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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8721
 08.08.2008

Short I mean from the Lenin Avenue to the South-Western metro (in this area RUDN => to a fig of foreigners) slowly catch up with a family consisting of a Russian mother, a Russian son (11 years old) and two blacks of 5-6 years (probably from the first marriage white and from the second blacks)
In general, a black woman and a black woman run around them (mother and white boy) but you can’t catch, you can’t catch! - I catch up and catch up!". second 15 ran..
Then Mom enters the game accelerates the step and goes to them with the words "I catch you and bite you." w w w w w w w w!They are from her around Ana after them.
The Russian man says:
"It is right, Mom! We need to wash these black jackets!"

I almost died there.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8720
 08.08.2008
I go here somehow to the hairdresser with the thought that you need to wash the car, well all went in, I sit in the chair, aunt fits asks the guy how to cut? I do not think about her - the body, the salon... and she is contact or contactless? O_O
linked

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8719
 08.08.2008
NaZg: Naivety is when during the period of hot water disconnection, you open a hot crane with the thought that "there is warmer"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8718
 08.08.2008
The computer stopped loading, did not turn to the hard, but after a couple of days he did not want to start :) Everything is dark on the screen, and the hard makes terrible, frightening, soothing sounds, like this:

Fuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!
Fuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!

yyy: If the sound twit twit then the parking mechanism died =)) I have so died twit twit twit twit twit and everything hangs =))))

ZZZ: The Dog
What other sounds would you give as an example?))


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8717
 08.08.2008
Do you have a Xiaomi phone?
YYY AGA
xxx...I’m not interested in this fact...I’m not interested in this fact...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8716
 08.08.2008
How is Nathan?
No, she left me. I never understood women :-(
HHH: What did you say?
I lie down and sleep at night (at about half-4) and I don’t touch anyone. Then she wakes me up with the words"You are sleeping?!" the following is approximately the dialogue:
How can you sleep yours!? to
I: and what?
She says, “I don’t sleep!”! to
I: O_O
She: You are a very senseless puppy of someone!
I: O_o
She: I can’t sleep, and he’s sleeping peacefully!! to
I: O_O
She is: All! Go you go!! to
At four o’clock in the evening, she got her things together.
No more... you were not hurt because of your broken nail.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8715
 08.08.2008
He: When will you come?
She is: Ka
What does "ka" mean?? to
It is O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8714
 08.08.2008
I met a girl, and here it turns out that coming and living in 3 hours from work. I said to her, “Dick, stay at night with me, she agreed. Well, I bought a beer, I sang songs to her, I went to bed in the same bed, and she says, on the first date you can’t. I tell her, then sleep. She slept until nighttime, I wake her up, she again about the first date. Nihua, I said, my first date was yesterday. This is a good logic. ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8713
 08.08.2008
He received from the Scientific Director a phrase...

When I look at your code, I feel like your code is looking at me and it’s hostile.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8712
 08.08.2008
xxx: I was arranged as a tester to work in a local office. I came on the first trial day... It turned out that another guy is claiming for this vacancy. They put us in the compass, gave us instructions, say sit and do the task. At one point it was necessary to make a virtual machine and put a screw on it. Everything is in order how to do it. I have done. I’m sitting, waiting for the screw to stand...there’s this guy, like a business, and he looks at me...and here his face changes expression. Then he slowly unfolds and leaves with an uncertain walk. I decided to see if he was there. I go into the monkey and the cold. This pepper successfully puts the screw on the physical hard...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8711
 08.08.2008
Sketch
Now I realize how much I could have done in that time.

Sketch
Watch a bunch of movies, put Linux and play it for 2 years, get oneme, finally listen to hundreds of songs.

Sketch
I wrote a post on the forum capsule.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8710
 08.08.2008
A friend, an instructor at the auto school, shared...)))
...
Srazy_Flower (16:02:36 6/08/2008)
There is another yesterday started to stand out, such as, the rules are illogically drawn up, why do we teach it...
Crazy_Flower (16:03:06 6/08/2008)
I gave him an example of the rules of the D.D. in the edition until 1995. So there was at all the item "forbidden to pull the regulator!!and "
Crazy_Flower (16:03:10 6/08/2008)
= D
Crazy_Flower (16:03:33 6/08/2008)
Throw it off, on the neutral to him and kick in the back!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8708
 08.08.2008
It is viral.
“When I feel like I’m about to finish, I push your brides and go into the anal! Yes, I, a shy schoolgirl, have my strict teacher amongst the bulls! And you what?
I am in shock O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8707
 08.08.2008
(I)oI<4@ (23:34:32 5/08/2008)
I will come on September 1st.
Sinkty (23:34:48 5/08/2008)
I will come to you on oath. Tagged xDDD

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8706
 08.08.2008
Does anyone remember the systems with the "turbo" button?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8705
 08.08.2008
Details of Tomorrow’s Drink:

I am (22:14:39 5/08/2008)
Okay, you decide everything and you will inform me later.

A.G.A.P (22:14:49 5/08/2008)
OK is

A.G.A.P (22:14:59 5/08/2008)
1st point: you buy absent )))

I am (22:15:19 5/08/2008)
It’s a niche ?

A.G.A.P (22:15:34 5/08/2008)
Yes, we were happy when we decided that too.)

A.G.A.P (22:15:48 5/08/2008)
I decided more precisely.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8704
 08.08.2008
sleep (09:31:06 5/08/2008)
I burned here recently.

Sky Wokerr (09:31:06 5/08/2008)

sleep (09:31:12 5/08/2008)
I am sitting in the car, I am in the cabinette of the president and vice president, I am sitting in the chair, I am suffering, the secretary comes, the printer yocks, I am coming, and there the bowl is broken.
there the barrel for the size of the paper is repaired) well, I think the bull, not a new order, took a hammer, hammer, screwdriver, twisted deadly, the end for strength 1 screw with a hammer and the case is ready
One Fig only printed on A4.
Carrots
I get the screw in this bowl, I raise my eyes.
The President
stands
He opened his mouth and looked carefully.
Close one eye.
and silently comes out
With a blind eye
He now solves all problems with his compilation himself.

Sky Wokerr (09:34:37 5/08/2008)
Is it from Bash?

sleep (09:34:42 5/08/2008)
grit boico trust his computer admin catry makes hammer

sleep (09:34:47 5/08/2008)
No is

sleep (09:34:53 5/08/2008)
This is from my work (

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8703
 08.08.2008
xxx> soon I will get sick (((
YYY>: Will the weekends end?
xxx> the fake: will end, will not end.
xxx> just to start

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8702
 08.08.2008
Yesterday in the newspaper home food...stopped a little further away from the Moscow stop. The driver calls a girl:
and hello. I went in.
–...
Do you fit? Certainly?

We stand for 10 minutes... no... he’s nervous... he calls her back again:
You are where?
–...
Do you see me?
–...
- well

It was another 5 minutes. not there.
Did you say you are coming?
–...
Do you see me?
–...
Do you see exactly?
–...
Do you see that I am leaving?
Give me gas!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8701
 08.08.2008
The main thing is not to scratch the back.

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