The Cancer:
You know...that you say Scuco instead of Scuca doesn’t mean you’re a cool programmer.

xxx: I understand why, you did not answer me =)
YYY : Why?
You were ignored =)

Botzman: I’ve read somewhere that mostly self-confident people snore.
GDP: and just self-confident people?
Botzman: Just self-confident people chew their pillows))))

Hi, go to the cinema? and ;)
She: I can't - I compile the kernel of linux))
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from the forum. Instructions "How to make an energy ball":
The legs should not be in the tapes and on the floor, you describe the shape of the ball with your hands and so you stand until you feel in your hands thinning, warmth and weight.
WOW: I still have to describe the shape of the Cube with my feet. Another place in the form of a pyramid. preferably without witnesses.
HH: No, you don’t have to do it.
WOW: If you don’t do nothing, it won’t work out. It is one way. We make the shape of clay. Deepening in the form of a cylinder 20 cm long and 5 cm in diameter. Add water and put it in the freezer. After a day we take it out and squeeze it in the ass. It opens the third eye. The hats must be dressed.
Zzzz: Listen, but the tapes must be? He said to his companion, he did. He claims that the third eye hasn’t opened yet, but, forgive me, his ass is very frozen and stretched. He forgot to wear his shoes. I ask if I can wear the clothes now without removing this from the poop? They don’t want to freeze and push.

I am here a friend, his neighbor, told the topic - I was rolling) goes she somehow (year 3-4 years ago it was) in the yard, sees how he from the first floor throws his cat out of the window, the cat splashes, runs into the entrance, this splash opened the door to him, and drops back. The cat falls, runs back... to the question of the blasphemy he does – he replied that teaches the cat to fly with a parachute)))) and from this person I expect to wait for adequacy?)

<Bagirka> It is necessary to demonstrate a certain thing (simple), which consists of two relatively independent elements. By joining together, elements create something new and better. What could it be? A thing from usage.
Couple cups and cups for lovers come to mind, but you need something more "adult".
<MEDVJED> system and monitor?
<Eridan> Two pieces of enriched uranium.

I am slowly taking away my presidential powers.

Here in the morning you leave the house, all so fashionable: jacket, pants, shirt, tie, shoe before the day is charged, glasses are fashionable. You go and notice that they are paying attention to you and you think, “Oh yes, baby, I’m crazy!”and "
And you come to work and see that the width, scratch, scratch and coward, scratch, betrayal look!!! to

Mr. Gloom

XXX is Hi. I have a question about mySQL... I’m joking. You don’t have any acquaintances, by chance?

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396501 [ + 21349? ] [Thank you that]
She> you won the main prize!
He> has sex!? to
She> fucking...

391289 [ + 19783? ] [Thank you that]
<DialSoft> Emm...
<DialSoft> Hit it with a stick
<DialSoft> He is a dead march (

Lord of Admina! The first quote received more votes in 2 days than one of the best quotes of a year ago, while being essentially ordinary, outstanding and not remarkable. From all Basha - Rise up with your novelty, return the old tower.
lovers of pluses - press the pluses so that the request to the top comes out



Yes, gentlemen admin, or if you click on the plus, the rating increases by...seven at once.

And copy this quote in "Add", also as an option!

My Count, I got bored again, because loneliness is not sugar, and everything around me got enough, well, your diploma touched...
Kay > It may be a ball or hunting will relieve from heart pain... Karochi, go to work and go to work and go to work...
ksuNdrik > Sir, I want to have time for lunch, there is little left... what fucking I will come to you, because my horse is broken...
Kay > How could you not agree?! Do not pass the thirst of shades... I do not love the light - I hurry forgiveness...

We stayed at a friend's house with a ball campaign. Passed with everyone, pat decided with the other single. In a hurry, they found a room, fell on a tie. After five minutes I do my job and start turning my head to the right. A guy is sitting behind the camp, playing chat. I do not bother him with that kind of thing?".. he turns so tired, breathes and says "eh.. children.." and keep playing.
I could do nothing more...

Panthera
So I went for a toner for the printer))
Panthera
30 minutes and it’s dirty.

I live in an invincible country. Today I was passing by the military commissariat, and from there there was a heartbreaking drunk cry: “Where are you dragging me, shrimp?!"

He told me about his joyful youth.
In general, the director of their school bought a video snapshot, well since it was in a thousand nine hundred thumbnails, then, of course, it was in a strange and wildly expensive, etc. She bought to record the Komsomol gatherings, then watch them... It is not clear how she was all there explained when buying but she understood this: you connect to the TV and he, the TV will shoot.... She was explained that there should be a camera to shoot, but the aunt was stubborn, no one believed, forced to connect to the TV to put it all on the camera in the acting room, and the meeting, technically turned the camera on the speakers, then into the hall....

Natasha’s manager has become evil. I came yesterday, I went yesterday.
2: Do not fuck.
1: Are we here?
2: Do not fuck.

<[AnDrEy]> people, who knows how to configure the internet?Where can I read it? :)
<+Notaha> I would like to reply to "sweet"
<+Notaha> but it’s too cruel

xxx: listen and you set up the Russian tags in Amarok?
YYY: Ah, it’s not for me I learned to understand what’s written there :)
xxx: o_o
It’s also a way out.

She: I am disappointed
Is it in me? ( by
She is: No. In the men.
He is :/