Today, I and two of my colleagues were entrusted to pack gifts for women. There are 52 women in the group. I bought for each of the crystal figs something in a box (I don't know how to identify it), a small bottle of champagne and a linen towel / towel with all sorts of drawings that were placed inside this crystal fig. We also bought 52 sheets of wrapping paper for the holiday packaging.

Have you ever wrapped boxes in gift paper? This is not paper, but thin plastic.

We honestly watched on the internet how this is done. None of us have talent. In six hands, these 52 gifts were wrapped in gift paper for three or five hours simultaneously mocking the mat. Because there was a shit at all. But at least the last box got wrapped up at all.

Only we wanted to breathe out when we finished, as we notice that one linen towel / towel is superfluous. Didn’t someone put it? During the process of packing, we took the price cards off the towels and glued them to my table. They counted – they really didn’t put anyone.

But this same perversion now all the gifts to unpack and look for who has not. The gifts are given by chance.

I, forever lazy, pulled behind my towel to soak up to soak up (by the way, similar in color). Suddenly, I did not find him on the spot.

“No, guys,” I said, “I’ll have to unpack.

In short - another 3, 5 hours, until found and repackaged (experience, shit). You can pack your gifts professionally.

Theory without practice is a backpack with textbooks on swimming behind the back of the drowning.

YYY: Practice without theory is a gun directed at the shooter.

At the age of 5 somehow woke up, and at home no one, wrote the announcement of the disappearance of the parents, it turned out they were in the store, the letter is still kept.

I worked as a student in a store. Vodka has been sold since 11. Alkashi bought it at 10 with overpayment.

I asked why they couldn’t wait. They were surprised. It is obvious that they cannot.

Then I asked why they didn’t buy this evening. They looked at me like an idiot.

Every normal housewife knows: in order to have enough money in the budget, you need to watch for those who replenish the budget and those who spend it.

One of his colleagues remembered his youthful years after a couple of drinks at the corporate.
I didn’t like to go to school and I studied very badly. Mom said she was ready to work with me, to drive to instructors, only if I started studying well. My father didn’t say anything, but took me the next day to work at the mine, where I had to run almost like an adult. At the end of the shift, he brought me almost insensitive to the dressing room, tired down to the store and with father's warmth said, "Look, son, how healthy here and you will be here all your life to work, as I do, if, of course, you will not be studying well."
I never had a teacher in my life, my mother never helped me with my studies, my parents didn’t even check if I did my homework.
But my portrait, with a gold medal on my neck, hangs next to the teacher’s, as a man who has shown the best performance in all the time of school existence.

The most successful SpaceX launches irritate the priests of Baikonur.