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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140264
 06.04.2017
I think you should intervene.

My daughter graduated. She is the only girl who was not allowed to participate in the dance because she is small. At the same time, she is the only girl who is professionally engaged in dancing, having a bunch of awards and grades, including international. The child was crying first and then laughing. I seem to have discovered a new law of pattern interaction: adhering to one leads to the rupture of the other.

Because I don’t remember that in our school at all there was a question of ‘permission’ or ‘prohibition’. Depriving a child of graduation dance due to growth is beyond the boundary. It smells of discrimination and flying hats from the heads of the administration.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140263
 06.04.2017
Q: Do you work on web design?
YYY: Will you pay the catch?
Why should I pay you?
YYY: Then I am not shooting)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140262
 06.04.2017
You have to realize that everyone around you is essentially abnormal and wants two things:

To kill someone.

And to be loved.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140261
 06.04.2017
I roasted today.
The client sent the contract in his edition, in the Forsmager item it was written: "8.1 In the case of an attack by aliens invaders or other circumstances not dependent on Earthans...." ))))

[ + 21 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140260
 06.04.2017
Seeing the force of the unification of the workers and even their small strikes, some think that it is worth the workers to organize a general strike throughout the country — and the workers can get from the capitalists and the government everything they want.
This opinion was expressed by the workers of other countries, when the labour movement had only just begun and the workers were still very inexperienced. But that opinion is wrong.
The strike is one of the means of the working class’s struggle for its liberation, but not the only means, and if the workers do not pay attention to other means of struggle, they will thus slow the growth and success of the working class.
In fact, for strikes to succeed, cash is needed to hold workers during strikes. c) and v. Lenin

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140259
 06.04.2017
Vidos, where the dog is self-forgotten to fuck the door.

Time to enter the threshold!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140258
 06.04.2017
>>>Where are so many illiterate but active Christians on the site?

Remember firmly: a person who knows how to distinguish the Gospel of John from the Book of Genesis is either an atheist or a baptist. Catholics and Orthodox are not directly recommended to read the Bible - only their church literature.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №140257
 06.04.2017
Somewhere there was a post about Marianovn. So, yes, they will sit and be silent. Because they are strenuous. Talented and intelligent teachers will find a job when the market collapses. Although the point is not that.

That’s what it’s like, you are our warrior. A talented person (most often) will find a job and will be able to do well - well, if you do not take into account all kinds of introductory types of sick parents, because of which he / she can not leave from his Zapopolsk to Moscow, or there the categorical impossibility of a talented man to work on the Internet. But the vast majority of people are not talented. We are just normal. Average normal people, not idiots, but not geniuses (yes, and you too; geniuses will not collapse here, they have other interests). So if a normal person is lucky to be born in the right place and choose the right profession, then he is on a horse and can plunge on others. And if you don’t have the luck to predict, how will it turn in 20 years? Then the next youth-unbeaten life will cover you with “maryivan” and you will not care about your head. Until the time when he is already sitting, such a successful now, the field of activity.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140256
 06.04.2017
What did he write wrong? My salary has increased, my friends have increased, and we are not a military industry, and no one has reductions at work. What companies are cutting? CJSC "Rog and Copy" with a staff of 10 people? Damn shoppers who don’t get the goods? He needs such a business. And yes, if the money is not enough - change the job, not sit still. Change your qualifications, move to another city, do at least something, not go online. Yes, and in the distance sitting behind the compound of shops can dohuya work to find. There would be a desire to work. You do not seem to have him. They joke about a small salary lying on the couch and drinking a beer.
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I have no hemorrhoids. You are wasted.
The outgoing coward did not say anything about lowering wages. You are somehow reading past the line, you are our fastest!
Three Qualifications are hard to change. I am a recognised specialist in the city - millionaire. I’t drink so much beer. Not very much him...
For example, the reduction in my city at the Hydromash association, which once developed and produced chassis for Buran, the factories of Thermal, NITEL, the factory of precision engineering.
Not to mention the two plants.
5 is It remains to be asked, which production niche have you and your acquaintances found?
Or is it just a neutralizer’s lie?

