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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №82538
 06.06.2013
An unknown woman in Voronezh came into the house to the shepherd, separated naked and died.

By the surprising coincidence of circumstances, the shepherd was the cousin of the prosecutor of the Voronezh region.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82537
 06.06.2013
Alexis
Can I ask if you are working or studying?

Natalia
I study

Alexis
For whom?

Natalia
Engineer-Manager...I will be a quality manager in the emergency

Alexis
Just like a violinist.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №82536
 06.06.2013
The fire started at 9.12 in the subway today, at 9.04 ended. The time machine was not injured.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82535
 06.06.2013
The smoking law.
I would be just as a consistent and irreconcilable opponent of the law prohibiting shit in public places. Not because I’m a punk and crazy at the spectacle of a damned bench in the square. And only because I understand clearly: in this country, any tightening of punishment or expansion of the ban base leads only to one thing: an increase in the size of bribery. More does not lead to anything. Never and in nothing.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82534
 06.06.2013
xxx: it turns out my mom learned about pregnancy, went to the church prayer ordered, and there she was given a commodity check that for a month tariff "save and keep" paid :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82533
 06.06.2013
I list "Cars and prices".

I: What does Chery do on one page with BMW?
You will be ashamed!

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82532
 06.06.2013
The main rules of the Internet:
- "Everything you write can be used as shame".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82531
 06.06.2013
The Prosecutor General of Kazakhstan (from the news): "We have recently faced a fact. There is an attestation of the personnel of the border service, and there the members of the highest certification commission, of which I am a member, have faced one problem. The man in service is represented impeccably and his characteristics are shown very well by the command. At the same time, the polygraph tells us that he is dishonest, dishonest, inclined to lie, to manifest corruption.

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