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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №23474
 09.12.2009
I met a girl... We met for a long time. Well, behaves well enough, in the female sense, literally.
XHH: In short, I invited to myself, it came to work... I am all so hot, from the spot, fucking. I feel something is wrong, so to say.
The dialogue between us continues.
I: Slo, cat, and the guys had before me?
She says, “You are the first.
I: You couldn’t say it before? I would be more careful!
She: (she kisses so and looks loyally in the eyes) Sun, next time I will definitely say!
WOW :D

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23473
 09.12.2009
Angel_in_com:
Fuck me, find a fuck girl.
by Zerg72
Where to find these humans.
Angel_in_com:
Try it in real. So, you shut off the button on the comp, which once turned it on, if you do not remember where it is - look for instructions.
by Zerg72
Nanny
Angel_in_com:
Yes is. Then, you dress epic, and epic on charisma (well, or spirit), and you fall into the street, not forgetting to call paths from friends). From the passing mima of cute girls you try to hide the phones, in the sense - numbers, not the mobile phones themselves.
by Zerg72
Being angry with bodies?
Angel_in_com:
Do you get rid of the bodies? Except for the bodies of their boys, here are the boys and the boys and the girls are quests, the chain I will explain to you later. And remember, the best epic phones hopefully run out with girls who are protected by the rarest guys. And if you are not sure about the strength of your patte, then wait until someone else strikes the patte.
by Zerg72
The name of the tank?
Angel_in_com:
The tank must be at least 20 lbs.
by Zerg72
70 over then
Angel_in_com:
The 70th here will not help anything, well, unless the trunk will cut off... not long... And in general, the presence of the 70th in the patina ensures a failure in the street. It is time to know, he has commands that greatly lower the fighting spirit of paths - "washing spots" and "and here I am in childhood"... And now press alt+shift+detil and march in inst, the epic phones rage nids, and the rest grid. Please tell me that I explained something unclear.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №23472
 09.12.2009
Please create the "worst abyss" section.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23471
 09.12.2009
On the other day in the store, the seller sang on the motif of the moustache: your neighbors are sleeping Putin and bears, but you Obama are not sleeping.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №23470
 09.12.2009
Watch the series tonight.
It sounds like the phrase "Label of the prostitute"
The child asks "What is a stamp?"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23469
 09.12.2009
In Moscow, an employee of the prosecutor’s office was detained for threatening the police with a stolen arbalet.

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