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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63939
 08.05.2012
xxx> listen what do you think we will have those who will not give up the gentlemen at all?
xxx> is not the case. Will many give up?
yyy> Well I think 90 percent
xxx> and the remaining 10% will be deducted??? If you do not give up, they will be deducted!!!! to
xxx> then after a year you have the right to recover
XXX> and who does not give up?
XXX> and I will not give up?
yyy> Damn, if you continue to panic and load and increase importance, then yes
xxx> are you sure of the answer?
xxx> and why are you sure?
XXX> and you give up?
yyy> who is sure?
yyy> am I sure?
yyy> who are you?
yyy> where is Herbert?
yyy> where am I, where is everything?
yyy> how do we equip Russia?
Why did dinosaurs eat ice cream?
xxx> what is the number of questions??? I do not have such

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63938
 08.05.2012
The top of the wickedness is to place mines at the corners of the map in the Sapera.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63937
 08.05.2012
[13:46:40] Alex: Let’s dig out the haircut of the nora!
[13:46:55] Alex: And fucking on his affairs, to eat trachats there
I don’t like it anymore.
[13:47:11] Alex: And here comes the hammer! The car takes his house.
[13:47:23] Alex: and so comes the sick, eaten and fucked
Alex: And here’s the fuck! - Hammer
[13:47:47] Alex: electricity in the hole swallowed - a hamster comes out and fucking a puppy
[13:48:08] Alex: because let the fuck click, defend your fool
[13:48:21] Alex: this is the summary at every step in nature!
[13:48:22] Alex: Ohueli
[13:48:34] Alex: corruption in wolf circles!
[13:49:15] Alex: on everyone! I repeat! At every step!
[13:49:21] Alex: the hamster takes the place of the puppy!
[13:49:33] Alex: even though the puppy worked hard, digging out the nursery!
Alex: fucking hamsters, always hated them

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63936
 08.05.2012
by Nimo (12:06) :
button.button(button.button("option", "disabled") "enable" : "disable");

by Nimo (12:06) :
Hitler passed through Hitler.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63935
 08.05.2012
Jeff_Kehrly: How is it? Recommend a movie to watch at night.
Jeff-Kehrly: Tolk is not a military. Last week I only watched a war movie.
Mirror: What did you look at?
Jeff-Kehrly: Star Wars

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63934
 08.05.2012
putannik: the head of the office ordered not to put the left software, I as an administrator was forced to sign some paper that said all the users are responsible for what is installed on their machines.
Now I have the way to most programs starting at \\director\c$\program files\....

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63933
 08.05.2012
We have one tester got a call somewhere like in hotels on the check-in and every time he finds a bug - calls...
Head of Department: It’s annoying! I have a Pavlov reaction to these calls - "the cake is ready and it's time to take it out!"

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63932
 08.05.2012
The repair of the apartment in the style of "hai-tech" smoothly moved into the style of "hai-tak", and ended in the style of "hren with it".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63931
 08.05.2012
Children’s bed, manufactured by SCV-Company.
When assembling this device, I remembered all the matte words and invented a couple of new ones.
1st Instructions for writing binoculars-PTUst for aliens
2nd When trying to find anything about the assembly of this model in the internet, only posts of the type "man and neighbor began to collect a bed and went to drink for a week".
Three The marking on the details and in the instructions do not coincide in principle.

Results of collection:
- for the final assembly lacks eight M6X50 screws, I will try to buy tomorrow
Four holes had to be drilled. The details did not fit in the places intended for them.)
- 3 times had to clean the garbage from the holes with a knife, 2 times to drill out
- the black spot from the garbage was misunderstood for the marking, now in the bottom of the box one left hole (the marking as it turned out there is not provided)
- there was no extension of the attachment of the divided parts of the box, but I hit from the first time
- especially want to note the fixation of the bottom in the position "for newborns". It is necessary to hold the back of the bed with three limbs in the wheel. position and twist the screws to the ass at 1/3 of the turn at a time. (Around 8 hours have passed)
- delivered the phrase in the instructions, literally: "Fixing directing to the side wall of the commodity in the second hole of three with the help of self-cutting"

Plus: I’ve never had such a technical quest.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63930
 08.05.2012
[12:05:07 PM] Evgeny: I don’t seem to like the development department.
[12:05:14 PM] Eugene: tested on the background of the Windows app, the release of which was supposed to come out.
[12:05:18 PM] Evgeny: fell, gave to work
[12:05:22 PM] Evgeny: gathered a new building
[12:05:28 PM] Evgeny: bring, type yuu everything works
[12:05:36 PM] Eugene: in half a minute I bring them back
[12:05:43 PM] Evgeny: The app is not launched
[12:05:53 PM] Evgeny: I understood what the look of the murderer looks like

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №63929
 08.05.2012
As a proctologist (one who treats the buttocks) I will answer "Put an expander or scissors in a variety. And no labels should be read." the following:
Put them there only if there is an acute desire to visit me for the treatment of freshly baked hemorrhoids ;)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63928
 08.05.2012
Tagged: gifts
WOW: Hello
HHH: How are you?
Norma and you?
I’m going to bake two chickens today.
One is named Jan, and the other?
We will have the second...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63927
 08.05.2012
White tape is better than black, but worse than machine gun.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63926
 08.05.2012
From the discussion of mobile antivirus:

KyberPrizrak
This is an old joke about Kaspersky, not about the other web! When the NOD32 virus is detected: "This. This is like a virus to you. Is it right now to urinate or to go to jail for torture?" Kaspersky: "AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Viruses, we will all die, what to do, the attack, the child, the apocalypse. and no. "Thanks to you!!! Viruses, we will all die, what to do, the attack, the child, the apocalypse. and no. It is just a program. Sorry, I was scared"

by catmen08
KyberPrizrak, for modern realities rather like this: Kaspersky: Master, here you were called on the door while you were sleeping. Well, for security, I put you in the zinc grave and rolled in the asphalt, and on the perimeter I put machine guns towers, wire and mines. This is where I thought what I should do next: pour more lead on your asphalt, so that you are sure to be safe, but leave it so? Choose it, choose it! I am a democratic program, the opinion of the user is always taken into account! NOD32: Master, while you slept, thieves broke into us, took all our possessions, shot the dog, painted a porn banner on the wall and broke all the windows! Here I am thinking: Should I have stopped them or not? What do you think? Avast: Relayax, guy... What viruses? Viruses are a myth... Let’s get one more...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63925
 08.05.2012
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YYY: Yes, of course I will
YYY: And who are you?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №63924
 08.05.2012
What are the three questions before a fight in the cabbage?
The show?
The show?? to
The show?!! to

[ + 34 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63923
 08.05.2012
# Shadow_of_the_Eagle 06.05.2012 20:49
Will mutants be copied from existing or invented, as in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

The boy played.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63922
 08.05.2012
Daddy and Mom were traveling to Bali, Mommy told me when she returned. They came out during the precipitation on the ocean shore - there is no water, algae lie around. Dad said:
I will not swim in your garden anymore.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63921
 08.05.2012
Created a file called "Course". I adjusted all the parameters as needed - the font there, the interval, the fields... I wrote half-fat "Introduction". Retreated the line. Five gaps for the red line.

So tired. I go buy chocolate.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63920
 08.05.2012
Chapter 8: How I'm Making So Many Mistakes
WOW: In this proposal?

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