Advice by phone.

Hi to you. Can I consult?

Yes of course. Ask me.

"My husband was a little drunk drifting on the parking lot near the shopping center, stuck in the car and tried to escape from the scene. He was detained by police officers, and during his detention he struck one policeman. Now in isolation. There is just another feature in that he is not a citizen of Russia, and the time of stay in the country has already come out. What to do?

Escape from him. And as soon as possible and further, I wanted to say.

I had to consult.

I had a hamster washed out of my daughter’s hand. He freedom for only half an hour, until he found a long-forgotten mouse in the kitchen. I, straight, as I remember now, sit, my daughter complains that the hamster has escaped. I say, don’t be afraid, we’ll find it! Here from the kitchen comes a forgotten, but familiar sound - Chop. I kept silent for 5 seconds and said quietly to my wife: I found it.

And I grew up in the village, and instead of a hammer we had a cat. He was a natural maniac because he was not interested in killing animals. He brought them home still alive, scattered them in parts with wild sounds, scattered the inside of mice, rats, birds and goats on the carpet. And I had a cousin who had hamsters. Well, the cat noticed this furry animal as soon as the cage was brought into the house. The next morning, my sister’s cry awoke the house. As it goes, the cat executed a hamster, somehow unimaginably opening the door, ripped off the hamster's head, and released the intestines through the grid. The hammer hanged on the cage. The next year, my sister brought a pork. The pork was larger in size, but the experienced rat-hunting and maniac did not prevent it from killing the beast, although he could no longer break or release the intestines. The next year, the sister brought the turtle, saying that even her dad was attacking it and nothing. It took the cat two days to scratch the little turtle's head, tear it off and throw it next to the corpse. The next year, the sister brought no one, then her parents forbade her to bring animals to us, who were so fiercely killed by the cat. However, the cat did not worry, and on the day of their arrival caught a pigeon, which he also killed.

Yyy: Then the girl disappeared and no one saw her again.

Listen, what can you do with a big hole? Just not to bury, I dug it for four hours.

Why did you dig?

Yulia: Yes, I wanted to do a nice thing to Daddy, to gather him worms for fishing. And suddenly I see 5 rubles in the earth. I dig up and dig further. 5 rubles, and then more. I thought it was a treasure. In short, excavated the pit, my mother did not burn, found a dozen five-ruble coins.

And then it turned out that I just had a hole in my pocket.

Julia: I am an idiot.

What can be done with a big hole?

I stand, smoke on the balcony, night in the courtyard, 2 o'clock at night. A man goes in a cap and approaches the neighbor’s car, which looks like in the trunk. Although the house was new and only arrived for a month, but a couple of neighbors remembered. And it was clearly not he, in the sense of not the owner. I know him and the guy like go off the car, I know the owner and it’s obviously not you. When I get out, I break my skull and get there. He goes away well. And went away. I was glad I didn’t have to go out. What a bad thief, absolutely.

The next evening, the owner of this car approaches and says thank you for the type you noticed and drove out. I don’t want to help, neighbors need to help. How do you know that? And he - that's what I was, but I didn't take risks, suddenly drunk, not recognized from a distance and you don't recognize nearby and actually dressed up, decided to leave.

He stood dumb, he was not ashamed.

I was called by the collectors for two or three months, several times a day. I asked someone. I always took the phone and listened carefully. Sometimes he asked me to call back without answering their questions. He always said the same phrase "... it's probably the previous SIM card owner."



I got bored and they gave up first. I was asked to contact the bank to ban calls, explaining how to do it. I said I was lazy and they didn’t tire of me yet.



When connected, they began to often throw the phone. Then they stopped calling.

If you are not intelligent, at least do not stand out as stupid.

Anyone other than me wonder what the judges are guided by when delivering sentences? Personally, after reading a lot of sentences on duty of service, I found little logic in them. As an example, let me compare two sentences:
1st Sergey Fedorovich I., the name Grandfather. The crime: Drinking alcohol with one of the accomplices, quarreled. Sergey's own growth was small, which is called "a meter with a cap". He took the table and attached the opponent to the head, which is why he suddenly tired and lay to rest. He was taken to the hospital, where he was released the next day. For a month and a half, he lived as if he had nothing to do with it: he whipped almost every day, cooked drinks for the winter, and then suddenly died. After that, Sergey was arrested, tried and sentenced under p. “E” and “H” 2 st. 105 Criminal Code of the Russian Federation (murder with special cruelty) to twenty years of imprisonment.
2nd Rudolph Rudolphovich I. with a tail deprived his opponent of his life, broke them into four pieces and hid them in different places of the abandoned house. Our court, the most humane in the world, sentenced him to a masterpiece. 108 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation (exceeding the necessary self-defense) and, taking into account the underpinned sentence on the previous conviction (one and a half years) partial composition appointed for serving three years four months of imprisonment.
Not judging the judges, I’m just wondering how they are guided by delivering such sentences?

Gennprookuror SŠA, having seen the house of the Prosecutor General of Russia, realized that the American dream was this.