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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100140
 06.07.2014
and aggressive:

This is one of the most important things in the world.
Do not insist on progress, stinking misery. Progress has given nicotine patches, snus and almost odorless electronic cigarettes. And those who smoke regular tobacco should die from lung cancer. Better sooner.
This is one of the most important things in the world.

There is a poem about you:

In the name of happiness and good
Kill them all - start with yourself!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №100139
 06.07.2014
You probably didn’t have a heavy cold enough, especially since there are others who don’t wear bags. And then you will definitely not carry your socks in your pockets. In the bag, it’s bad to put it all together.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
I greet you, resident of the reserve, in guests in our mad world. Meet me, this is a plastic bag! It can be folded all kinds of shit, for example, bus tickets, apple strawberries, paper clothes with slugs. You can spit gum or slice from seeds. It does not pass through fluids or smells. When the urna is on your way - all this can be thrown into it directly in the bag, and under the next portion of the slice and spool to get out of the bag another bag. They are cheap, it is true.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100138
 06.07.2014
That you should have four children and keep all four wheelchairs at home. The weather is worse. to be dirty. And neighbors such that they can get rid of these wheelchairs if they are left in the corridor...
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Note that these wheelchairs, fencing the staircase, violate fire safety and when evacuated such "comfort of a lazy parent" can cost lives not only too understanding neighbors, but also the oneself with children.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №100137
 06.07.2014
With the LOR'a, about the long-term status assignment to the Linux kernel version 3.14:
xxx: will release minor releases until the number fits the whole number of pi?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100136
 06.07.2014
xxx: gave to FMC a voucher with the inscription "double click can fix this text"
avlmrsn: a double click here can no longer fix anything, God, burn!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100135
 06.07.2014
The 3rd of July is GIBD Day.
It seems to me that the root of this phrase is money.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №100134
 06.07.2014
Well, once this was the subject of the shine-front, so I will tell you.

My grandfather was called in 1938. sent to the Far East. Hallinggol and all this has been experienced fully. The first injury was received...
Then the Finnish began. transferred there. And now it is home, and here it has begun.
My grandfather didn’t like to remember the war, he didn’t love it at all. Remember the movie “Four Tankers and the Dog.” One summer in 198, he knows what year I spent all summer with my grandparents. And this movie just went. As soon as he started, the grandfather through his teeth roared and went to smoke on the bench, apparently he didn’t want to shake his memory. I will never forget how he said, “A fairy tale is all this, war is not that.” And I am. A film about war is like all the children in the houses. Well remember each cartoon for a week ahead with a pencil rounded, because showed the box only 2 channels and everyone knew when the cartoon, and when the movie about the war. This is an event.
I tried to ask him a few times, but he just cried out.
But once it broke. I sat and sucked. Every word, every breath,
In 1942, near Stalingrad, he heard that part No____ is fighting nearby, and according to letters he was receiving letters from this part from his brother, whom he had not seen for 4 years, and this part is under the side. He went to the commander - so he said and so, his brother there in the neighboring barracks. The commander thought and said to him, I will let you go, but you will not return. Stalingrad is such a cave of death, few have come out of it.
About the home and the mother, and the funeral for the father already... The choice he made, but do not judge him - did not go. Then came my brother’s funeral.
He also recalled as he retreated at 41. He was then a sappar at the artillery regiment. Sleep was lacking. I slept wherever I could, and often when moving on the anti-dysfunctional glands moved together (forgive me the gunmen, I don't know the name). If it falls out, it means death under the wheels of the gun. But when it stopped anyone if you haven’t slept for a day. Here he fell asleep. and fell out. But survived. He slept on the road until a motor woke him up. Sprosonoku joined the column and went with them to the east. He just said something wrong. Looking around, he stood by his foot to the frictions. They’re the same people, they’re chasing us on foot. Quietly in the darkness he drove and pursued his own. In two days. How he was shot, I don’t know.
And out of the boiler managed to fall, under Leningrad was the case. Where 2 strike army under the leadership of Vlasov got into the boiler. There almost died of hunger, on the swamp of trees, the bark was starved, but he was saved by Gata, so called his countryman, who shared with him with the last shredded piece of bread, which he held at the NZ TWO YEARS.
The grandfather arrived in Poland, and there were further injuries and injuries. I returned at 45 and was convulsively angry with 6 children, including my mother. I remembered him smoking at the doorstep - neither teeth nor hair...
He died in May 1991 – a few months before the collapse of the Union... He was the last of the surviving veterans of that war in the village of Old Casilino of the Arsk district of the Republic of Tatarstan. Mr. Babu, thank you very much.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100133
 06.07.2014
Mizulina offered to allow the "adult" internet by passport.
Users offer to let the Duma on certificate from a psychiatrist.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100132
 06.07.2014
You are CHO! They weren’t such kids!Polite, educated, as they learned to speak, they immediately quoted Shakespeare in the original. Not the current tribe. Honestly honestly!

and----

Those yes. I was raised by my parents, and I didn’t handle the cries in the cafe like a crazy terminator. A child, of course, is not a person, not a full-fledged personality, but you can also teach a dog if you want to.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100131
 06.07.2014
Something Siberian battle some rubber.
So would take Moscow, it is not rubber.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100130
 06.07.2014
What is the French "Deputy"?
Leo is a fool.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100129
 06.07.2014
You can imagine that there are still tribes in Africa where a husband is obliged to obey his wife and wife-in-law.
YYY: You won’t believe it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100128
 06.07.2014
I sit here on a dating site, I talk to a man. Well, he’s proposing to meet.)
And I have God, well, no time, and I say without a back-thinking, and let's go for a walk with the dogs? and see you, and date, romantic, lake, sunset, all business
How can a decent walk between a lady and a decent man be prevented by two educated dogs?
Weight below and forty kilograms.)
the bodyguard, the fucking )))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100127
 06.07.2014
In different vacancies especially delighted generous option "the opportunity to work overtime". And none of them have a sign that is, say, paid. Thank you, dear employers, that allowed, I will definitely use, and sleep and station again.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100126
 06.07.2014
Comments on Hogwarts:
"In Russia, there is also clearly an analogy. On September 1, we were driving to another city, cars were standing on the railway transit, the shlagbaum was closed. After some time it was opened, no trains passed. I think, in fact, there was a train that was inaccessible to the senses of the mages. Take the kids to school"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100125
 06.07.2014
<chh> are you an anonymous?
< wow> fucking how did you guess?
<chh>)) you respond once every 25 minutes

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100124
 06.07.2014
xxx: And what did Rogozin say to Assad that all the Russians started studying there?
zzz: Apparently said that the documentation and instructions from our weapons will not be translated.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100123
 06.07.2014
Q: What is your favourite sex posture?
Outside of the number! and]

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №100122
 06.07.2014
Meeted by chance with friends, whom they had not seen for a long time, went with them to "Yakitoria", to sit a little and talk calmly. Two companies with babies quickly reduced our desire to nothing... Whispering children’s whispers on the backdrop of psychedelic music...irritated devotions of mothers to the whole restaurant, who were distracted by the children who woke up from the feast...
Why 15 years ago, when our children were young, we didn’t even think of dragging them to a restaurant, or dragging them with us to families where there are no small children? There was no one to leave with, so they sat at home. For some reason, it didn’t stress us. Maybe because our children were not accidental, but long-awaited and desired?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100121
 06.07.2014
When I was a kid, I watched horror movies, sitting on a pot, for the chance.

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