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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142779
 06.07.2017
Muscle memory is sometimes surprising. I had a mailbox 13 years ago on a Russian service, but access to it was long lost because I did not remember the password, and the answer to a secret question was the IMEI of a long-lost phone. He then registered a new box, the name of which differs from the previous one only by the presence of a point in one place. After 13 years, I still go to my new mailbox, without thinking, I enter the login and password on the machine and logged in, I see that something is wrong. I look up and see that before me appeared an abandoned mailbox 13 years ago, but the password I still do not remember and could not repeat this trick again, but at least the old mail read))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №142778
 06.07.2017
Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, does not hesitate to drink water obtained from the processing of feces.A pilot station for the processing of feces was installed in Dakar, Senegal, in 2015. Gates himself in his blog described the process of obtaining water. “I watched how the feces went through the conveyor into a large reservoir, where the process of purification took place. They evaporated the water and then recycled it. In a few minutes, I was able to estimate the final result: a glass of pure, delicious water,” said the billionaire.

The first comment: The man who created the Windows Millennium and Vistu should only drink the water of the shit.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142777
 06.07.2017
(Well, if you are lazy and don’t have a job.) And you know, the most precious hour and a half is better spent on sex than watching dumb cartoons for 5-year-olds.

Human, it is not funny. I don’t have and I hope never will have a job. Because I value myself, not money. Because I have enough money for everything. And lazy, you probably still have not learned a profitable profession. Those same 1.5 hours, my husband and I will decide what to spend. And any interference in someone else’s life and interests is a distinctive feature of bead. And the limitation of the interests of eating and sleeping is a distinctive feature of the lower segments of the population.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142776
 06.07.2017
The Investigative Committee revealed the murder of the head of the Sergiyev Posad, Yevgeny Duško, who was shot dead on August 22, 2011. According to the SC, the murder was committed by a gang with whose head Duško had a conflict.

It took him six years to establish that the murder was committed by a gang with which he had a conflict. In a couple of years, it will be established that the cause of death could have been... I don’t even know... a bullet?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142775
 06.07.2017
When I was a child, I thought that the rain worms in the rain are generally dirty. They come out to the surface and are pleased with the opportunity to crawl on the fields. It turns out that they just got a pipe.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №142774
 06.07.2017
Fresh Companion nicho so, the roughness of the sister of talent: such a small post, and in addition to the traditional pants are woven hooks at once and chrenous taste (to be upset with barefoot on the barefoot is about like swimming on the naked ass), and sexism (women are most permitted to wear barefoot in the summer allegedly for a respectable reason of attracting samSov))) and even a hint of homophobia in this sexism is thrown (even if the feet and sexualized, we deny entirely that a sexualized man can attract a WOMAN, not-no, only for gay, only hardcore)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №142773
 06.07.2017
Oh! Oh! The companion is back! Probably I wrote that I graduated?

Now his men's sandals on his head foot did not suit him. Although some time ago, the opposite, all the "knowers" claimed the opposite that sandals do not wear socks.
And yet there is something perverted in this when a person is attracted to someone else’s feet. Regardless of gender...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №142772
 06.07.2017
Well, the chair should be stable, otherwise the cat will not go on it.
What if they take the baby and he fucking goes to the toilet?
XXX: Don’t fuck — he’s a cat, not a blogger.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142771
 06.07.2017
Shut up, sweet

The recording continues, I see. Isn’t it a shame that you know these names, remember, and still distinguish all these personalities? And then you'll probably write sad opus on the topic "I'm so good, why don't girls give me?"

All my acquaintances are given. But the messengers from the district will say something about the dumb suck, who have romance and talk, and about the mercantile suck, who give for the iPhone.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №142770
 06.07.2017
This is for the ended assholes that do not have girls. In the meantime, I have two.

