XX: Remember he’s all crucified, I love, say, I can’t live without you?
YYY: Well...
Well, I read him a sermon about the fact that you must love yourself and live like the last day.
YYY: Well you can, yes
So this fool after a week stopped smoking, drinking, went to the bar, took care of himself, started reading books. And a month later he sent me so poorly.

They say it is true. The case was in the Second World War. A Russian heavy tank met two German light tanks. At that moment I stumbled. He cannot move in any way. The Germans shout out our mouth "Hende ho!"Our answer "Hitler’s coat!" Dialogue is clearly not going out. The Germans, not thinking long, take our tank on a trailer to take it to their headquarters. Along the way, a Russian tank suddenly starts from the push and pulls two German tanks, despite all their power back. The Germans from this action a little shuddered and jumped out of their cars. This is how we won.

of Belarus. A very distant future:

“Look, granddaughter, you’re putting the ham on the sandwich, and we’ve eaten it with the spoonfuls.

c) by Enzo

In the guests, the three-year-old son of friends entertains us with poppies from our favorite poems and songs:
And suddenly an old spider.
A fly in the corner.
I thought a mushroom,
What a shit!"

Oleg called and asked for your address.
I and CHO?
She - I gave him.
Did I say the address?

Dervishdance is fucking. Sometimes I want to go to a kindergarten after work, build all the kids in a row, and say: "Idiots! The idiots! You are forced to sleep in the afternoon and you refuse to..."

Fucking calculated. When he was connected, he moved the table with the comp in the other end of the room to get more cable.

Do not forget that the position is from the word "debt", work - from the word.
“slave,” and dismissal – from the word “will!”! to

verification
We have a neighbor in Dacia. His name is Andrew. A calm man, recently resigned in the rank of Colonel. told me.
Andrei’s life was coming to an end. He was sent to a remote garrison for inspection.
Just arrived in the part – the lieutenant officer runs, reports:
“Comrade Colonel, Lieutenant Lieutenant, the table is covered!”
Andrei - a light confusion - covered - himself and covered. I did not come here for lunch with a check-up. And eating, I don’t want to...
The lieutenant insists: “Comrade Colonel...”
Andrei misses “beyond the ears.”
“Liter” – again for its own: “Commodities...”
Andrei can’t stand and asks, “Lieutenant, why are you tied to your table? I came for a check!”
Now, astonishment appears in the eyes of the guard, says: "I was told in the headquarters - arrives with a check, Colonel - hungry, urgent.
to feed.”
Andrei: “Take it off, Lieutenant. I am indeed a checking lieutenant colonel, but my name is HUNGRY!”
The inspection went well...

In 1975, Academician Sakharov was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. That is, the man who invented the hydrogen bomb was awarded the world prize in the name of the man who invented the dynamite.

I don’t believe in television at all. Once there ever saw this, don't believe: the governor of California in the jungle was chasing an alien!

I went home yesterday, I wanted to chew up. It's three steps away from home, but I feel like I can't stand it anyway. Well, what to do, I run for the first garage and do my black business. I am relieved, straight, I do not notice anything on the sides. At the very end of the urination I turn my head, a man stands in the neighboring garage and watches me wildly. I think that’s all, Pepper. by Mimi:
Sorry... I... no... no... no.
Without changing his gaze, he says:
Is there still a sack? The Lebanese is on the left, this fool had his audition to put at the exit of my garage

News: Medvedev dropped Putin, Tchaika and Kudrin into the fight against the casino. Everybody, after reading the first three words, was surprised.

In the auto school.
- With you to the classes you will carry three pieces: a book with a PDF, a collection of tasks... well, and the head do not forget.
The people earnestly recorded, two seconds later, a voice from the audience:
Sorry, what was the third?

A colleague said:
In the summer, on the beach, his one-year-old son saw blacks going swimming. And in horror he cried out to the whole beach: "Uncle Kaki, bull bull - ni-ni!"

Well, that is, dirty uncle, you can’t swim.

The beach was crying.

The Negro’s reaction is unclear.

c) Picked

Experov: If you sell your apartment in Moscow, then for an apartment in Monaco you probably won't have enough money (unless, of course, you didn't have an elite apartment with a view on the Kremlin), but you definitely have enough money to buy an entire island, where monkeys, papagaies, thugs, tapirs live, there is cellular coverage and electricity. And, most importantly, after such a purchase you will still have a lot of money from the sold Moscow apartment.

Reutersfriend: Some Ernesto is sitting now, reading Carlos's post on dirty.pn about the fact that "If you sell your five islands in the Caribbean, then for an apartment in Monaco you probably don't have enough money, but you will definitely have enough money to buy a whole room on the fifth floor of Khrushchev in Altufiev without an elevator, with a combined bathroom and a neighbor-alcoholic". He reads and thinks: "Wow! People live... Or maybe... Can you spit on everything, sell the legacy of your grandmother Juanista – 50 acres of tropical islands – and go to Altufiev, finally live humanly?

What does it mean <3?
I love it " I love it"
O_O I thought that "less than three"
zzz: ah, "Andrew <3"
Tagged: Poor Andrew
FFF: Forget the guy

All those who gave on February 23 a shave gel, frame or shampoo, know, you are avenged!!!! to

March 8 – Barcelona – Arsenal!

From the series "Spartak: Blood and Sand"
He: Not every rise leads to culmination
This is known to every woman.

XXX: I will develop my pofigism.
YYY: How is it?
XXX is out.