Everyone goes to Russia:
Yanukovych first fled.
Crimea followed him.
Then came the refugees from Donbas.
The Ukrainian army is fleeing to Russia.
I’m even afraid to imagine who’s next :facepalm:

Chat correspondence at work between a new sysadmin (C) and a colleague from the procurement department, a drink lover (Z)
A: The new workplace needs to be washed up;)
C: I don’t drink
J: How is it? Siss admin, and you don’t drink?
C: The AGA
Q: Is it encoded?and :)
C is no. I just woke up in Krasnoyarsk.
G: Given that we are now in Krasnoyarsk, this is normal :)
C: Given the fact that I started drinking in Mytices, it’s not normal.
A harsh Mytishchynsky Sisadmin, working where he woke up))

kissmyba (10:50 - 4 Aug. by 2014) The mayor of the city of Novosibirsk refuses to agree on the March for Federalization of Siberia to ensure the inviolability of the constitutional system.

kissmyba (3:34 - 5 Aug. by 2014) March “For the inviolability of the constitutional order, in particular for the observance by the state of the principle of federalism”

In my opinion, complaints that in the winter suddenly cold, in the summer unexpectedly hot, in the autumn unpredictably rainy, and in the spring unusually dirty, writes one person.

xxx: I will include the organization of a wow raid for 25 people in the resume!
xxx for the manager.

EVGENIA: Imagine, in the bus uncle accidentally came on the foot, and he then called me blackberry to collect)
I am Peter? =) is
by Evgeny: Oga

by DerArto:
People familiar with the iPhone say: "The iPhone is superb!"
People familiar with Samsung do not say: "Samsung is great!"
They say, “Iphone is shit!”

I wake my 4 year old son:
Baby stand up!
“Daddy, either you turn off the lights and I sleep or I don’t go anywhere.
Damn "miracle of diplomacy" made me! what will happen next??? to

Xxx: the little girl returned from school, says to them the police came
Oh, because of her?! to
No, someone spotted the walls in the toilet with blood
See also: High School
XHHH: the heresy of the present children
Yippidy yi yippity yay Whose blood is it?
XHH is a girl. in the toilet. not stupid

Something I will not understand.
Everyone writes boiling water on the topic "ah, as well, girls are called even those females of a man who have already fucked, shame, the meaning of the word change!!!!11one-one". And add "there is also beautiful state-isconno-slavian-old words "barishna" and "sudaryana", let us do so!!1one". However, the "barish" - a non-married girl (adolescent girl) from the higher ranks, the daughter of the barish (a dictionary), and the "sudaryan" originated from the "statswoman" (the state, respectively, from the "statswoman"), and was an appeal to any adult woman of the higher ranks, regardless of whether she was a girl, married or widow. The highest level! I understand that in the secret pink dreams of everyone there is a motive of origin from the nobility, especially with a surname such as Zolotaryov or Kucherov... But still, in your opinion, to change the meanings of the words "sudaryana" and "sudaryana" can only be so, and a little drop the severity of the word "girlfriend", not to ask for a certificate from a gynecologist before the treatment is a horror-horror.
Sometimes I don’t understand your logic. Often at all.

I will give you a gift,
Do not open it,
Until I close the door.
I will not leave the country.

I don’t remember where:
The chickens go to bed early and get up early.
She goes to bed late and gets up late.
He goes to bed late and gets up early.
A fucking bird.

GROMoff: mind_gap: in ordinary railway trains in the menu "sv. Cucumbers" in the salad for guests from overseas are listed as "St. cucumbers".

The saints, the fools, the cucumbers. The Saints. The Cucumbers.

Well, tell me a physical job where I can earn 150,000 at least? (which is not so much for mentality)

The sanitary technician is not the drunken uncle Vasya of ZEK who cleansed your damned toilet, but the one who works for himself.
A caretaker who does repairs in apartments and houses.
The highest class.
But you, school, are far from these people, however, as well as those who earn 150k mental work.

The Government of the Russian Federation has decided to send in 2015 the funds of insurance contributions to compulsory pension insurance in full to the formation and financing of insurance pension in the distribution component of the pension system. The contributions, which in 2015 were to go to the cumulative component, will increase the pension rights of citizens in the distribution component.

You won’t understand what’s going on.One thing is clear, we’re fucking fucking.

The English kings of Lucy are called Louis in French, for example.
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The Opa! I’m a historian, and I don’t know any English king named Louis.

Gaga: I went out - there is still singing Nadezhda Kadysheva, and in my opinion, a very wise song. The words were approximately such:
You and I don’t know the way, we both don’t know the way.
Feel it, because it really is.

Why the Cross on the Career? You just finished the universe.
YYY: I finished the philphak. This is the cross ➕
zzz: for the finishing filfak, it is a cross, and for the matfak, it is a plus. Such things.

Comrade wrote:
Fuck, you can do it when you don’t need it.)

When there was no electricity, ALL people, without exception, went to bed when it was dark.

Yes Yes Yes. Especially sleeping with the onset of darkness were the inhabitants of the North, where in winter the sun is good if it looks for a couple of hours. If it was a polar night, they would fall asleep.