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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №58344
 08.01.2012
X: Well what, as celebrated the new year, unforgettable?
YYY: Unforgettable

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58343
 08.01.2012
Shop at the box office:
– Running
Where to run?
Give away

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58342
 08.01.2012
See also: Penguin
See also: Linux
and Ubuntu.
See also: Gento
The fucking fuck.
Wow... I don’t know such an OSI.
I thought we were in an association.
See also :DDD

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58341
 08.01.2012
The modern man is like a cactus: not sympathetic and always near the computer (Matthew STR®)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58340
 08.01.2012
From the hub discuss the non-breakable glass Gorilla glass 2.

11 Do you watch TV? Is your team playing badly? Stop throwing a bottle into the TV!
Now without consequences!

A bottle of Gorilla Glass?

And the fragments do not need to be cleaned, and the TV is fine, and the nerves are fine :)

444: And the airmen no longer feel so badly.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58339
 08.01.2012
Emergency doctor with 50 years of experience (on lectures, facial expression - monstrously calm):
"If you are lucky, and you will see an open fracture of the chest..."
"... and the driver of the killing takes off half the heads. We come - and he is already brainwashing with rain, what can we do here?"
Come home and pull your grandmother, well or grandfather, by the hand – do you hear the scream?
A lot of girls then long drowned after such lectures.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58338
 08.01.2012
<[sky]snob> and inaccessible smart - will die old virgins surrounded by a bunch of cats?
<[PEER]Dyxa> [sky]snob: By the way, how is your cat?
<[sky]snob> [PEER]Dyxa: thank you, well

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58337
 08.01.2012
Discussion of the old horrorist, which was watched as a child: "...I remember, I remember, how to remember, almost scared... or scared... I don’t remember this..."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58336
 08.01.2012
Now my parents believe in the ability of extrasensors, in the existence of ghosts, and in the end of the world.
Thanks TNT for this!!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №58335
 08.01.2012
The cat’s name is Heroin. They wanted to call him a hero, but then decided to stick. In short, once the husband of the family was going to work, came out of the entrance, looked around and saw that the cat was locked on the balcony (3th floor). The chicken was there for dinner. Well, he and shouted to his wife in the window "Lena!! Heroin on the balcony!!"... well and the suspicious eyes of passers and the whistle of the wife as a consequence :DD

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №58334
 08.01.2012
We do not throw away the small remnants of soap, we collect them and then cook one big one.
YYY: Oh yeah, it is clear. Hi Uncle Isis.
I don’t have Uncle Isis.
Yyy: People like you always have an uncle Izza.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58333
 08.01.2012
If Voldemort had made his last cruise with a Nokia 3310, he would have won.

[ + 33 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58332
 08.01.2012
I was always surprised by the inscription “Don’t throw toilet paper into the toilet.” Why is it called a toilet? But many remembered and always throw papers into the garbage.
In this regard, the trip to some cities of Europe was fun - in many places in public toilets the inscription IN RUSSIAN: "Use toilet paper in junk!".

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58331
 08.01.2012
And in general, yesterday we arranged a gen-type cleaning (although in fact we disassembled only two cabinets) and brought out one very important but very late thought. The people! Choose your hobbies carefully and try not to exceed one or two! Then you won’t have to think like I convulsively where to seize shields, swords, bracelets, elephant dresses, stickman jackets, pistols, lightseebers, parts of cosplay costumes, figures (figures, fuck! They are everywhere, shit!Books, comics, bags with anime, dolls and other burda that will soon survive from the house of ourselves. And that’s all for just three years of living together. What will be terrible to imagine.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58330
 08.01.2012
Wild Listening to A. Novikov – Let You Drink Out by Others d(0_0)b
<bones©> soundtrack to the dawn?
<bones©> but the complaint song of the store blue?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58329
 08.01.2012
I decided to burn cakes with pasta. He threw the cakes on the bowl, put water. And I sat down to clean the potatoes.. in 20 minutes I realized that somewhere I was fucking..

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58328
 08.01.2012
XXX with Christmas, by the way
There is no God, fool.
XXX is Christmas)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58327
 08.01.2012
If you are not the one at the top, it does not mean you are the one at the bottom.
Maybe you are the one who looks at it all from the side and thinks "what fools built the pyramid here?"

[ + 67 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58326
 08.01.2012
The 1981 year. I am a student of 9th grade. Lectures of Russian Literature. My neighbor at the party somewhere broke Babel's Odessa Stories. I remember 1981.
Only a year ago the Lenin Prize for Literature was awarded.
There were no books like those obtained by a friend in free access, gently speaking, and there were few people who knew about Isaac Babel (he was not part of the school program), and there were even fewer people who read him (interesting, but what now?) is
In any case, we had a book in a cardboard wrap that was read to the hole in our hands, which my friend was given for one lesson. Using a book in the party, they began to read it, trying not to be noticed by the teacher.
Have you ever tried unnoticably for others to read Ilfa and
Petrov, Gashek or the same “Odessa Stories”? That and that... Very quickly, my comrade and I began to stifle from the hard-to-restrained whistle.
And immediately earned a comment, then the second. On the third teacher did not spend - she bypassed "from the rear" our party, got out of her innermost.
“Out of class reading,” she closed the book to look at the cover... and then, without saying a word, opened it and returned to the previous place in the party. Until the end of the lesson, we did not receive any comments.
"Odessa Stories" were read and returned to the owner on change.
That day I realized that good books can be different. Much later I realized what a wonderful man taught me not only to write, but also to read in the “great and powerful” without mistakes... I was lucky – there were many such people in my life. And so in our friendly company always sounds a toast "For teachers". Give God, we remember you.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №58325
 08.01.2012
The journalist asks the farmer:
Tell me how you had a year.
Don’t believe it, it is wonderful. The grain harvest is good, without bread not.
I will stay, the potatoes succeeded - again I will not be hungry, but still a pig
Destroyed...
Would you like to thank the President for this?
So for what? Phael himself, sowed himself, grew and gathered again himself.
What is his merit.
How is it? And you think!
“Well, if you think, I don’t deny about pigs, there could be anything.
to be...

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