They are called Left and Right. Because any man prefers to hide that he really has a few girls, and does not boast of such an extra time, the habit is banally developed. This is if, of course, not a couple of ladies who come once a month to chew and chew, about such people love to chew.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142769
 06.07.2017
In one fairy tale, the brothers-months gave up their place to April, so that one patient of flowers would pick up. I understand, today she has a time to accumulate potatoes...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №142768
 06.07.2017
So the latest news.

The father, who came to the children in Moscow, was beaten for his anxiety about his daughter.
Visitors to the MFC collapse in neighboring entrances, shortening the time in line.
Dentless from the world "How to Train a Dragon" challenges Smaug from the Middle-earth. There are reinforcements on both sides. To Smaug - in the face of the Nazgûl, to Bezzubik - in the face of dragon horsemen.
The wires unsuccessfully try to prove that they are worth something in this world, proud of their knowledge of all the characters of the cartoon "How to Train a Dragon".

Keep an eye on the developments and do not switch.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142767
 06.07.2017
The Brain Ring. The host asks the question: "Reproduce the song of the rachi" (note: "the song of the rachi" is another name for the palindrome, that is, a phrase that is read from both sides equally, like "Argentina manit negra"). A friend points his finger to the captain. He is the first to press the key and pass the word to the friend. And the Friend is sitting red like cancer, opened his eyes and... silent.

The host: “I asked to sound “Rach’s song” and not to portray cancer! “” He explains about the palindrome.



In short, the point is lost.



After the game, Friends ask, say, Sasha, how did you do so? And he answers that he knew the answer, precisely about the palindrome, but he could not sound. And you know why? Because the only palindrome that Friend recalled sounds very disgraceful: "I was fucking weak."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142766
 06.07.2017
I read the news tape:
The wet under the rain Zhirinovsky proposed to dislodge the Moshidromet
And then I understood why the ego colleague Milonov so hates homosexuals.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142765
 06.07.2017
The city's MFC is located across the road, and there are no public toilets nearby. Even the paid.

Toilets are required in the MFC. If they are not, you go to Rosportebnadzor and sanitary inspection, and there you are fined for non-compliance with the rules.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142764
 06.07.2017
The UPS! The Fire!

You won’t believe it, but it was like that before. People were more decent before. Not in every corner like now. And yes, as a decent person, I only had sex after the wedding. And only once, as a result of which my daughter was born. It’s hard to believe, so let it go. In the meantime, I will keep in mind that a gunman like you will not come close to my daughter.

Thus e. If only once, then her older brother is not from you? In the cabbage found, but the donkey brought? and ;)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №142763
 06.07.2017
You are the right word.
and ==
The UPS! The Fire!

You won’t believe it, but it was like that before. People were more decent before. Not in every corner like now. And yes, as a decent person, I only had sex after the wedding. And only once, as a result of which my daughter was born. It’s hard to believe, so let it go. In the meantime, I will keep in mind that a gunman like you will not come close to my daughter.

Thus e. If only once, then her older brother is not from you? In the cabbage found, but the eagle brought
and ==
The son of another wife, before this. The former apparently did not postpone "..only after the wedding. And only once..." and fell into the fog.

And seriously - everything, the troll burned, we split up, the people, you are all fooled.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142762
 06.07.2017
Look how cool. The Invisible Busthalter.
No, I do not need. I have an invisible chest.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №142761
 06.07.2017
If you want to be long-lived, love your age.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142760
 06.07.2017
The end of a babble.

A great guy, the soul of the company. Anyone could convince. You don’t have two copies, do I need to call? Where are you and the number to call? How can I call you without a number?
He also guessed women’s names. He will look at the girl and immediately say that she is Lucia. And really Lucia. I have never been wrong. I guessed the last time too. I saw a beautiful girl on the street and came.
Do you want me to guess your name?
And I’m yours, the girl isn’t a shy ten.
I know how to guess women’s names.
And I seriously...
Your name is Tania.
and AGA. And you are Alexander.
It is right!
So we met. Grandchildren are Tatiana and Alexander. And that she is Olga, and he is Igor discovered a month after the acquaintance. When I filed the application.

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