Today my boyfriend spoke with friends about how much time takes girls to get out of the house (cut hair, makeup, etc.). I said, “I never waste time on such a mess.” My boyfriend looked at me and said, “Maybe I should?”

LIFE from SHIT

#matstat, gender differences

Let us uncover the great secret. All this intriguing statistics in practice is meaningless. It’s about large amounts of data, not individual examples.
Take a simple analogy: the size of shoes. Let’s say, we know statistically that the most people on the planet are with the size of 41. But no one will pair exactly 41 in shoe stores, relying on statistics. And no one will mock and insult people looking for a size of 36 or 45 (bggggy, the fools, still know that the majority have 41!). And coupling life and profession in this way is considered completely normal. Well, yes, we are social animals, if society broadcasts something to us - at least with contemptible smiles, when we dreamfully hit the 45th size instead of the 41st, - we are very likely to give up and walk in the 41st, and louder of all to oppress the bastards who have gotten so greedy to shoe the 45th, rather than to suffer like us. The smart ones have been found.

The gender-shmer

As for the forums, I was very close to signing with a female name all the way and not hiding it at all, because in most cases men remember that they are stronger and smarter and seek to help the lady in any matter. And considering that my youth passed on bicycle forums and in the crowd of those still padonkaff, on the "show breasts" there were three beads of sharp answers, cheering the respectable audience and not humiliating the owners of breasts. And just the widespread belief that girls are stupid, played very much on the hand, when a girl turns out to be smart, it broke the patterns and attracted boys. So girls, instead of suffering, read books and be smart, on the backdrop of stupid you will stand out even more.

In life, of course, everything is more difficult. My genderist once seriously said that a girl can be paid less for the same job than a boy, because a boy needs to earn, and a girl needs to have a earning boy. And here, of course, there is almost an impasse. There is an option to change jobs.

xxx: I don’t understand how Elon Musk does all this without a pop with a catch...

Memory is a patience. You will spend five minutes in the store (even if there was a single point in it), and you will remember what kind of life, the type of 90s Kai Metov's song, you will remember all of this past life.

To be sexualized, to be harassed and attached. So that, given a wealthy aunt, you could not think about money, and that the aunts would find us themselves. I also want men’s socks, pads and other joys of life.

What do men have now? Beautiful people are always persecuted very actively, finding a patron was not difficult even in the Middle Ages (and it is not necessary for this to be beautiful, you can write poems, music, be a talented comedian). Pads are available ( they are usually worn with enuresis, but you will find them in any pharmacy). Clothes, loins, leggings, cosmetics, jewelry, everything has a place to be and is actively used by men of different orientations. Moreover, most of this has historically belonged to men. Men have something to fight for, but you have chosen some kind of mess.

A large factory, a cloud of employees. They brought printed contact phones from the director to the guards. On two A4 sheets, printed on both sides. The entire list consists of F.I.O., office, phone. My eyes go to those. The department. Position: "Programmer", F.I.O. - "GENA". Not the name, not the ancestry, only the big letters "GEN". I have always suspected that programmers are cyborgs of extraterrestrial origin.

Dialogue years ago

Bilbo will play Freeman.
And Morgan Freeman?
There is no other. In short, Bilbo will play Doctor Watson.
Jud Lowe is?
and no.
and Solomon?
and yes. Bilbo will play Solomon.

I was with my classmate. In the 1980s he came to our common friend in one of the provincial cities. Together they went to a dance, where he was stunned by the number of beautiful girls. A 30-year-old woman approached him and asked if she wanted to just walk. He naturally wanted. They came to her home, where he stayed. In the morning, she woke him up and invited him to the table where there was breakfast. Surprised by her attitude toward herself and being impressed last night, he asked:

Why did you come to me yesterday? What did she find in me?

You had that look. I thought if you don’t fuck, you’ll die.

My husband is a lover of kitchen equipment. There is nothing in the house! Sometimes he feeds his colleagues with the fact that he is especially good at cooking. Interested the girl. One of them asked for an aerosol and a yogurt for a while to figure out if she needed to buy it. Two weeks later I received a SMS:
Dear Victor Alekseevich! I tried cooking meat in your miracle technique. Now I have a new airgrill. I tried to make yogurt – now I have a new yogurt box and a lot of yogurt pots in the refrigerator. Therefore, I persuasively ask you under no circumstances, no matter how I ask you, not to rent me a self-propelled apparatus."