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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86603
 06.09.2013
I am simultaneously engaged in teaching activities at a local college. I and another teacher decided to increase students’ interest in programming by engaging them in robotics and electronics-related educational projects. As a pilot project, students were invited to jointly develop an electronic device for automatic calls for lessons. I started a technical task. The first version of the name of this project was "Mobile device for organizing calls". Deciding to introduce a short name on the first letters received the name "MUDozvon". I decide here. Leave the current to see how the project will sound at an intercollegiate conference, or come up with another.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86602
 06.09.2013
I call the ZAGS.
I need to ask for a death certificate. Can you tell me what your boss’s job is and what is his name?
- the head of the Tyumen district department of ЗАГС Kryuchkova A.V.
What is her name, how is her birth?
It will go! The short hips.

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