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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86623
 06.09.2013
Girls who are scattered from curiosity, then often scattered from pregnancy.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №86622
 06.09.2013
How did you meet autumn?
Early in the summer, on my birthday, my sister and friends made a surprise, and arranged a fireworks house made of cranberries with metaphane confectionery. At this time in the apartment dry umbrella, hanging a pen on the door. After the guests left, the umbrella was removed and put in the closet until autumn.
On the first autumn day, in order to get to work, I ran to the subway in the rain with my husband, under his umbrella, because it was so pleasant. In the subway, my husband went in his direction, and I in my own.
The own history:
I leave the subway, and to make sure the rain is going, I walk a couple of meters, thus becoming the center of public attention. At this time, I realize that it’s raining, and I press the umbrella button. Against the backdrop of the full grey of the first autumn day, a multi-colored diligent umbrella-automat throws around me a cloud of candy that was poured into it on my birthday. To say that people around paralyzed from the picture seen - nothing to say. Well, this memory still warms my soul, despite the rains outside the window.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №86621
 06.09.2013
In a house where there are children, perfectly clean can only be in a pot with candy.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86620
 06.09.2013
- Fly to or from Israel - ask in the plane to bring you cosher food. The rich experience of friends shows that it is better, more delicious and more. Sometimes it comes before another.
- And if I order Halal, will everyone bring a micro portion later?

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86619
 06.09.2013
In theory, humans or mail may behave like quantum objects, but in practice, scientists can’t this yet.

The post of Russia has long achieved what scientists cannot! The condition of the parcel becomes known only with the intervention of an external observer, without his intervention the parcel exists simultaneously in all offices of the Russian Post and at the same time it is nowhere.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86618
 06.09.2013
In the field of fantasy.
I received a mail from Ireland today. I bought my jacket on eBay.
You would see the eyes of those aunts when I told them that the package was sent on August 26. Today is September 5th!
You can do it when you want 😉

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86617
 06.09.2013
"6 members of the crew" is harsh too. Six crew members sounded more censored.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №86616
 06.09.2013
"Bla, the Teutons have tested. The Swedes tested. Napoleon tested it. Hitler was testing. It’s a good country, and you’re all a calina fucking".

The Mongols also fixed the bugs.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86615
 06.09.2013
The quote:

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Comments to the news that in connection with the acquisition of Microsoft company Nokia such phones will no longer be:

MaGister13: One time bought a Motorola phone, Motorola disappeared. I bought a Nokia phone, the company also disappeared... I went for a Samsung phone!!! to
Eawiz: And I bought an iPhone on the road.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

We met Nick with Dollars!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86614
 06.09.2013
Drom.ru: the Treasury published a "white" list of organizations to pay the fines of GIBDD
Comments: GIBDD has published a "white" list of inspectors who can pay a fine on the spot with a discount of up to 50%

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86613
 06.09.2013
and fey:
Now watched a funny picture) The man exchanged in the store a bunch of cents and other small things for large notes.Looking at me and the seller said, "All the money at home is cracked out.Now I will go to the card I will put. Or they tempt me and ask them to drink..."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86612
 06.09.2013
It is hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget... a good salary.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86611
 06.09.2013
Q: What are you doing at night? In the vacation?
I am crawling
In the MMO? :
WOW: No
and fuchs. In the normal sense? What a good man!
I am on the chair. In front of the computer

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86610
 06.09.2013
- My computer is covered, probably a virus, and an antivirus I installed... enot32 seems.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86609
 06.09.2013
xxx (13:29:58 05/09/2013)
ahahahaha
xxx (13:30:12 05/09/2013)
Have you read Same?
yyy (13:30:41 05/09/2013)
What exactly
xxx (13:30:55 05/09/2013)
The case that was transmitted to us by the DTP
yyy (13:31:49 05/09/2013)
The electric scan started. What there
xxx (13:32:15 05/09/2013)
where gait docks there description of damage, after the scheme
xxx (13:33:08 05/09/2013)
TS No. 1 - Hende Solaris 2011 - bumper, front wings, cap, head, headlights, front doors...
xxx (13:33:21 05/09/2013)
TS No. 2 - gas 3102 1988 Scratches on Capote
xxx (13:33:29 05/09/2013)
Oyaebou
yyy (13:34:51 05/09/2013)
The Soviet Tractor XD


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86608
 06.09.2013
As our teaching on microprocessor technology says: "A delay has never led to anything good".
With regard to data transmission.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86607
 06.09.2013
here here :
— — —
Author of this:
Schedule at Nikita: Monday 3 pairs of physics, Tuesday - 3 pairs of chemistry, environment 2 of mathematics and laboratory physics, Thursday 2 of computer science and laboratory chemistry... the child is studying cooking in Politech))))))))))))

People like you ask programmers to twist the light bulb or repair the microwave – and then honestly wonder, “Why did they send me?” What is wrong?"
by Zy. Open your eyes and ears: Nikita is most likely to become a technician of catering companies or an administrator of the same enterprises.
— — —

More specifically, Nikita is studying at the Faculty of Food Production, and maybe even brewing beer! The list of items corresponds. Nikita, be careful, there is stupidity around you!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86606
 06.09.2013
By the will of Ktolhu, we and a friend, both 26 years old, got into the company of minors.After some time, a friend approaches and says:
Go out of here and catch up with these kids.
We are too old for them.
by *****
Where have you gone so far?
The Simpsons watched.
>_<

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86605
 06.09.2013
It was a joke. The employee in the text file marked a piece in yellow, and can not cancel the yellow.
Called me. I cancelled the allocation on the 1 letter, I see, everything is okay, it worked. I have to remove the yellow from the text.
I take the usual pencil pencil in my hands and start right on the screen with a type pencil to wash this yellow, and I unnoticed F4 rubber (repeat the last action), and yellow is removed =)
The faces of people should have been seen =) "Mag", "Magic", "Shaman" =)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86604
 06.09.2013
The microcode or its own (native) code of the processor cores of this machine can fully implement the physical laws of the real world (simulate these laws), or implement any other physical or fantasy laws, by means of an advanced command system that will have an assembly code in the form of a chain of spells.
xxx: throw up your hands "MOV ax,dx!!and "
YYY: Oh my God. A programming language with magic.
Yyy: It is genius.

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