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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №155617
 09.01.2021
The hair is finished - pump the muscle.



When you have relief muscles, you can be:

I lyed

Growing hair and hair.

Wearing glasses

Wearing a piercing.

Standing at a public transport stop

Riding a pink car.

Wearing strange shirts.

Cut the rocks.

Standing up in funny poses.

Being an Autist

Carrying any nonsense.

Walking the Utug

And you’ll still look upset because you fucking have relief muscles!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №155616
 09.01.2021
When I was a teenager, a girlfriend in the house noticed something and I woke up in their toilet. Her father woke me up, and I was ashamed.

Then they told me I was dragged from there to the couch twice, but I returned twice. Warm floors are sometimes too hot.



YYY: I have news for you... Maybe you’re a cat

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №155615
 09.01.2021
The sticks you put into my wheels become spikes.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155614
 09.01.2021
Medusa journalist Svetlana Reiter participated in the testing of the Sputnik V vaccine, after which she kept a diary with a detailed description of very unpleasant and prolonged side effects - fever, rhinitis, pain in the spine, weakness. Eventually, she was given a placebo.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №155613
 09.01.2021
Have you heard: the Federation Council is considering the idea of amnesty of Russian loans?
I am sure that the Russians Sechin and Miller will be amnestiated for all loans. For the rest of the Russians, due to the insignificance of the sum, they will not even freeze.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №155612
 09.01.2021
It was under Moscow. I approached the light from the zebra. Road - with bilateral traffic, in each of 3 bands. Light before the cross. The red light burns. I wait and wait for the green. An unfamiliar grandmother approaches me and says:

Can you help me cross the road?

Yes, yes of course!

He takes me by the hand and pulls me to the passing part. The light is not even yellow. I am surprised:

The red is still burning. Now the green will burn and we will go.

She responds disappointedly:

and A-A! I will pass by myself!

He releases my elbow and goes forward.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №155611
 09.01.2021
He served years ten years ago in the military unit, and part in the forest, 13 km from the city. I bought a car, drove a colleague, and did not refuse anyone. One day, after the classes I stand on the parking lot, I wait until it warms up, here I see - a team of contractor girls in the amount of 6 pieces moves to my side with a request to take. Kashkaj +2 not against, 7 modest, but places! He unloaded the seats, put them all down and went. The girls talk, they talk. I drove to the city, landed them all in one place and went home. While I got, I parked, climbed to the fifth floor - my wife was waiting for me at the door with a claim - what kind of h*** am I a bunch of young girls catching? And no, she couldn’t see me from the window, the sarafan radio worked out for fame.

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