At night, the cat jumped on the keyboard of the computer, opened programs and windows in the browser.
in the morning:
Why did he read about Qiwi so many times?
It did not come once...

What drivers say: A.
Before you buy a sofa,
Why not go with him? So yours
No problem here.
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Yes to! And then he, such a shit, will park his couch every night across the lawn!! to
You are somewhat tailored. He walks down the stairs with a couch. He is hindered by wheelchairs that should not stand there. You can walk the stairs. With sofas, carts, children, dogs, unburned cigarettes and bottles of beer. Smoking, drinking, walking dogs and children, as well as parking sofas and wheelchairs on the stairs in the entrance is NOT allowed.

Discussion of the Cat:

XXX: No... this is how if you knock your foot, it will knock. This is how you go to the toilet at night, and he will help you... no!

YYY: It is yes... or the eyelids blink because of the corner... and you can no longer rush to the toilet.

Are you reproducing so much without learning to read and write? That’s fine, maybe my children in the future will need such a brainless working cattle as your offspring.
It is ===
There was an interview with a female lawyer who, in addition to her private practice, had a course at the university... and she was asked – and why do you put three and four on hopeless students? of compassion?
She replied – I myself will be engaged in legal practice for a long time and I plan to send my children on this path... so let them have such competitors.

A friend is watching videos. In another two guys say:
Indifference is one of the main problems of the modern world.
Without waiting for the end of the phrase, a friend has already closed the video with the words:
Let me fuck.

The providers come, the cable channel is placed. But how!
– to?
They have other channels perpendicular to their channel. So they make drinks in their channel and put it directly across other people, inserting just into drinks. And nobody cares that there is nothing left for the cable in the cable channel.

...

We wasted over the monitors. They are smart.
...??? to
They are now using other channels.

Talk to my husband:
- A year ago your parents had no garden at all in the country, now there are four beds. Imagine a potato field in a couple of years.
We’re here with you and we’ll cry.
“Nifga, here is where you and I are going to get divorced!

House of 5 floors. 3 apartments on the floor. 10 of them are small. Accordingly, their t/s on their venues, (who could not raise, leaves on the first floor). Everything goes well and no one is bothered. A wheelchair was stolen. I found. Long beating at the entrance with the words:"You, the fox, the child stole." We would have for one hint to personally raise and drop the wheelchair to the floor. It doesn’t matter if you work or not. With the village three zones, therefore, the concepts correspond.
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Here we have already spoken of children as an indulgence from all sins, and I will probably agree. Covering a child is the last thing. Your child does not give you any right to block public spaces. You have your own apartment for your personal things. I had to drag a new couch to my fifth floor, which could hardly fit into the stairs and with sin spread halfway between the floors. What would I do with him at your house? Should I still play Tetris with your wheelchairs?

I cry to a friend that the former, with whom a lot has been experienced and experienced, has married.
I was sure he would die alone and unhappy without me :(
He could still die unhappy.

xxx: *link to picture: a packet of pasta is wrapped with an action scotch to a bottle of cola*
Tagged with: facepalm
WOW: Even though my father once cooked pasta in beer
WOW: He says that a rare schizze succeeded.
XHH: Why is it?? to
I wanted meat in red wine, but there was no meat and wine.

A modest question? Take a shower in the morning
Also with soap?
*************
and nothing. And... should?

Don’t raise your children, they will still be like you, raise yourself.

The worst thing in our society is educated. He always remembers the neighbors, and himself silences the sound of the TV at 11 p.m. (and the neighbors-niphiga), he parks away, so that no one is disturbed (and a colleague - almost in the office), meeting a friend, he will automatically retreat to the side, (and a million aunts - there and talk, where he suffered)...he suffers, because he always remembers that other people nearby...You want such a fate to your child? Modern parents want their children to be greedy, greedy, greedy and selfish. Then they will be very good and just live. Piranhas are not polite ones to you.

I wanted to say "Py..sh!", but I’ll ask "Why?

Certainly someone has already said, but it was born - "There is no such abomination and wickedness in life that could not be justified by children, religion or patriotism."

> With the village three zones, therefore, the concepts correspond.

What you have in the village, joke. And do not go to normal people with their zone concepts.

My daughter cries loudly:
I broke the server patch.
Shut up, Don’t Cry:
We will reject this patch.

"Yes, yes, I have been choked. Although I forced the neighbor to even clean the wheelchair from the entrance to the apartment, because this scattered the whole site. Also at first tried to upset, had to hint that it could happen to her in an unprotected entrance. Now you can go free"
That you should have four children and keep all four wheelchairs at home. The weather is worse. to be dirty. And neighbors such that they can get rid of these wheelchairs if they are left in the corridor...
= = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Your children are your problems. Everything was right the man did, because they tried to give children for indulgence from all sins. Born yourself = yourself with them and fight, do not create problems to others.

This smart man:
">>>>In general, I do not complain about life, I am not going to Moscow.)))
1) not in general, but in general xD"

Either in general or in general. Why be wise if you don’t know? 😉

Admin stole the food.
- You probably took him from the street, and they are, of course, not taught there - neither to the pot, nor to the feed.