One boy, the only son of a wealthy, painful father, became
Planning for the future (when the father dies)
He decided that it was time for him to get married - the farm would be big. by
At a meeting of shareholders, he stumbled away from a beautiful girl and stumbled onto her.
“Lady, I may seem like an ordinary man, but I’m a future man.
65 million inheritors “$” The girl was interested and took his card.
Three days later, she became his maid.
Women are better at financial planning than men.

Translated by Len

I watched the bulb here, after the movie in the toilet listened to a fantastic monologue. Imagine a "clear guy" with a characteristic "accent" saying to the phone:
- Fuck, jerk, next to me were sitting two dwarfs, who, of course, did not even read Gogol - eblans underdeveloped...
I almost died. Even we are counted!

Life is shit, weather is shit.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX - and standing for the second day, finally tortured.
yyy - bone, can help you - lower the pressure )))
xxx - What, Len, you can help me, you are like an economist, not a sanitary engineer.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

If you are after the words: "Tree Macintosh"—convulsively trying to imagine in your unhealthy head a tree system — this is a diagnosis.

in the MMORPG chat
Hghggggg: Zorg, are you gay?
Zorg Auto Respondent: hghgggg soon!

From Mazda 3 Forum

Why don’t you make joysticks to drive a car?
He got to the parking lot, went out, got the controller (type Playstation3), parked the car and went. No need for parking, looking back.
Or for the night left the car near the house, at night it rained, in the morning the fucking approaches it. And so he pulled out of the loose from the pulp and the nibble.
It can be used as an anti-course: it was not possible to climb between trees.
And why do not the bumper rubber?

yyy: A good idea, before the hijackers just scanned the signal, sat down and stole. And so they will be out of the house, sitting on the couch stealing.
And if the machine is completely made of rubber, it will be possible to knock on each other like in a bitter park and fly away with laughter.