AAA: I was talking there with a guy from Bahrain, he says, I was with you in Moscow, Pepez, everything is so expensive. I lived in a hotel – $3,000 per night room, and here in Thailand everything is cheap.

XXX: Should he have answered this way: Just 3 pieces per night? What, did you live in the hostel behind McDom? Fouu, the Bahrain castle.

VVV: And the poor.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
How is the weather?

YYYY :
See where)
On the Canary Shades.
As in Australia.
in Thailand +40

The xxx:
Where are you???

WOW :
I am in the cold dark Moscow.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Where is the positive?

YYYY :
I think in Thailand.

xxx:Oh, what a contribution to my life made Soviet cartoons))So far, I eat a sausage sandwich down)and really taste better))

Argont: The perfect breast size (for me at least) is like logitech mx revolution
you put your hand on your chest and immediately feel something native

comments on the website of the online store in the headset section (own post on headsets for $ 1.5k)
I sold my ears, I bought my ears, I am satisfied.
+ good sound
You have no giraffe.

I have a hat. Last year I got in touch with my mom... so I go on a bus, and the little girl goes to her mom: Mom, who is it? Why does she have her eyes on her hat? 😉

All married couples are a circle of youths. They put each other’s rings and track each other’s migration in any part of the world.

Discussion of the article on the contradictory image of the ideal woman:
Nata is
Yes yes, of course. And I remembered an old joke: a single man comes to a marriage agency. He is asked what he wants to see in his chosen woman. He: I want to have a low height, not to talk all the time, and love fishing. You should marry a penguin.

The guest
Well, women dream of a pumped athlete with press cubes, so that at the same time he was an intellectual, male and leader in life, but at home he loved to wash dishes, cook, loved to talk about women's problems, understood what PMS is and looked at his woman with loving eyes (directly through the ridiculous and cynical pimple for which she loved him). And yes yes. He’s still going to be a single lover, with the mega-superman in bed.

Me: I will give you a laxative in coffee!
She: I have a grocery grandmother, I know how to get rid of diarrhea in five ways!
Me: Where were you when I cooked the saverma at home???? to

by VIT.

xxx: 99% of people forget the regulator after passing the exams
The regulators NEVER show those logical poses from a well-known book, he shakes his hands, whispers in the right direction, matte the road, and with his magic sticks only threaten those who did not understand his dances at the intersection!

Drink beer with a friend. I tell you that, say, I am currently corresponding with a girl who has a male sex and a male name, and my account, in turn, a female sex and a female name.
Friend, with the intonation of the arrival grandmother: "Freud is not for you, damned drug addicts!"

Get rid of it quickly, the cloth will flow out!! to
No to panic! It won’t spill out until I say "you can cast"! “Well, bl” he said. It’s because of you, idiot.

by Emitsu:
You don’t need a huge plush toy, but a living husband from whom nothing runs?
Danish :
How does that matter? 😉
Why is it for me? 😉

Selling a 8 year old...

xxxxxxxxxxx:
No, I still want to talk about it!
Do you really live in your home???? to
Is he crawling all over the apartment alone or sitting in one place?
How does he eat?
How often and how often does he crack?
Does he drink water? And the whistle? And he is probably powerful, if he squeezes, you will not break the pipe...

WOW :
Will the cat play or the lottery? To risk chatta sickotna I am about that he is in some sense like a rabbit.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
and ah! The cat will enjoy it!! 20 minutes to 20 minutes!!! And then you will have a thick and smooth worm and no cats!!! Everything is clean, no wool, no one is haunting! The beauty!! to

Who will answer for you?
Meanwhile my mom. Then I will grow up and the girl will answer. And then wife.

Yesterday, my wife and I reviewed Terminator 1 and violently grabbed at the moment when the footage goes kabbe from the face of the thick Terminator. Your mother! Four hours, in four eyes, delivered the records and raped the morally unfortunate Google we understood what there was new on the assembler these fast encoders)))

The Russians always have a reason:
Joy is a reason.
The cause is the cause;
Neither joy nor sorrow - life is grey - again a reason!

Dialogue of a 27-year-old girl with her father:

I: Dad, please meet me at the crossroads near my house, I have a heavy bag of books.
Q: Okay, I am going

Meeting is

I: Actually, I just wanted to beat the petards. One is lower.
Q: So why didn’t you say it? I would take a petard with me.
I: I have it!
I don’t have a fireplace with me.
I: I have it!
Q: What are you silent? Let us play!! to

XXX You are beautiful.
YYY: Oh well all the harosh) me the wolf does enough compliments)
XXX: Okay, you are a sheep.

Now we will have three New Years - 21.12, 31.12 and, as usual, 13.01... With the coming of you!!! to