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[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87990
 07.10.2013
The man at whom the torch was extinguished on the Olympic squad is Shavarsh Vladimirovich Karapetyan. Multiple world champion in underwater swimming. He is a hero who saved dozens of lives in three accidents. A man of legend, he is in himself more valuable than all these Olympic lights. In the place of an employee of the FSO, I would also have come to light his torch. What a burner! Don’t be fooled by good people.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87989
 07.10.2013
Artem Daniilov: Is there anything else in Game of Thrones besides the rainbow?and 😉
Mr. Logan: The Walker

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87988
 07.10.2013
<Moxnatiy> is still a long way ahead of her

<[PEER]Dyxa> Moxnatiy: No more than ever.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87987
 07.10.2013
The chief sanitary doctor of Russia, Gennady Onishchenko, has banned the importation into the territory of the Russian Federation of another dangerous Ukrainian product - Ukrainian boxers.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87986
 07.10.2013
The Air and Space Defense Forces will not fight with extraterrestrial civilizations – they are not yet ready for this, Sergey Bereznyh, an assistant chief of the Titov Main Space Test Center, told reporters on Wednesday.and c)

and Sassy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87985
 07.10.2013
I don’t know how you do, but from 1 October for 2500 you can go by public transport once.
With respect, Minsk

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №87984
 07.10.2013
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How to revive the flash?! to
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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №87983
 07.10.2013
Are you tired of society?There’s nowhere to be alone and think?Or maybe you want to update your vocabulary?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87982
 07.10.2013
Yippityu :

This is:
"danSamara: I knew one man who helped me enter the university. He had a lot of acquaintances among the rectors, took expensive, but if suddenly someone from his protector to the university did not go - returned all the money without problems. As it turned out subsequently, he had no acquaintances and in memory, the calculation was that any of the applicants would do without any help, which actually happened often. Well, in the case of Fail also no special claims - the money was returned."

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It is a shame to publish stories from literature for your jokes. Fu is like that.
This is from the novel of Mikhail Ancharov, "Notes of a Wandering Enthusiast", a story about the entrepreneurial husband of Kristallovna.

The Hult! This Anchor wrote off an ancient like a fucking mammoth scheme from the people, fucking!!! 100 years of lunch!!! to

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