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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54660
 09.10.2011
Technical
I have 3 bottles of Baltic 7 at home.
npunx
It would be better to have 7 bottles of Baltic 3 ))))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №54659
 09.10.2011
XXX: Tell me what you are doing? =) is
Cut the potatoes)
Q: What about in detail?
Wow... Well, I’m like that, topless, I’m taking a potato with my hand... So strong and muscular... "No, I don’t eat!!She cries hysterically, but I am ruthless... She is pressed to the board, she just has no place to go... The blink of the knife blinked. His hand lifted up into the air and with a sharp movement rushed to the board. There was a deaf sound... "only not a finger", - it was rotating in my head - "Only not a finger!".... a drop of cold sweat touched the table... "only not a finger"... everything seemed to have lost its meaning at that moment... The water had boiled, the room had become suffocating... "only not a finger, not a finger"... but in reality.... blood flowed on the knife... starch blood of a fresh potato... Two half were lying on the board... and waiting for their fate...
XH: O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №54658
 09.10.2011
SteelRat
What are your plans for today?
Kesha is :*
Study and clean up at home. And still cuddled.
SteelRat
It was fucking)))
SteelRat
Is it a cat?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №54657
 09.10.2011
In the store with a friend, we look at the red robe in the cage.

A Japanese school girl’s shirt.
Ah, or the Scottish schoolgirl)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54656
 09.10.2011
xxx about these online shops.
The Temple of Logic. The tree of Evidence. The pillar of consistency.
xxx: title: "Preacher Damian the healer, Matthew and Jeremiah the clear-minded Kiev-Pechers. Service and Living"
xxx: annotation: "To your attention is offered the book "Predicable Damian the Healer, Matthew and Jeremiah of Kiev-Pechers. Service and Living"
XXX is OK.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54655
 09.10.2011
xxx> and my father says to me "What are you? Who is listening to this in the forest of metal? That’s not going to happen, you’re scaring us all the mushrooms..."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54654
 09.10.2011
At the session of the NATO Parliamentary Assembly presented a film about the trial of Tymoshenko
Yyy: The role of Yuli Tymoshenko played Gosha Kucenko

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №54653
 09.10.2011
<tits_Ani_Semenovich> it's a pity that there is no normal man left :( some little girls write in the face
<mangosj> tits_Ani_Semenovich: change nick to clitoris_serena_williams

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54652
 09.10.2011
xxx: Have you heard of a girl who did not pump a car type, but opened the state, a grant type?
YYY: And we have in Russia or sauce, or steal, in any other way?
XXX: And that’s canine! 😉
Do you steal yourself?
xxx you are? No is!
YYY: I understand 😉

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54651
 09.10.2011
The cat survived the white from the territory of the psychiatric dispenser

Associate: It turns out "protein" is best treated by a cat)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54650
 09.10.2011
<Vlad> Here’s the shake, you’re opening a new shutdown tomorrow, and there the play/stop buttons are not up, but down.
<Vlad> And you’re like this: what did they do?
<Vlad> Or asku updated, and there alignment of the text by the center
<Vlad> And you’re like this: what did they do?
<Anna> is a...
<Vlad> Yes I just think about my interface to this program.
<Vlad> Upstairs chaotically scattered in a hurry items: "About customers"About orders" and so on.
<Vlad> That is. I was going to rework it later when everything was ready, and so far I put it where it got.
<Vlad> But here’s it, people are already accustomed
<Vlad> And then I will sit down, think how they will be comfortable, I will do everything beautiful and cool
<Vlad> And they are like this: how did he do it?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54649
 09.10.2011
A friend burned:
Now she’s going to play games for girls on my computer, and I’m going to have boys’ parts for the whole screen.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54648
 09.10.2011
I thought before, I was moderately hairy, and today a fly sat on my hand... and I got confused!

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54647
 09.10.2011
It feels like all those bosses who make you play CS at work, the cheerful and cheerful ancestors, the monsters with whom the whole group regularly wipes the floor of laughter, are somewhere in a different dimension. by Fuck! Take me with you :(

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54646
 09.10.2011
Yesterday my mom broke the refrigerator 😉
XXX: His solemn release will take place in 45 minutes.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
yyy: and I’ll miss it:'(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
YYY: How did she do it?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The Rainbow!
I decided to freeze. He started hardly digging the ice, breaking the evaporator. Freon the Tu-Tu =))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
After the freezing, the refrigerator leaked some water.
When I looked in the freezer, the penguins melted in these groceries =) And it seemed like an angry penguin would come and say, “Close the door!”
YYY : :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54645
 09.10.2011
He said, I am not a crapper, right?
She: I have not decided yet.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54644
 09.10.2011
After I graduated from college, I decided to start studying.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №54643
 09.10.2011
Review of Slipknot - Surfacing

Dmitry: This is a song! The neighbors love her.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54642
 09.10.2011
aaa> Michael Reva changed family status to "married to "
bbb> married
ccc> changed, to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54641
 09.10.2011
C for sale:
I bought the S-90 radio.
I look forward to your offers, well, not for space prices, and not for money, of course.

I sell one crown, the radio engineer himself died six months ago. The crowns remained.
Weight 7 grams, gold. The price is contractual.

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