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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №86649
 07.09.2013
Added advice:
"xxx: If you have sex for music, you need to take recordings from performances. Applause every few minutes"

Exodus – Shovel Headed Tour Machine Live. At the moment when Rob Duke shows the fact to the crowd, and this eighty-thousand crowd in response rhythmically screams: "FUCK! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! You will feel like an alpha thief.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №86648
 07.09.2013
Oh, young people, what do you know about epicfield... I am 40 years old, working as a co-owner of a law firm, a small one. I go to my parents for the holiday. My brother is a little farmer, and in the evening for a cup of tea, my father asks from morning to work a little for the benefit of the farm, because the staff tractorist jumps in the morning to the wife, who gave birth on the day, and the park and plant someone... Since we started together, I know the technique, and I remember the handcuffs, I naturally answer that the question of the papa, I change, in addition, after this, the shawl and all the business... In short, at 6 a.m., having taken a shake in the hands with beer, I stumbled in the field. Everything was normal, but whether my legal ass turned away from such extreme overloads, whether the trussels were caught by the Chinese, but by 10 o'clock the ass was like a babouin's ass. Who knows, he will understand, bakes like pepper, to tears. tk. The place is deaf / there is no road as such / I swallow from the tracto / ti / r on the semi-inclined, I remove shorts with trussels and put a much-suffering ass on the wind. and caffe. Tears from the eyes. Diesel tarachtites, the wind of the causandals rolls, super, until the stealthy voice of the beat from behind asks "Son, are you waiting for someone?". The most rotting was a small snooker, which, fuckingly, could not get out of the car for five minutes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86647
 07.09.2013
Jan May:
(A call to the door)
Hi to you! Do you believe in God?

Their reaction?

by Noobster:
“I believe in myself, but do you believe in me?” says 90% of preachers.

The key:
“Go on the hook!” and the closed door sweeps away 100% of the preachers.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86646
 07.09.2013
xxx: I inserted new batteries in the wireless bell on the door yesterday. The phone in my absence silenced and ringed continuously. And my cats are used to meeting everyone and immediately run to the door as they hear the bell.
xxx: Shortly, when I came, the cats were laying in a layer and could only blink at the time of the phone call.
No one has ever seen the cats XD

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86645
 07.09.2013
[From the news about the Belarusian who was fined in Turkey]
xxx: My wife and daughter were flying to Alanya beautifully, arrived happy, so - who to believe?
YYY: I’t be happy with the fact that my wife arrived very happy from Turkey.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86644
 07.09.2013
Friday morning is a strange thing. It seems good, but it seems not.

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