photograph in it.

From the hub, a comment about the ELT monitor:
I still have one monitor. little of that. It is not only tubular, but also glucose.
History is this:
I had an old glucose printed monitor on KVM, next to the server stand. Connected to servers. Well, sometimes it was connected to computers for tests, in free ports. Since the use of a stationary monitor at the server occurs never, then the figure with it. But at some point, the monitor began to ring periodically. Since the monitor was written off, I treated the problem with a precise side stroke. The problem disappeared.
There was a situation that the monitor began to be used frequently, and the dwarf such - began to bite frequently. I had to knock every five minutes. And then I was obscured — and why am I suffering with it, if I have a dozen other unrecognized tube monitors. I looked at him... Then they took me away and caught me hard. Against this background, I decided to remember that it was always interesting to watch live how the monitor behaves when you hit it with a hammer. I went to my neighbors to find a hammer. None of the workers were on the spot. I went to the server. I sat behind that monitor. Within half an hour, I realized he wasn’t swallowing. Overall, the monitor was so frightened that for the first time he allowed himself to squeeze in three months. We used it as a talisman. Together with the admin drum and anti-gas.

@VivaLaLenas
When you avoid taxes, somewhere a small child of a clerk who lacks cocaine is crying.

Speaking on the Maidan several times saw a guy holding a poster with the inscription "Skyrim for the Nordics!"

Comments on the video "The Chinese are wrapping transformers"

I would die from this job on the first day.

WOW: And today I am almost dead of the quality of their transformers.

How to tell if the cheese is missing?