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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106500
 07.12.2014
Attractions in Brussels - the cat was crying. The boy wrote.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106499
 07.12.2014
to this
I’m looking in Google – how to get back the old version of Skype (because for a violent update you have to kill at all), and Google offers me to get back the girlfriend, husband, old love and Donetsk.

About Donetsk apparently Poroshenko in Google asked.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106498
 07.12.2014
X: I heard that you and Olesey were separated? How do you feel?
I finally killed Alduin.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106497
 07.12.2014
Three bats parallel - a sex bats, a cigarette bats and a class (bus) bats.

Basic has moved to a qualitatively new level))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №106496
 07.12.2014
Continue to NAU:

There on the table.
The thick tail of a creature
This creature is called "COT"!

See it on the table.
Food remains
And the cat eats her, and the cat eats her.
And the cat will take her!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106495
 07.12.2014
About cleaning...

Today I force my daughter to clean up in my room...
I say :
If it is not cleaned before 10 in the morning, I confiscate all the gadgets.
Silence and tranquility from my daughter.
I am :
Turn off Wi-Fi
The tranquility of my daughter
I am :
And the phone...
I see she’s looking at the bag, where she’s storing the threads and accessories for hooking... (type well and lan, I’ll be hooking)...
I am :
From this day on, the hook is considered a gadget. Let it be so.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106494
 07.12.2014
Now that in your hands no take - the address of manufacture Zhaozopinsk, the legal address - Moscow. There are two managerial apparatus. They are trying to turn the country back in time. The inflated staff of the chiefs, continuous "commissioning", the purpose of which is one - to make the appearance of the work. Understanding their absolute worthlessness, these leaders, riding the country, issuing tons of idiotic instructions, creating a stressful situation in the enterprises, also eat away the lion's share of profits. Under Stalin, these were openly called pests and placed at the wall. Now they have grown. Truth is such an insect that fertilizes excessively and occupies the entire space unless working bees drive them out. And Moscow - yes, the city-office, the whole country feeds Moscow. The Russians are not at fault, but this is a fact. Previously, Moscow was the Red Square, the Kremlin, the VDNH. Now it’s all simple – Zadarsk. Ask any of the provinces "what do you think about Moscow?"- "Food enough for Moscow".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106493
 07.12.2014
Articles about hippies (real hippies of the 60s):
It was a time of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll, protests against the Vietnam War and demonstrations for civil and women’s rights.

The commentary:
Only drugs survived. Rock and Roll is known to be dead, and sex and civil rights have taken some frightening forms.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106492
 07.12.2014
France, of course, will not be easy, but it will have to find such a ass in which it will be able to push its Mistral - such a fun note ended the negotiations at the highest level of our countries.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106491
 07.12.2014
My cat can be in five states – sleeping, going to sleep, eating, going to eat, nauseating...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106490
 07.12.2014
He and Pedrosa.
Why did you decide so?
I feel my ass.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106489
 07.12.2014
Why should we take care of them? As we have already found out, sex they love no less than us. Because "this is so" is it?
__________
No need at all. You can not take care. Sooner or later there will be one who will stick to himself. Not the fact that this will be the girl of your dreams, of course, but here you will have to take what is given.
Or you can get rich, the chances of getting stuck to you will increase greatly. True, also girls of a certain sort, but to choose among them ready to honestly perform the duties of wife and mother, probably, is possible.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106488
 07.12.2014
This is:

The question of clothes...
Two boys went to the disco during their school years. Both clean and clean. After the disco, one of them gave a girl, and the other did not.
Ten years have passed.
The first is an engineer at the research institute, receives 25 pieces, rents a room with a friend. Permanent drunkards on inserts, a bunch of women. Looks uplifted.
Second is IP. The average income is a hundred, a flat, a cheap car, no loans. He does not drink, does not smoke. He puts money in his shoe box because he has no idea what to spend it on. Sex happens, but "New Year more often". The appearance is untouchable.
The first pumped the skills "by the pins", and the second-no. This is the first time in the life of the disco. It was then that he got a lifelong incentive to look good. Unfortunately, the "instant candy for exemplary behavior" is very important. Then nothing will help...
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This is a good attempt, student. But excessively distracted schoolgirls who give after disco, for all the boys will never be enough.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №106487
 07.12.2014
xxx: hearing, and what jurk are all called Jedi and feared?
He was surprised at first class. He was very uncomfortable with one man on the floor.
XXX with the red?
See also: UGU Only then was he not yet Redmond) In general, Yurk had a heavy bowl at the time. Well, one morning he roasted his egg, goes to the room... Meet him this picture with the company – "oh, again that fool!". Jurka, without saying a word, flaps, squeezes the bowl in the drum, catches the egg and goes to the room.)))
YYY: And the bowl was just from the fire...
Don’t argue with Yuri!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106486
 07.12.2014
Talk about a cat? Smart and two and both picked up on the street dying. Now at home, affectionate and loving cats play at night and do not let them sleep.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №106485
 07.12.2014
A listening story from life.
In Kiev, a Russian man was caught a day ago, told that in a taxi stretched the habit of rubles instead of hryvnia. He laughed at what he replied, saying that we have rubles too early to pay, we will have to wait.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106484
 07.12.2014
And for modern girls, you have to run, give flowers there, listen to their caprices. Maybe it just turns him away from it?
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Shouldn’t the girls of the 19th century run behind? Yes, there the ritual of curating is more complicated than the helicopter control scheme. No, you could come to the parents and buy the daughter stupidly, but this is also a ritual of the principle of the electric circuit of the heater. Now,, it is easier to take care of girls than at any other period of history.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106483
 07.12.2014
lex_Crimea : And a little about yourself: I managed to live in three countries without coming from the place

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106482
 07.12.2014
And done correctly.
Because you are a rare fool - you do not see or hear anything around you except your own pleasure. Have you not noticed that they are rubbing from pain, a self-loving bowl?
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Why were they so patient and silent? Fuck you translate the arrows - no one is obliged to study practical telepathy and dig into that bat with cockroaches and wetlands that you call your "deep inner world." I don’t like that, say it. If you say what exactly you don’t like and how, in your opinion, it can be corrected – generally great. Or, first, they suffer by depicting themselves as Jeanne D'Arc on the fire of the Inquisition, and then begin to go out for shit, and - for the eyes.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106481
 07.12.2014
XHH: Today I’m going to prepare a wonderful delight, bearing the name of Pavlov.
What is the dog?

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