The fastest of all marries are not beautiful, but boyfriends.

I read an ad on the column: "Help in mathematics. It’s cheap,” the phone said.
At the bottom, someone wrote, “Do you not help in Russian?”

Copy and copy to yourself on "Lamborghini" and iPhone, and then - batch! I didn’t stop and bought a barbecue at the stop.

In the banks already dry ink on advertising
"We give a loan for divorce!"

NAD: After upgrading to iOS 7, there were no problems with the browser? It is luck!
On my iPad, on the contrary, when moving back, the previous page loads again and shows the very beginning. It is very inconvenient to read long links with links: the links passed, it is not possible to return to the previous place. I stopped reading shit.

Apple makes you better!

Yuriy: We have a client who, while in our office, definitely goes to the toilet.
Yuriy: And he’s not just writing there, he’s in a ferocious and furious exile there. That is, he is as if he is spinning urine for weeks, after which he comes to us in the office and is sent straight to the point.
Yuriy: That is to say, not hearing how he is strongly referenced is impossible. The sound of his deadly and terrible sleep even interrupts our conversations.

Where is the humour of it?! Oh you guys!! to

What it is, such is humor.

Comment on the Hubra on the mistaken duplication of a fish reservoir on Google Maps:
Astrologers have announced a Google Maps week. The water reservoir is doubled.

here here :
The news:
The United Rocket and Space Corporation will be headed by the CEO of "AutoVAZ".

The Russian space crants, sadly, comrades :(

It seems to him that the cranes have long been, and that is, the control

I sit in the bus next to the grandmother and let’s go and ask questions. I sit quietly, she got me, I speak, and you mother did not tell strangers not to talk. It worked! Grandma digested the phrase 5 stops

Pugachev and Galkin named the son Harry...it is now time to wait for Volan de Mort to kill his parents.