xxx: (Ok Google works through the Internet)
I say turn on flight mode. He claims and claims.
yyy: the laws of robotics in action

From a discussion of a series of photographs of scattering dissatisfied manuals entitled "the most emotional cats":
XXX is terrible! Is it my cat?
Yyy: Ohhh, these are Om-nom-nom cats.

Hakuna Matata
For the first time in my life, I do blends. It is all a lie that the first fucking comma. Who were the third and fourth. And then? And then, fucking, the fire alarm O_o worked.

Ten or twenty years ago, the "cursed America" had already been in the fashion of a savage pre-religious fanaticism, the "protection of children" from all kinds of scars that shocked only the grandmothers of children - now Russia has come to the full calcule of the same thing and has called it "the way of Russian identity". As a cherry on the cake, Americans are now developing state health care, realizing that the clean market does not work there, and the Russians are rushing to the ass, apparently simply because the wave has hit.

>There is another guy in 2 months of angry taxes

And we have a aunt with two taxes. They begin to rotate wildly at their legs, wrapping themselves around each of them three times, and at some point, with a quick movement, unleash the ropes (=⌒‿‿⌒=) Those are the crushed nuts. Their game is like that.

zzz: Judging by the new cartoons in Charlie Hebdo again, there is a surplus of journalists.

Only after my own cooking of the real borst, I appreciated the popularity of cooking purchased peelings.

It smells like fifty shades of grey.
Lena is fifty. I forgive...
Yegor: Xenia, fifty years
Sergey: Egor, I drink, I write, I write, I smell here
Who has not washed?

I have a fence in my yard, such a iron fence, made of bars.
There is a car at the fence.
Recently someone attached a motorcycle to the fence and covered it with a blanket.
After a while, a scooter was attached and covered with a blanket.
Today I go out to smoke and see a bicycle attached nearby.
For an hour I have been struggling with the temptation: to go down and stick the car nearby.

I once corresponded with a girl, and put a smile at the end :). The talk came about me unknown and I was surprised. The girl was also surprised, and said that I have something with the smiles, they are text, probably watsapp glitters. I told the girl that it wasn’t watsapp glitching, I was just Batman 8. When she was even more surprised, I thought at first that she was choking, but when she got angry, I realized it wasn’t. I had to get upset immediately, and say that we won’t do anything, because she will never understand my inner world :' (.

Working in Open Space:
Philip, where are you?
Yyy - To the kitchen, to eat
xxx - go, I'll put your lily in and you'll go

[ChCh:MM:SS] Ilya: Here’s how you think... will it be right to "mentally harass" or "verbally harass"? I am looking for, do you know, a cultural substitute for the phrase "Ipaat Moscow"

The psychological violence.

I was wondering why my boss was calling one of the Vikash employees; I did not see her, we work in different offices. What about subordinates? And it turned out that she is from India and her direct name is - Vikasa Singh :)

I like to update Firefox. This is done as follows: you go to Menu - Help - About Firefox and it immediately starts loading the update, if there is, of course.
This is the type of "and my version is like this. and stop. Which version? O_O to be updated urgently!"

When I was young, there was no windscreen... There was nothing to restart five times. There were classmates. And they did it like that...

and Canakau:
When I look at the Discovery building of bridges or other super-complex structures, I have two senses: admiration for the engineering genius and the organization of works, and a light sadness for how far the West has gone in this regard.

The diamond:
What light is this sadness? Yes, we had to leave the way of technical progress, but for the sake of Russian identity, for the sake of the greatness of the Orthodox Church, for the sake of a strong and unified state!

We live in a society where the news that a plane crashed as a result of a terrorist attack is much less exciting than the pictures from a French magazine.

Obama: According to our information, the plane was destroyed by ISIS.
Working people: It happens.
Cameron: There are negotiations of ISIS terrorists.
Football: What time do you play today?
The investigation commission: nothing was recorded on the black boxes, until the fall everything worked normally.
Workers: There is no trial! Take the beer from the kitchen.
Magazine "Charlie": We have painted a shit picture here. As usual though.
Workers: Hunting a fox is incredible before they have lived and how it can be allowed!

I saw a fragment of the Everest today.
xxx: well and roja at Kira Knightley - brick asks

XXX: I understand...
There is no Kyra Knightley.
This is Dolph Lundgren in Black Pearl.

Successful leaders are those who believe they are irreplaceable.
Employees of such (1) love, (2) support and (3) consider them indispensable.

Today I saw my grandfather and grandson in the toy store.
The grandfather asked the seller to pick up the drum larger, and that, he says, his grandson was handed over with a puppy, he wants to return the child to his parents with the drum.