I’m sitting in the emoji (I’m there almost modern)... came some goop, let the chat go... well I’m telling him, go, say, from here... he’s proud of me so "I just got out..." I’m telling him what article he’s sitting with me "261". I am a lawyer. I open the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, article 261 -" destruction or damage to forests"... ppz evil woodcut

I am sad, I am depressed.
Can I drink a beer or make a delicious meal for you?
“Why do you start spitting me or feeding me when I’m sad?”? to
She: Because I’ve already done it to you...

I installed Linux. I am out now, right?
I broke my head! I am a porn star, right?

SladeńkaJA: The Joker> said no, so tomorrow
Sladeńka> you have expressed the whole principle of female logic directly)))

I am Russian, and I consider Ukrainians to be my brothers. I think they have a fucking government.

In a huge shopping center in the U.S. I go with my wife to the sample shop, there women in separate cabins measure clothes, and then go out into a common corridor with a large mirror-showing to friends, family, etc. I observe there the following: a rocker-looking teenage girl is completely unconscious with a boring face in Russian, not paying attention to the surprised views of Americans, commenting on every model coming out to the general view:
That shit at all.
Everyone sees your cellulite no matter, there is nothing to hide it.
Oh, these are the breasts that are so chubby, chubby just :)
As it turned out, the girl did not know what to do while her mom was shopping for an hour and found such entertainment. Nick of Peter, respect to you

Nothing brings the admins and the bosses closer together as the attack of the OMON.