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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85214
 06.08.2013
If the teacher (by education) moved to a NEW job in some organization, extra-budgetary, possibly industrial, having nothing to do with the school/education (since it is mentioned about the director-general), and at THIS level (communicating with the director-general), then the natural question is how she got there, or (more correct?) through what? And if this is a new job on its existing specialty, what did a teacher without a profile education do in the school? Option: two higher education?Yes, but at least 8 years to study. The rabbit will still not give the required level. Anyone else are surprised by completely unskilled lazy mud specialists? What we have is what we have."

That is, the option is not considered that the former teacher, for example, has a record in the diploma of a philologist-lingvist of German-Roman languages, a teacher, plus has certificates of a secretary-machiner, a secretary-referent (which was interesting to her) and international certificates of a translator, and now works as an assistant director in a large international company with a salary 5-10 times higher than a teacher with 20 years of experience?
This is life. It is a pity that our life is like that.

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85213
 06.08.2013
C: The Control Question
V: Watt
C: How is kilowatt-hour written: kWh or kWh?
V: Through the slash
C: Catch the humanity.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85212
 06.08.2013
In Uighur "post office" sounds like "honorable". A wise man, I think.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85211
 06.08.2013
I work in an online store as an operator. A girl calls:
"Hello to you! Hi to! I bought from you today. You can tell me what I bought, or I’ve already packed for a gift and I don’t remember.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85210
 06.08.2013
X: Let’s say there’s an orchestra and Vivaldi plays the seasons.
X: And then, when we arrive, let’s say that Vivaldi suddenly died and his concert was replaced by Metallica.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85209
 06.08.2013
XX: When will you come?
XY: FZ
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Xy: Fig knows it. I am polite.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85208
 06.08.2013
To this: "In Chelyabinsk so harsh airborne that they dive into fountains without water..."

and

"In Cherepovets on the day of the Air Force, a drunk lander broke his head, jumping into a non-working fountain." And you say Chelyabinsk)

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