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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94891
 06.03.2014

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Question: The home computer sometimes does not allow any actions (e.g. , change or delete the file) Writes something like: "You do not have permission. Contact the administrator" or: "Administrator rights are required for this action" But I am the administrator! What else does he need?

Answer: Show him who is the principal!
Install the Linux!

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94890
 06.03.2014
Here, they often talk about running out at work, and we do not have an injection at the company. More precisely, but it is almost banned, there is such control that the notorious KGB is crying alone in the corner. Recently, the mechanics barely rejected the security guards, a week of explanatory writing, for the fact that they googled the PORNO-UPORNY bearing.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94889
 06.03.2014
It is worth pointing out the unnamed yet, but clearly vibrating in the air threat of freezing the assets of the questionable Russian bureaucracy – at least on the territory of the United States, and, most likely, in all the countries of the world, on which their influence extends.

This would be a phenomenal gift to Russia and its people, as it would not only cut off the financial base of the ruling kleptocracy with a single blow, but also, visibly proving the unprofitability of theft, would have a colossal healing effect on the whole morality of our society.

If Kerry had taken such a step, he would not have been able to get rid of the monument; in truth, he would have deserved at least a solemn burial in the Kremlin Wall.

Delevingne (c)

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94888
 06.03.2014
111: and then I remembered it, but it was a long time ago. As if convincing three persons with their friends an unclear amount of cognac engaged in hot lesbian sex. No one captured the moment when one of the friends turned on the camera. I forgot about the cassette this morning. But this is when a girlfriend’s mother rushed over (well, or how it was to look in sight), thinking that there was a family walk...
I never visited them again. I have no lesbian sex anymore.

222: Where is the cassette?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94887
 06.03.2014
Do you know why our hockey players lost at the Olympics? They feared that Obama would not let them go.
by konde13

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94886
 06.03.2014
I’ve seen a beautiful thing today... A girl is walking out some kind of microshava, chihuahua, or something like that: a tiny, trembling in a pink puddle. And in front of them, the snorkeler Ivanich with his cat came out of the basement. The cat (enormous and chic) in a fighting position before the chihuahua stood, shrugged and tried to hit the leg, well, the girl screamed. Ivanov said so calmly:
“Fu, Murzik Borisovich...Fu... What’s there, there’s a whole GMO!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94885
 06.03.2014
Fighting between Russia and Ukraine has spread to VKontakte.
In two days of fighting, both sides lost much of common sense.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94884
 06.03.2014
The corporate. The boss, as a fan of the aforisms, states:"If you stood up from the table with a feeling of hunger, you have eaten. If you have eaten, you have eaten, etc. I have expressed the thought that this was invented by the bourgeoisie so that we, ordinary citizens, would live hungry, and that they (the bourgeoisie) would eat and loathe, eat and eat. The leadership declared me an oppositionist, although I am simply an opportunist.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94883
 06.03.2014
It would be better in Moscow to live side by side with us a brotherly, hard-working people.
than a crowd of illiterate and wild fools. I am happy to change.
Millions of people, at least a couple of tens of thousands of Ukrainians.
____
Bro, let me embrace you!
The Moscow.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94882
 06.03.2014
XX: No, I will not go to our corporation. What should I do there?
Yyy: Dancing in a short shirt in front of men ;)
XXX is AHA. You don’t know our collective. For 50 babs - 3 men and Maxim.
Yyy: And Maxim is who, cat?
XXX is worse. This is our Siddhartha.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94881
 06.03.2014
XXX: Does the man-pop feel a danger?
I don’t know, but many people hear it.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94880
 06.03.2014
5 March 2014 12:45 by Alien
Generally speaking, lucky for modern children)))
I had nothing like that, only Barbie, which was beyond desire and admiration))

5 March 2014 12:48 Electrical
And I have table games, invented on the basis of "Monopoly". They were called, as I remember, "Businessman" and "White Crown". I had a lot of pleasure in them against myself and against the other myself.)))))

5 March 2014 12:50 by Alien
Everybody has won??? :D

5 March 2014 12:50 Electrical
Apart from myself.
I was invincible! It was 😉 😉

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94879
 06.03.2014
IXBT, branch "I want a lamp amplifier!"

Clarinetist: If you liked the sound - take, and don't read the opinions of hockey players about figure skating

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94878
 06.03.2014
to this
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Especially for those who do not know how to google - how to collect the sperm of cattle.
Primitively speaking, a container is attached to the animal's penis, an electrode is squeezed into the rectum and the current of a certain frequency is released. There is ejaculation. That’s all romantic (
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I know how to google, but the eyes of the administrators who will see my search query at the workplace stress me in advance, because until now I will not

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94877
 06.03.2014
Winnisepu: I love modern journalists. "The uninvited guests were given a rainbow welcome". I thought - again something about the pidaras, it turned out - the victim of unnatural selection bluntly suspected of the existence of the word "happy" and wanted to appear smart...
Fuck, it is exaggerating.

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