I tell you as a pharmacist: we are absolutely not surprised if together with Postinor you buy ascorbic, or with condoms hematogen. We are not at all interested in guys who buy vaseline and talk on the phone: “Yes, I’m already eating.” We have such a job that we have learned to be surprised. be healthy.

DIZZY: A new eye... now with a sparkle ;)

D to million:
Buying what? I want chips.
The girl:
I want sex. Buy me sex.
D to million:
not there. I have already been to the store. We will have to find ourselves, like the ancient people, with friction.

I read a quote about the new copyright law, tell me, can I now be jailed for the browser cache?

I am working. In the factory! My name is Reliano!!! by Dolin!! to
I’m already on the way "Our Rush" I’ll kill you all!!! to

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Do you watch Anime?
YYY (20:32) :
What I See
YYY (20:33) :
This is Anime.
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You are a wonderful person, I want to tell you.

Bad was the idea on the old semi-broken country to watch the movie Plesen from the note. I went back immediately after the movie.

I watched such a picture. Alkas fell asleep under a poster of United Russia with the inscription - "Our country has to be proud of."

Anyone who has watched the Lost series knows that the guy with the dollars is Hurley.

soul
Gifts are not bad.

Linux is
Tell it to the Trojans 😉

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-n0name-: probably everyone in the children's house had an Aztec leopard hat with rubies)))

Oh, and the hats attached to a shirt made of artificial fur, sandals with a back, and definitely a dream - "I would have a cacao on a hat like that fool from the neighboring group in the garden"))))))))))))

Buy me a cake with mac!
Could you have a cake with Linux?? to

You know, I’ve always been afraid to grow up, now I’m 21, soon I’ll finish the universe. I always thought that when I finished, I would work, then there would be a family, children, there would be no time for myself and friends. Family life will be an absolute routine, but reading Bas, I see every day stories that are sent by people family, adults, with children and I understand that even adult life can be filled with tricks and funny situations and life becomes easier and all kinds of stupid thoughts do not come to mind. Thanks to all the readers of Basha and directly to the site itself. You make life a lot easier and of course you raise the mood.)

From the online newspaper Days of the Beast:
It is interesting whether Sergey will write about his concert in one of the Russian cities, where the audience had to experience a strong shock: coming to the concert of the only singing stylist of the Russian show business, they listened to the song "All" 15 times simply because there is no other in Sergey's repertoire.

News from mail.ru:
The leaders of Germany and France called on NATO to reconcile with Russia.

Well, well... who doesn’t know that it’s better not to argue with Russia 😉

On the traditional tournament Moscow Open took place matches of the sixth round. The Russians Jan Nepomniacki, having played a draw with the Dutch Sergei Tiviakov, allowed the American Alexander Onishchuk, who defeated the Moldavian Dmitry Svetushkin, to catch up with the number of points collected.

Is the world captured?

Every man, undoubtedly, is the master of his fate, it is only a pity that fate

This is not notified.

by Yuri Tatarkin

My girlfriend told me.

She lived with a healthy, upset and very jealous man. Never he

He did not go anywhere - and here he is sent suddenly on a business trip to the whole world.

A week. She was treated by a doctor known to her for a year.

She invited the doctor for a dinner. So yes, smoothly

Go to the case. For a couple of hours the entire apartment up the bottom, clothes

scattered on the floor with a flat layer from the bathroom through the hall to the bedroom, some

Condoms used in the house 5 pieces rolled... time -

Eleven in the evening. At that moment, a phone call goes on her cell phone.

Her husband calls. "My dear, this is a big surprise! I am at the entrance,

Take it! My trip was broken". She and the doctor are in shock.

Wear clothes – where are you? Everything is broken, he has no socks.

cowards can not find, she let everything clean up from the floor, they run with

with open eyes. A second call is issued in 30 seconds.

The girlfriend takes the phone, but no longer can speak or breathe, and there:

"Dear — I was joking! Of course I am on a journey! Good night to you!"

Alcohol kills all brain cells, but not all.

refused to drink.

Dmitry_G
You are a fool and you don’t understand the shit!

Director
What?

Dmitry_G
Sorry, the window is wrong >__<