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[ + 33 - ] [23 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66656
 07.07.2012
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18 years. Students of lower medical school.
But she speaks periodically in Padonkaff.

Imagine that in a few years, when your wife is giving birth, you will hold her hand and support her morally.
Here is the culmination! The baby is born, it is screaming!
And this is the doctor who stretches out a child to you and says, "Hey, lol! You have a fuck!"

It is terrible to live...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66655
 07.07.2012
From WEB :

Question: Is it true if the worms disappear in the pop for the night to push the garlic?and :)

I’m not sure the worms will disappear... but the fact that a vampire won’t bite you for a pop is EXACT. ...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66654
 07.07.2012
C Habbra
Agent Smith:
Funny it was that my acquaintances, as well as my parents, nobody was in the compass, and I had to deal with it myself.
So by tick method I managed to learn how to install the games, but how to run them I didn't know, and then, once, accidentally installed the game in the Start\Autostart folder, and it started) After that, I put all the games in that folder, and when running the comp I just closed those I didn't want to play at the moment, and all the extra windows such as aninstals, riads, card editors for heroes and warcraft, etc. The most funny thing is that I lived so for a year, until my parents found a familiar computer worker, who when he saw it was just in shock.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №66653
 07.07.2012
The driving license (rights)
XX: What right do you have?
YYY: - Well, as if, but they have to be restored - they have been stolen...
Zzz: - Yes, no, we have all the rights in the country, as if they were - but they were stolen...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66652
 07.07.2012
CTPE10k: Where is the world going?
Mark: I know him.
Mark: Just not going down the road.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66651
 07.07.2012
Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga... Look at the costumes of Hope Khadishova!! to

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66650
 07.07.2012
20:01 Filter: What did you get?
20:01 Filter: Do you want to be called?
20:01 noone: lol
20:01 noone: what?
20:01 Filtr: Talk to me
20:01 Filtered by: xd
20:01 noone: fu fucking
20:01 noone: fu naked
20:02 Noone: Are you joking?
20:02 Filtration by ahaha
20:02 Filtr: xnj ckexbkjcm =)
20:02 What is wrong?? to
20:02 noone: your spelling, this is what
20:03 I am from the army.
20:03 What do you want?? to
20:03 Filtr: the shit of the rose??? Is it Dali?? to
20:03 noone is
20:03 noone: you were there beaten?
20:03 Filtr: I can communicate with the army!
20:03 noone: fucking
20:03 noone: I am desperate
20:05 Filtr: what do you want a catholic guy who has not served and has a stupid look at life?? to
20:06 Noone: Everything
20:06 noone: your eyes are too sharp for me
6:00 AM Filter: xd

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66649
 07.07.2012
From Habr:

- No woman no dinner :(
No money, no dinner.
No money – no honey.
No – No.
No and no trial.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66648
 07.07.2012
I don’t understand the stories about cats and the keyboard. How, your mother, are they always able to send you a message?

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66647
 07.07.2012
>>> one day at work a young trainee came to us to say hello, only from the school...:
Do you have your hand wrapped?
- Yes... there... at the training brush pulled...
and AAA. Well, I told my mom the same when my dad taught me to shake.
He went red like cancer.

The boy, seemingly educated, approached to say hello... And he stumbled on a scary backward humour. Maybe he’s just ashamed of you, so he turned red?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66646
 07.07.2012
I decided to lead a healthy lifestyle, bought a bicycle, now for beer and cigarettes I ride on the big...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66645
 07.07.2012
I could be a surgeon, but not a veterinarian. I love animals very much...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №66644
 07.07.2012
xxx: van, I worked there for a year, first as an internship, then as an assistant assistant, then just as an assistant, in general, "bring that, give it." Well, I was all suited, I managed to combine with the study, and they paid no money, and yet a cup. I graduated from college, came to the boss, I ask - is there a permanent place for me in the department? He shrugged his shoulders, said, the state is complete, sorry. Well no, no, I wasn't very upset, I got a good job, I gained both formal and real work experience - the firm is really good, everything was taught.
Write a summary. education, work experience killed, and then stupor - you know, with formal "works" I have seams. I asked the boss to help a little, he is an adequate man, I think he will not let go in trouble :) began to write "personal qualities", he is such "well, write... well, communicability, step-by-step, whoever wants teeth to talk. stress resistance... yeah, how did you and Ivanov cope, when the whole department had already drank valerian... yeah, this is generally possible in professional skills - conflict management. Write it up, haha. the ability to cope with non-standard tasks... organizational skills..." well in this spirit everything.
The next day I come to the personnel officers, and they are, and Vladimir Zelenich said to make an order to transfer you to the position of manager.
Shut up?
What was it at all?
yyy: "Such a cow is needed by himself".

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66643
 07.07.2012
In English courses, the teacher tries to imitate the subtleties of English grammar and concludes his speech with the phrase:
This needs to be understood and...
Voice from the room:
... to forgive?
The teacher was humorous and laughed louder.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66642
 07.07.2012
HH: How is it?

It’s bad... why? If you’re normal, can I tell you?

Oh yeah yeah

Fuck, my throat hurts terribly! What to do?

Which is Natalia?))

Oh yeah, the frog! You are there too!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66641
 07.07.2012
The possibility of killing a person by polonium. A 100% Nobel Prize.

The half-life of polonium is 138 days, the full breakdown period is 276 days, respectively.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №66640
 07.07.2012
In RBC entered the noble trolls - fans of the bender from Futurama.
News title: "Gazprom will build its innograd with R&D and pipes"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №66639
 07.07.2012
stamp: name me in such a way that I can be both rough and gentle at the same time
Chaykina: you are a cat

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66638
 07.07.2012
And God promised the people that good and obedient wives would be found in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth round... and laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

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