I feel the son with Linux will not have any problems)).The son goes to the store, asks for money.I ask what to spend.The answer hit to the depths of my soul:"I will buy iris bulbs, roses and peonies, I will grow, then I will distinguish the pigment from the flowers... "-On my O_O.- Paints ended, paint nothing."

And now ask if a man will buy a robot vacuum cleaner when he has "Woman is". For him shirt from a special expensive material, if there is a WOMAN with a shirt.

and etc.
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You have in "fool" a couple of letters not so written.

If a survey was conducted among 5,000 people cut off at the Uralvagon plant, 99.99% would say that Obama was to blame for the cuts.

How to Teach These Chickens to Work"

With bugs on the order "science" always rolled this phrase:
You are now pushing me into an office crime.You know I don’t have a ped. I am not entitled to teaching and I am not entitled to teaching."

Olympiad in Russian: In the Russian segment of the Internet is widespread orphanage, known as the "language of the buttocks". Write the following words correctly: andquot;
Here are the falls!! to

I washed my dishes after lunch, removed my engagement ring, and then forgot to put it back. I went to the cinema with my husband tonight. He noticed that I had no ring. He looks at his wrapped hand, at my unwrapped hand, and begins to rust:

Well here. Now everyone will think that I am cheating with your wife!

One day I decided to learn to ride a motorcycle. The owner sat in the back, I touched. He was already lying on the ground and cried out to me "bomb!bomb!". On my logical question, where this brake is, I was explained that the brake was me.

Once on Christmas he fell asleep: he bought the company a whole wagon of coconut nuts, and since then I know how to break the sticks. Haloths broke the sticks on these nuts, and our Lieutenant Colonel ordered everyone to be arrested. We were not allowed to leave the barracks for three months... and Mr. Lieutenant was under house arrest.

I have lost my strength and sleep. (

I beg you: do you think at least one reads 50 shades in order to understand the subtleties of the dominant-subordinate relationship? Yes, 99.9% see there only a young beauty millionaire delivering regular orgasms. Everything else just closes the eyes, as well as any other defects of a man, provided that a man likes it.

If your application was compiled for the FIRST time without errors, then somewhere in the world, at that moment, another programmer who was less fortunate is crying.

The cynicism of the Moscow Metro workers is striking. Instead of replacing the heavy, stealthy doors at the entrances, they placed a bullying advertisement on those doors with the slogan, “Did someone eat a little cabbage?”

by country:
Hundreds of thousands of guards.
A lot of micro-sellers
office plankton and so on.
Millions of healthy young people.

As I said, humor:
In the recent past, they would build new cities, aircraft carriers, highways, etc.

here here :
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People have trouble.
I have a penis all day. Three times already dropped, it already hurts - and it still stands.
I retired from work yesterday.
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Let him rush to the doctor immediately, or better call an ambulance. This is priapism, you can easily stay without a fuck.

There was a clash between technicians and humanitaries. Conditionally, smart people go to study what they are interested in and become experts in their business. If a person really understands the history of the arts, or knows five languages, or a brilliant educator, then he is forgiven for his complete inability to handle the computer. The same ones who went to the filfaq, because they could not go anywhere else, are initially stupid, not because they are humanitarian.
And if you yourself have at least a drop of brains, then distinguishing between these two conditional categories and understanding causal relationships will not be difficult for you.

Ranger1978: What is a surgeon?
It’s when you don’t know Ukrainian, but you really want to.

The whole essence of our medicine - Say thank you for not causing additional damage to your body. Fuck it!! to

1) The vacuum cleaner itself turns on and cleans the apartment (the cat loves to ride on it). Once every 2 weeks, you can wash the floor and wipe the dust (in the absence of a person sitting around the house, the dust accumulates very slowly).
2) The standard 40-degree program "for everything" plus things made of normal material (type non-iron shirts) - and things need neither sorting nor grinding.
3) Taky yes, the multivarka is cooking, the grill is roasted itself. You need to press a couple of buttons and timer. 5 minute marinade of meat in the morning + 5 minute cutting of vegetables before "cooking".
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And now ask if a man will buy a robot vacuum cleaner when he has "Woman is". For him shirt from a special expensive material, if there is a WOMAN with a shirt. And the mulch of you, dear man, the food itself from the store carries, and the meat is cut, and the vegetables are cleaned? If there is a WOMAN, why spend money on scrubbed carrots and sliced meat? It is cheaper on the market, and a woman will cut the rot and skin. The croup will find out what is there. The packed clean is more expensive, there is nothing she has money to wrap, broke up. Otherwise, why did he get married?

In one familiar couple, my husband loved to wear white shirts. Fresh every day. Do you know when the machine was bought? When the wife went on vacation with her mother, and the husband lived alone. With white shirts.

I updated the firmware on this shit iPhone today. There was an opportunity to get the Russian text under dictatorship. I think smoking. Now I will be like cool guys with Android. They just wrote a message:
Did you bring Masha?
I respond and dictate. and selectively!
I brought her, it’s okay.

What did this epic creature get?
I am an idiot, all right.

How?

Why does a programmer, for example, 1C, to wrap a real working software, sit a stone ass on a flat chair and smoke your fucking humanitarian accounting and tax accounting, and you, the crazy lazy, can’t read the fucking instructions to the copier? What did the overwhelmed admin not learn to read? We are paid to work. And you for the fact that you are able to deliver the final result on the existing mattehbase. Unable- remove from your resume the item "PC ownership, knowledge of organizational technology" and drive out the gate with the note "incomplete official compliance". Yes is? March to read FM to the scanner!