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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №135670
 07.11.2016
Americans, who are you waiting for tomorrow? Boy or girl?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135669
 07.11.2016
Once in the school asked to fill out some questionnaires, I accidentally noticed that a neighbor on the party in the column “nationality” wrote “Ariez”:
The Arians? What are you...? About yourself like that...?! to
Take care of.
Looking at “Mary”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135668
 07.11.2016
The manager delayed his salary for three months. We survive with our colleagues, as we can, on all the savings. Due to the lack of extra funds for trips to the dining room, food (very scarce) we carry with us. Recently, I found in the corner of the freezer a pack of shrimp that I bought for my birthday and forgot about them. They prepared their lunch for joy. But, judging by the animal views of colleagues, taking pasta with shrimp to work at such a difficult time was a failed idea.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №135667
 07.11.2016
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ha ha ha. The neighbor threw the tree today. 7.11 and 16.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135666
 07.11.2016
xxx> need to learn java what=that while there is time at work. Something is broken.
yyy> yeah they, look at the video with the enotics
xxx and gt; where?
yyy> I don’t know where it should be
xxx> I am generally harmful to look at the enotics, I had an imaginary friend-enot in my childhood. It is dangerous! Will he suddenly come back?
yyy> so what about it? Do you think he’ll tell you what you’ve done with your life, did you dream of flying to another planet, or something like that?
xxx> yes

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №135665
 07.11.2016
From comments to the article on Hicks:
XHH: And I also had a friend who adhered to paleo diets. They ate what was in the Paleolithic period. hit me with this. I also went in once, I asked him, “Do you have a salad of washed vegetables?” he was upset. I then offered him not to fry or buy meat in the store, but directly from the cow to bite in pieces.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135664
 07.11.2016
TheShock: What about the pros and cons of calcium compared to cigarettes?
The one who thinks water cleanses smoke well has never burned in the bathroom.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №135663
 07.11.2016
How to fight alcoholism?
Do not drink!
No to drink. It doesn’t drink only because it sleeps during the day and is not sold at night.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №135662
 07.11.2016
Comments to the video "20mm anti-tank rifle against iMac"
Are they doing that hole for the headphones?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135661
 07.11.2016
What happens when a visitor is in the bathroom? So if he decides to fuck up in the kitchen or balcony, then yes, it's really better not to invite again)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135660
 07.11.2016
I went to a free clinic, they said why you have to wait so long for your turn, go to a paid clinic.
I went to a paid clinic, they said why you should pay angry money, go to a free clinic.
The circle closed.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135659
 07.11.2016
Julia Perminova: How to properly charge the battery with a frog?
Andrei Fadeev: Polarity is not to be confused.
Alexander Kuznetsov: You look at the instruction from the frog, like if the polarity is correct, then the bulb should light up.
Sergey Mishin: and if it is wrong, then the battery should burn.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №135658
 07.11.2016
This is:
>>>>>Tell me, so that until I press the button, no person I don’t know will die in the world?

It is not so. You have a classic logic defect (and, in general, not just you).
In the implication A => B cannot simply take and turn A and B (!A =>!B). When the operanda is reversed, the implications necessarily change in places (!B =>!A), only so, if the original judgment is true, then the opposite is equally true.
Example of:
If Murzick has eggs (A), then (=>) Murzick is a cat, not a cat (B)".
If Murzick has no eggs, then Murzick is not a cat, but a cat, and if Murzick is not a cat, then Murzick has no eggs.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135657
 07.11.2016
for one resource:

I often sit there and lay out stones.
HH: Although I don’t like it very much
There are only fools in the stones.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №135656
 07.11.2016
They hired us one boy in "Sessurite" - sit, dumb, look at the cameras, get the day.

Ann no: I’m walking around a chocolate vending machine, I’m taking and cuddling, “What chocolate do you want?”

and yes ?

I said, “Take the chocolate and it will fall.” I forgot about it.

The next day I watched panic.

It turns out that the boy had no head, and after my departure, he tossed a chocolate machine all night until he wiped it out completely. Upon arrival, the owner of the machine machine with the head of the guard sat to watch a movie about a dull security guard under the cameras (only on the 1st floor of 8 cameras) who broke the vending machine, beat the machine with coffee, tried to pick up the key from the kiwi terminal with the keys from the keyboard, pushed the ATM- tried to open, sought a place for a chain. All this he did thoroughly dropped some pills and greatly masturbated.

But in another way - and in the method of checking whether his camera writes - he ran to the machine, after standing for a minute and striking his head rushed to the screen and watched if he ate on the cameras.



Briefly referring to how I am protected

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135655
 07.11.2016
I want to learn to play violin.
Trying is not torture. Except for neighbors...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135654
 07.11.2016
23:08 What are you doing tomorrow?
Yyy, 23:09: I am going to the cinema. You said you were busy.
Xxx, 23:38: Okay
Xxx, 1:17: What are your plans for Sunday night?
Yyy, 9:18: There are no plans :)
Yyy, 16:47 AM Did you just want to make sure I didn’t have any plans?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №135653
 07.11.2016
I have an English top. When he saw my Skyrim medalion, he said, “Skyrim,” and I replied, “For the Nordics!” That’s how I got one of the worst assessments.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135652
 07.11.2016
At work with a friend, programmers sit on the ground floor, facing the street. One hero always has a device at hand - a bell like a concierge in a hotel, when the appearance of a cute girl passing through the street, the hero rings the bell and all the rumblings from the neighboring cubes run to the windows. What kind of team building do you have?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №135651
 07.11.2016
You probably know a lot of languages!
English is less. Why is?
Nerd: Judging by your writing, Russian is not your first language)))))

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