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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38526
 07.11.2010
The man whose son at 5 years old on Saturday morning nailed... I fear you are not just a man growing, but a man with a perforator...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38525
 07.11.2010
Cheat the fate - cross the road of the black cat!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №38524
 07.11.2010
My friends went to the club. I stayed at home with my boyfriend. At 2 o’clock at night, the phone rings, where I hear the buoyant voice of a friend:

You are where?
I am home, where are you?
Natasha gave me a phone and asked you to call.
Why Why?
She asked me to ask... she asked me to ask...
About what?
She asked me how to get there...?
Where to?
How to get to the place where we are.
O_O

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38523
 07.11.2010
I smoked and was depressed. Tell me why?
Yyy: You are 18, you are a loser, you live with your mother, you have no grandmother, you have flown out of MADI and you are studying at some hollow university. I think that is why.
My father also lives with his mother and has flown out of Madi. Is it hereditary?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38522
 07.11.2010
XXX: There are good groups, only on TV and radio will not show them :)
YYY: 100% will not be shown on the radio :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38521
 07.11.2010
I got a shock in my dream today, a realistic one, with a crush, a headache, nausea, blood from the nose, hardly survived, I woke up immediately.
WOW: How did that happen?
Okay, as usual, in the summer, I’ll go to the entrance and head over the puddle (:

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №38520
 07.11.2010
xxx = is
xxx = I found the relationship between the intestine and the grout!
yyy = for God's sake don't tell me

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №38519
 07.11.2010
The optimist drowned in a half-full bath.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №38518
 07.11.2010
Somebody (01:45:36 7/11/2010)
I have about 30 gigs of photos on my computer.

Somebody (01:45:39 7/11/2010)
I am hardly there)

Zoo (01:46:25 7/11/2010)
I also have 30 GB of something on the comp, but I am not there, fortunately.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №38517
 07.11.2010
There was an unexpected training fire alarm in the universe, which everyone knew the day before it.
The sirene sounds, everyone runs out... It’s cold, everyone stands, waiting for permission to go back, looking at the entrance door with hope. Teachers checked the presence of people in the groups... We are already going to go back, as the masterpiece rises from the door on the matan and cries to the dean through the doorstep and the whole yard:
"I don’t want to go to work! I have to do it!"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №38516
 07.11.2010
Usually people are not afraid of the dark, but of the unknown that is hidden in it.
Yyy: Well yes, you are waiting in the darkness a maniac with a gasoline. You know that, and it doesn’t scare you?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38515
 07.11.2010
X: Well, how did we break up with him?
YYY: And you’re going to look for a new wisdom now?
XXX: How exactly you said it.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38514
 07.11.2010
Somewhere in Silicon Valley.
Let’s start the war between Costa Rica and Nicaragua.
to go. And how?
Just change in Google Maps their boundaries.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №38513
 07.11.2010
What if the lights are turned off? I get rid of...
- Oh, I didn't think about it somehow))) he's right in front of it... and it's a collie... he's like that, and with him, at least in the fire, at least in the water... in general, both of you dry up.)))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38512
 07.11.2010
Comments to torrent "102 poses in sex":
...
In other poses, there is a serious risk of either piercing a partner, or breaking the fist before curling the woman's neck!

Of the whole multitude, only 15-20 percent of the poses are suitable for use without the supervision of physicians and a gymnastic trainer.
Name it: "82 poses that should not be used in sex"

P.S Thank you very much to the author of the distribution - we finally got a good look at the auditorium in the hall. It was visible in 43 minutes.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №38511
 07.11.2010
On the tape news about the installation in Poland, on the border with Germany, the world’s largest statue of Christ.
Commentary :
"Men look very much "Civilization". They just want to make a 100% cultural influence and pull off the border cities of Germany.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №38510
 07.11.2010
No, I understand everything and even have already accepted the "universal" female thinking, but tell me how, shit, as much as possible on the first day of dating a trahatso in the entrance, and in a couple of days, on a quite cultural (!!!) The proposal just to sit at home and watch the filmmaker answer: "Dear, and you don't think that we are too early to visit each other?"

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №38509
 07.11.2010
x: It’s time to get the opps on the tariff description pages to make the "Where we’re trying to fuck you" button.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38508
 07.11.2010
<LZ> I watched Duna a long time ago with a peer copy
<LZ> there the translation was as if the translator had eaten something in the process, and "Arrakis" sounded like "Arachis" everywhere.
<LZ> "spice is famous for spice stocks", "the emperor gave peanuts to the atreides", "peanuts warriors"
<LZ> oh*enny epic, the battle for peanuts bl*t, nuts lovers woke up

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38507
 07.11.2010
One is Healthy! I saw the car! ? to Which year? what year? by 1991. Oh, she is a full-year-old! Now you can play well with her!

Do you mean that the vast majority of motorists are pedophiles?

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