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 07.11.2015
We live in a society where the news that a plane crashed as a result of a terrorist attack is much less exciting than the pictures from a French magazine.

Obama: According to our information, the plane was destroyed by ISIS.
Working people: It happens.
Cameron: There are negotiations of ISIS terrorists.
Football: What time do you play today?
The investigation commission: nothing was recorded on the black boxes, until the fall everything worked normally.
Workers: There is no trial! Take the beer from the kitchen.
Magazine "Charlie": We have painted a shit picture here. As usual though.
Workers: Hunting a fox is incredible before they have lived and how it can be allowed!
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