"Happiness can dohuya work to find" - highly paid? You know how to joke!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140255
 06.04.2017
These Duma initiatives with restrictions on social networks, games, films resemble a strawberry who not only hid his head in the sand, but also closed his eyes. And the idea for the safety of this strawbery wants to check that he must close his eyes, or the sand of the eye will fall, and there are bacteria.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140254
 06.04.2017
Shabra

Probably each of us at least once forgot the password from some important site, and then tried to decrypt it by the saved cookies in the browser. It may not even be your cookies, but it doesn’t matter.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140253
 06.04.2017
(for the cat)

Irina
When I go to work, I use a computer via a timweaver passport. I leave a new tab on the browser.
If there are left letters - it means that the hole is on the key.
I turn on the music and he waits and goes away.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140252
 06.04.2017
xxx: The employee’s name "Rock" is sliding or not?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: It is not just for the female sex.
That is, if he changes the sex, will he stop bending?
YYY: Yes, it just needs to be pushed back.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №140251
 06.04.2017
He received from the Department of Labor Protection a memorial on actions in case of hostage capture to familiarize the collective. I informed. There are types of points:
- tolerate deprivation, insults and humiliation, do not look in the eyes of criminals, do not behave provocatively,
- comply with the demands of criminals, do not contradict them, do not risk the lives of others and your own, try not to allow hysteria and panic,
To do anything (sitting, standing up, drinking, going to the toilet) ask for permission.
These paddles returned the memo and said that "they knew, the collective treaty was read..."

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №140250
 06.04.2017
All will be taken and fired. And here is this aunt "until retirement one and a half years left, and there even grass does not grow" and the middle-aged specialist "three children want to eat today, and not when the strike (may be) will bear fruit" and a young specialist, no longer needed anywhere with a bunch of experience "and what this he a week as the past place hired, and yesterday already resigned?". Others are already writing statements. And they disappear. And they remain on the increased load not the best representatives of the profession or just working for the soul of the teacher, who do not need income - the husband will buy shoes (and they go away from the stubborn in this very soul battle of the poor parents, just recently here on the topic of how she dares to buy shoes for her husband's money - it would be better to feed and drink other children at her own expense and provide toys).

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140249
 06.04.2017
The less you steal from the state, the more carefully it checks you.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №140248
 06.04.2017
Behind every successful man is a grandmother who believes in him.
Behind every successful grandmother is a fool, whom it all came to pass.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140247
 06.04.2017
To the shit about the Great Teachers’ Union and the millions of statements written under the copier.

The labour market works normally. Do not use non-market methods. It works this way: where they pay little - there are people who pay more for nothing. This is a quick but inevitable process. An old teacher-fan of his business, working for nothing for the idea, will retire - he is generally a rare creature in any generation. There will be no new one in his place. There will be a marijuana who does not want a big salary - she wants to be next to the house to take care of the child, in the summer, a longer vacation and two dozen unrighteous little things, on which you can scream, take the line and spit out your anger on a failed life.
Marianne will not write a statement of solidarity. All that can be achieved is to accelerate the departure of those who have gone wrong and already regret, but for the time being try to do something. Their place will be quickly recruited by new marijuana, we have a lot of them.

Increasing wages does not improve the quality of these employees. Just for a high salary competition, and you can be promoted. But for this we need a leader who matters the outcome and who will choose those who work best, not those with whom it is easier. Just raising salaries in schools will not work.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140246
 06.04.2017
XXX is oh! Funny is! On the website of the Ministry of Internal Affairs link "Report about the drug!"
YYY: What is it, they lost contacts?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140245
 06.04.2017
Uncultured, of course, but gummies should be sprayed on roads and pavements, not in urns. Maybe at least they will get stronger.

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