I think it’s worth going out in the cold and ugly rain and smoking a poison-saturated pile of toxins, lusting, getting closer to lung cancer and with a clean soul to go on to brag on uncle.
YYY: What is it?
I want to smoke, I say

What are the little ones? They will grow more)
Listen, you are very optimistic. You will rarely meet!
What is it?
- at 23 years think that the breasts will still grow - the top of optimism))
The fucking)))

XXX: I finally passed the medical commission!
YYY: In the difficult?
The nightmare xxx!

It is cold (
I have a good tea.
Can you embrace?
Or maybe tea?

1: Remember "Advised to improve sexual relationships with your husband, dress in the costume of his favorite game character...
I need an urgent costume!" Now imagined how a man is fucking a girl in a nasty tank suit)
I broke the T34.
1: I for some reason see the Germans))) e75 any)
2: the easiest dress in the mouse)) box from the refrigerator, box from the microwave oven and shuffle )))
1: the exhaust pipe is not folded and all norms)

A: entered here by chance :) on the Wiktionary in the article entitled "Course"
A: by chance? :) And what is there?
A: Seriously accidentally, a German translation was needed
A: I read, well there is morphology, syntax, semantic properties, synonyms... then antonyms, 3 pieces, what do you think?
I suppose that fucking.
A: Ah, the first place, it’s logical for now, what do you think about the second?
A to HER?
A: fuck you and not her, in the second place... "young")))
A: go to it)
A: This is the third antonym.

I put here on the day of the video camera, came the meaning of the word "beware"

My parents know I smoke.
I know they know.
They know that I know that they know.
Everyone pretends that nobody knows anything.

On a couple of preads asks the question of the type no one has written with ink and feathers?
girl alone raises her hand and says I wrote when I went to high school
Prep approaches her with words, you probably have a beautiful handwriting, looks at her.
And after the Mhatov break, he asks, “Did you have no doctors in your family?”

I can approximately understand what a man who writes manuals thinks:
Yes, it’s simple, so here you need to write 6 paragraphs of the text and give 4 identical examples. But this is more complicated, and is used more often, so I will write only the title and a very short description, details for nothing, and go to the ass if you need more examples.

I almost got hit by the bus three times today!! to
I: The same one?

Ford Focus crash test at 200km/h

by Focus.zip

Advertising of Twix

On one of them the chocolate is poured from top to bottom, and on the other vertically.

What, is it time to adopt the law of insulting the senses of the sensible?

The house is cool, the heating has not yet been given, the cat sleeps in its place, I sleep alone. The second week in a row the cat comes in the morning to warm up, frozen for the night gently wakes me up and asks under the blanket)))) not at night not in the evening, namely in the morning, such a miracle of the alarm had I not yet))) It is like it is bad that there is no heating, but the morning made sense)))

At the military department there was a case: I needed a flash, the guys didn’t... I went to the major under whom I work.
I come to him and say: Comrade Major can flash.
to what he answers: on, hold, euthanize, infect.

In the universe after the exam, the prep announces the results

Prepod: (called my name) - 4
How about 4? I am good!
Prepod: Well I have you "good" and put it.
The same group is so quiet and sad: Judging by my assessment, I’m generally hideous.

Correspondence with the client:

Why are the names of the towns written in different fonts?

But it is the same letter!

Oh yeah of course! What you do not see yourself - the name of Imanta looks much shorter than WECMILGRAVIS!!! to

This word contains six more letters.

Take away the excess!

I walk with my wife and daughter near the house.

I : Oh! Do you see that apricot? It was once in childhood that we ate apricots and for the sake of interest knocked into the ground a bone, and that took and sprouted. Then the tree was excavated and transplanted here... It turns out a tree I have already planted.

Wife: If you think, then you should build a house not necessarily yourself, but for your money, at least. And if you consider how much money you give to the state, it turns out that it is very likely that you and the house have already built... but not yourself)))

I: It may happen that my son is already running somewhere)))

Find out more from now on!!! to

XX: How do you go for whom – for the users or for the Skynet?

I’ll go home now to drink!! Polina cooked the whole pot. Do you know how to cook borst?
Rita is yes! Of course I can!
Rita: Is this the soup with eggs and tomatoes?