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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85274
 07.08.2013
Another important feature of EverQuest Next will be total destruction – players will be able to break the bridge under the feet of opponents or make the roof of the building fall on their heads.

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I see the burned desert of Rooff.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85273
 07.08.2013
It came to my mind here, not, not a spire, but a thought))) In the mythological Living Water you cannot drown, because as soon as you get stuck in it you immediately rise.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85272
 07.08.2013
Do you want me to be a cute kid?
- Yes
Mrr
Did you link to the crazy carpet?? to

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85271
 07.08.2013
023 Lenka: I have been working as an admin in the state institution for 6 years. Today for the first time brought a package and it was not "something for tea," not tea, not coffee, not even chocolate. A man came and left a bag containing four bottles of beer. Thank you very much, thankful customer!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85270
 07.08.2013
Journal of Applications for Work.
The Room 410
Install the PC urgently.
Directed by: Denis
I pressed the wrong button and turned it on.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85269
 07.08.2013
Hottabich married the Good Fairy, and they had an unusual daughter, who had both a beard and a Magic Stick.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №85268
 07.08.2013
Most of the city monuments from the point of view of the hoppies are called - "a monument to some x...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №85267
 07.08.2013
Xxx:You know what caught yourself on the mind at the wedding of Vicky.The total size of the breasts at our table exceeded 10 of 4 girls...but married the most outstanding in this regard))
YYYYYYYYYY The chances of getting married back are proportional to the size of your breasts.)))
YYYYYYYYYY not to say the girls themselves, and the size of the breasts affects only the number of likes and does not compensate for the lack of brains and ugly character))

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85266
 07.08.2013
A real Japanese came to us today for negotiations. He arrived 40 minutes earlier and waited for the boss to finish the previous meeting.

He stood by the window with a cup of coffee and walked, periodically grabbing his heart. I approached, looked out the window: nothing unusual, people walk, workers change the asphalt.

I asked the translator, "Mr. is not well, maybe we can help with something?"
The translator spoke a little with him and said, "Mr. in his youth was also a road worker. They had everything, but if he had been forced to ignore technology so much, he would not have been ashamed and would have resigned on the same day.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85265
 07.08.2013
The former passion before giving up the rights wrote on the hands "L" and "P" respectively, so that "accidentally do not turn into the wrong direction".When I tell this story to girls, then 80% of them say:"well and what?All right done!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85264
 07.08.2013
This is not an insult, it is a compliment. Then you will find out for yourself later. When I run the seven in the terminal, I’m a slave; when I turn off, I’m free :) Win is pure for work, Mac is for life :)
atlant_is : :-D Oh... ohhhhhhhhhhhh :)
The xxx :)
Atlant_is: I was slightly overwhelmed by Paphos :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №85263
 07.08.2013
Well, who can buy a porch, do not weaken it and paint it in the favorite color of the beloved woman.
It is easier to pick up a much loved woman under the porch.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №85262
 07.08.2013
From the post on the forum:
I’m not saying I’m a very greedy person, but my personal frog is trained, quick and suspicious.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85261
 07.08.2013
At the table sit an engineer-economist, a customs teacher and a sanitary traveler. And together we are a brigade of industrial climbers"
and ah. Also was. Two of us and a comrade drive an electrician on a suburban three-storey cottage, the third is engaged in sanitation. Candidate of technical sciences, major, senior teacher of the military university, comrade - mining engineer, who worked as a markshedder in the construction of the Petrograd metro, and a sanitary technician with a diploma of a military translator. I love my country!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85260
 07.08.2013
It is violent, will you not?
I will!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85259
 07.08.2013
Leonid Kantorovich, the only domestic winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics, in the late 1940s proposed to the Leningrad Wagon Building Plant to use mathematical methods to optimize the disclosure of steel sheets. After their introduction, the production of products significantly increased, but soon the management of the factory received a party excuse and stopped cooperating with mathematicians. It turned out that, firstly, due to the sharp reduction of steel waste, the plant did not fulfill the plan for the delivery of the debris. Secondly, the plan for the next year has been increased by the higher instances, but the plant has not been able to ensure this increase due to the full optimization of the process already taking place.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85258
 07.08.2013
A: Son asks to buy a turtle. I am against all living things in the house except the household. But I could not refuse him. share your experience, what problems, what features you need to know. Where to go in case of incompatibility. thank you!

PS: The most important thing! If the turtle is large, it responds to the name of one of the Renaissance artists, loves pizza and friend of the rat. Do not take it in any case!!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85257
 07.08.2013
I sit in the room with my wife and talk about life. In another room, a 3-year-old son is watching a cartoon. After the end, he comes to us.
I: Well what? How did the cartoon end?
Son: How about what? Books...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85256
 07.08.2013
We get rid of the flies in the office. Hanged on the fork nets and under the ceiling sticky tapes!)
Indeed, most of the flies died from an overdose of lemonade in the director’s glass, which he accidentally left for the night.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №85255
 07.08.2013
C Forum Quarter in SPB
I just called, complained that the water smells of gasoline, that in the morning I brushed my teeth and almost broke out.
To which I had the answer: "Such water can not be used to brush your teeth at all."
I asked: "Why then does she run out of the crane?"Which was the brilliant answer: "She ran and ran"...

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