If a teleport is ever invented, it will definitely be done by women who need to take a child out of the kindergarten in time.

from ZH

Round shift, full landing, lunch time. Connecting a new barrel of beer, I accidentally hit the hose of the balloon with CO2 and it cried out loudly. I think let me fuck. The whole hall is shaken "The gas balloon has been damaged!!!! Everything is in the air, urgent evacuation!!!!" The institution was empty for 30 seconds))))) Has been fired without explanation))))))))

Rightly fired! Because the first thought in such a cry is natural gas. And in the pub, where it is usually permitted to smoke... "Humble Horse" rests...

Dear Rollers! Read the PDF carefully:
A vehicle is a device intended for the transportation by road of people, goods or equipment installed on it.
So, rolls are a sporting projectile, as are skateboards. There is nothing to do on the roads - there are trottoirs and parks. Especially stubborn rollers this does not apply - the genetic fund has a tendency to self-cleansing.

"Okay, brother, I will write myself", no diploma has been said.

Idiot: Because it’s better to fly out.
than to burn alive
and attached.
You can’t fly through the wheel and triplex very well. A familiar pathologist understood the flight: a vertebral fracture in 2 places, a pelvic fracture, multiple cerebral breaks are the main. This just flew out. If you want to survive? What if the murderer flew through the frontal into the car he crashed into? Do you know the speed?
For the sake of interest, remember how many accidents have been seen, how many people have flown, how many people have burned, how many people have flown out of the burned cars and calculate the ratio.
And finally, there are a few people who fell from more than a kilometre high and survived. Some were not even seriously injured. There are also many parachutists who died from getting caught up in the straw.
Do you take a parachute when jumping? not worth it. You suddenly get confused.
The rate of human fall in the lower layers of the atmosphere ranges from 150 to 200 km/h depending on the weather and other factors.

Commentary on h/b photo:
xxx:A memo to a beginner photographer - if the photo is very dull, black and white color, color correction and blur

I usually don’t sleep at 3 or 4 o’clock. I was tired of it and I went to bed at 11 p.m. The body is protected from all this. It’s 3 hours now and I’m not sleeping anymore.

xxx (14:23): we have an aural, drag your ass here and quickly
yyy (14:25): If I don’t come in an hour, then I’m taken by aliens
yyy (18:42): You won’t believe it

History of helpdesk.
The User:
In 1C suddenly the letters different "run". Restarted the PC, could not enter the password, it was not entered. I changed the keyboard. It has logged. I pressed on and there was something running.

The Administrator:
I found that a module from the wireless keyboard of Microsoft was connected to the computer, although the user had a wireless keyboard and mouse, found a wireless keyboard of Microsoft in the closet next to the top of the legs, the transmitter was turned off, different letters stopped running.

Dialogue in television
And this is very dangerous, because even Rome fell because of the deepest fall.
Morality and Spirituality.
Remember, Rome fell after the adoption of Christianity.

And my uncle puts a six-year-old daughter to sleep, telling her a story and stories from WoW. Talks almost reached the fall of King Licia, and the main character is a good paladin

The night bed.
And I have new trousers...You don’t see, so I’ll say.

from Habr: "Fuck the tests! Prayers and prayers.

Project on freelance: design of a wall calendar. Next to TZ:
" Develop a calendar layout. It should be depicted: A turtle in a helmet riding on a tank somewhere in the bushes must hide a lion. the rest of the background - the field, trees (all at the discretion of the designer). Order for a person on his birthday is his main hobbies and interests"

1: What do you dislike?
I don’t like when verbs are not written together!

kmk: I used to have an old book on c++ in my toilet library - computer graphics. Polygonal models", remembered exercise on page 125 - "Realize the simplest real-time strategy such as StarCraft".

...
The son as a decent "squeeze" not pulled the check!!! to
1 May, Blah, call the home phone, hello, I am the mother of Svyatoslav (MS), I can talk to you. I opened it, let it in...
Your son gave a grenade to our son with the words “it’s candy!” You start at home, you surprise your mom!"
and?
And fucking! The repair fucking. All in the shade! Give me money! He sent far away...
Without a phone call, knock on the door. Pope Svyatoslav enters and beats the table, takes "book", "tablet", "telic". Type of calculation! He was healthy...
I ask my son "what for us"
He pushed me in the yard.

Write a statement to the police. Theft with penetration into the home... There are fears, the suspect’s address is there, the nearest lombard to check or his apartment, a matter of several hours. People love such simple things. And if Pope Svyatoslav is not only strong, but also smart, he will not only return the stolen, but also pay for your repair, just not to sit down.

What do you know about jokes??? I remember when I was still in school, on the first of April in the female teacher's toilet hanged a toilet paper, which at home, his own hand impregnated with a tincture of peanut pepper. The paper was pink and nobody noticed the subwooch... In general, our class had two lessons disrupted, because of the fact. The teacher burned. There were lessons in other classes too. Fortunately, nobody knew who exactly did it.

I’m going to go to Lene again today 😉
xxx fucking full, not allowed out of the holidays, again through the window to climb...
Yyy fucking Max, you still know what to do, if he doesn’t give again, he’ll remove his hand.
Yyy after a few attempts, just get up and go.
Yyyy silent without talking
Yyy it is her roof falling down.
Do you have cognitive dissonance?
Yyy or better not (the consciousness will lose)
XXX, you can imagine the situation.
XXX I stand up silently.
XXX and I go out the window.
Xxx...
yyy would look epic)

my friend recently wrote :)) "Brother then I will answer the cucumbers in the eyes, through the seeds I can't see what I write"