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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32602
 06.07.2010
Tatiana: Let’s meet up?
Rekjavic: First of all, my name is Vasya. I am a bearded troll!
Are you fulfilling your wishes?
Recjavic: Yes, it is yours.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32601
 06.07.2010
sablin522: Imagine July, the shia went to lunch, the suit, and I say - give me a potato and a cottage "loose nest"
Yulchik: How I can imagine a fox living under a roof and hanging a nest.
sablin522: here I am, rubbed all the way

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32600
 06.07.2010
@R$en: -> are you at home?

Tagged with: yes

@r$en: Your voice is on the street

@R$en: I have heard

I am so cute. :) How cute

Ondatra: You hear my voice.

Tagged with: romantic

@r$en: the voice of a girl drunk into the zero of darkness material 3

You are a scuco)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32599
 06.07.2010
ONOTOLE> But when, say, you say to the driver in the route taxi:.At the stop, be kind!., How then, to check his emotional state? Was he good at the stop or not?
<pov> cloth door

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32598
 06.07.2010
I want to have a member of the horse!!! to
Oh, but not to you (
Oh no fuck! You are!!!! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32597
 06.07.2010
Lecturer explains about the next Olympics:
Olympic winners are awarded prizes.
(Student from the back)
What is waiting? The call? and :)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №32596
 06.07.2010
All the girls whisper at Edward and Jacob. Boys on Bella and Jane
<felidae> who are all these people?
<DimoWork13641> obviously droppers)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32595
 06.07.2010
xxx: I don’t like the black theme of setting websites/forums.
xxx: On the black background you can see all the dust on the monitor :(

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №32594
 06.07.2010
of Israel. On the street are going and chatting two "gowns," one tall, uncomplicated with the face of a typical Jew. The second low, rooted, with the face of a more inherent student of the Riazhan VDV school.
With a good Russian academic pronunciation:
“Listen, let’s speak Hebrew, I still have to practice.
Why Why? - Resists him the second, with the "sablon" Odessa pronunciation. Everyone in the squad speaks Russian.
Israel is not limited to our squadron.
- Oh, I beg you, here the people understand Russian, you will always find a job.
- Tree needles, whom did I give as teachers? The roots roar and, holding the pause, continues. I’d better ask your sister.
and ha! She knows the Hebrew worse than me.
"But she has a 4th-size chest and it's nice to look at it... - Root silences, touches the interlocutor and quietly adds. And to pay.
The show?! to
No to sho! The root represents the same pronounce as the high. “Shlomo, you’re my friend, but your sister’s never as shy as you are, quite the opposite. Such a figure is not what Hymel - Merkava will not hide.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32593
 06.07.2010
I saw this picture in the yard:
A guy from the window of the apartment screams to a young boy walking in the courtyard for the car. The boy refuses to wait. Finally, the guy from the window says, “Yes, this is my car! I lost the keys somewhere at home, I want the lock to write."

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32592
 06.07.2010
AmigoRico: Two days ago I wanted to paint, took a piece of paper and a pencil, and began to paint a portrait of the girl. I painted, painted and forgot. Today I met one charming girl on the internet, she is Russian but now lives in the states. What was my surprise, when we spoke on Skype, she turned on the camera, and a few minutes later I saw a sheet on the floor, raised it, and realized that I was drawing the girl I am now communicating with...
Daddy paint, Daddy paint!! to

AF

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32591
 06.07.2010
The instructor told me today
Babet's seat belt managed to wrap around her head and stick
He said I hit the brakes a couple of times.
The start of it.
Pete said she thought so :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32590
 06.07.2010
Fessy: (remembering how I was writing my diploma) I wrote a hint code while the thought was, I started it, and it works! Because it must! No one mistake!
Fessy: I remember thinking then - that's what it means almost ready specialist!

Get out of the profession!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32589
 06.07.2010
<GreenKa>: She is a goddess!
<GreenKa>: The Ideal!
<GreenKa> is perfect!
<GreenKa>: She can’t do anything!
<GreenKa>: Absolutely nothing!
<GreenKa>: Even money to spend!

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32588
 06.07.2010
Nordling: As long as a plant grows, it is a plant. Once you cut it, it is a set of parts of the plant. If some parts of the plant contain narcotic drugs and psychotropic substances, then, accordingly, to them control measures are applied the same as to drugs and psychotropic substances.
Rompo: We have to come up with how to smoke a growing plant and we will be happy.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32587
 06.07.2010
(I already in the process of pronouncing the phrase I thought about what wording of the proverb about the difference of tastes to apply - classical or "flomastrian")

Me: I like it so much. In taste and color, all comrades are different!
he: hm... purely female approach))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32586
 06.07.2010
During the repair of the corridor in the office, the water cooler was temporarily put to us in the department. The first few days when the door opened, we heard the same thing:
Oh, this is Mr. Bl.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32585
 06.07.2010
from corporate correspondence of the head of our IT department (hereinafter IT) with the head of accounting management (hereinafter U)

I have this file why it doesn't open.
IT – What are you opening up?
A – the mouse
What program is IT?
W - I don't know
I open all the files with the mouse.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №32584
 06.07.2010
Yyy: My hands and tongue are still with me.
xxx: and I would hide under the blanket... only that you’t see it... only to feel... and guess where my idiots are and where my tongues are)
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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32583
 06.07.2010
When do you go to the army?
I think in September.
This is my plus point and I’ll watch Doctor House season 7 right away.

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