If I want to exchange bitcoins, where should I go?
Chapter 3: Hello to you! We do not exchange Bitcoins.
Hasan: Yup I can see that, but do you know any site that can do that?
Operator No. 3: I don’t know such websites
Hasan: Okay Thank you, your site is nice.
Chapter 3: All the good!

I thought Barista would do it, but they pay little.
............

At the price of a cup, you won’t think about it.

Received SPAM: "Coffee and meat ". Immediately introduced a dead knight, who was well performed on the hot sun in his armor.

Two friends.

He called me to the village. I even guess what he called.
So I should have gone!
It should have been better explained!
You don’t understand all the hints.
and no e e. I should have explained where to go!

I write on a dating site that I work as a babysitter in a kindergarten.
Strawberries are removed immediately before the first date.
and :)
PS can still be presented as a sanitary in the municipal hospital
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I work as a leading programmer, a good specialist, I earn well - and I have to say that for me both of the above professions - a huge plus: (1) the grandmother works and is not ashamed that it is not an office parasite, - such, you know, a rarity in our days; (2) and will be able to take care of her own child better than many.

xxx: We once arranged a fashionable viewing hole by digging a bath on the floor

I can’t find harmony.
Are you a philosopher?
Harmonist, money for the instrument is always lacking.

Deputy Minister of Emergency Affairs of Ukraine: Well, walked with his fools to Kathmandu for 6 million hryvnia... fuck!? to

In New York, eggs are prohibited as pets.
And the foxes.
Absolutely all? What about the blind?
Like the dogs?
Pause *
In "Buratino" it worked out.

The child plays Assassin's Creed by grid, chooses a character
I don’t want a doctor, I want a doctor.
I don’t want to be a pillar nobleman, I want to be a ruler of the sea.
"The Old Man and the Sea" No, guess, something is wrong here...

Today I heard on TV an explanation of the not quite complete success of the reform of the IMD. It turns out that when they took all the employees out of the staff, they just sat and waited for whom to be called, who is bound - those and brought back, already in the police. It is brilliant, the dish. Results on the streets.

Chinese trio buy on taobao, paste the photo of the Mask, write "The Unique Converter of Everyone Who Fell Electricity into Prestigious Electricity For Quiet Assured Successful People", put the price note in a batch of backs and all. The sale is secured, and under the screams "it can't be that a thousand bucks for just that, there's definitely magic inside!"

The new employee at work is Andriana Piskozub. A dangerous woman, they say..Al I have an association with some kind of dinosaur =)

I went out to smoke on the balcony. Below, a girl (D) aged 8-10 walks out a constantly haunting dog. There are two friends (P) nearby. The further dialogue:
Barsik die, Barsik die.
D: Something says in response.
Q: Well, let him die and you get a new normal dog.
What cute and kind kids.

Arisha, by the way you and your mother called the cat, and by different names, I understood that I would give the children names.
A point on this issue

Helped a friend to bring the winter tyre, (home to the balcony from the car near the entrance) She cut her hands using the assembly, and here half of the thing is done, two wheels and assembly, next to playing children( 2 girls) friend something to forge in the car, and one of the girls took the assembly and painted her on the sand, then she began to go with her, and with the application said I will not give up, I thought just playing, after 3 minutes caught her home. But no girl not only did not calm down, but also scream started my assembly.
People began to look...
I put the assembly in the trunk, we stand rugged, it catches the wheel and begins to roll.

Soap news on how much money to get for happiness:

It also turned out that men on average called an acceptable family budget amount of 70,8 thousand. rubles, women – 67,3 thousand The rub.

The 1st com.All right, 3.5 kilograms – a puppy!

Ah, for a massage machine, I will buy the ingredients and prepare. I love to cook. You can’t do this massage yourself. A man, 35 years old.
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Men, trees, where are the contacts?

I have a girlfriend who is upset that I laugh a lot in her presence. How can you not laugh if she is serious sometimes such a "burn"...
Some of her pearls:
Katya, you cut the oranges as if they were not round, but green.

I enter the room, her boyfriend on four, she rides, sitting on his back and screams: Zaya, you are an ass!

- You know, Vadim gave Katie such a cool, well such a cool...blin, I forgot what...

Fuck, I forgot that my name is Nasti, not Katie!

And from the latter: she learns for the driver, returned from the class and for 5 minutes told her how the instructor told her that she was a stumbling and unsuccessful, how he screamed at her. I say you can complain to the director if he insults her. What she said:"Well he didn’t say that, but I know he thought so"

Have fun with my girlfriend.

This is due to another gender gap.
I had a relationship with a guy in the first class. Specifically, something matured, but a full-fledged novel never happened. I didn’t have sex, even though it was close. I thought that he was a virgin – the attempts to excite me were very monotonous and incompetent, he did not listen to my modest remarks, and I did not insist on saying them – his masculine dignity was very vulnerable. Drunk, he told me that he wasn’t a virgin at all and considered himself a god in bed – once he fucked a girlfriend of his friend, a very skilled and weak person on the forehead (which was presented as a big plus), who liked everything. And that it has to be too much fighting with me, because I’m crazy.
A few years passed. He has no girlfriend and has not had it, lives with his mother, does not work - freelancer occasionally. I recently tried to get back to me, called me to see a movie - but in the afternoon, until my mom came from work. I honestly see no problem in this, except that most of my peers, including me, work at the same time.