Quote from December 22, 2012:
Today I will eat my wife and fuck dinner. I tried the opposite, but it didn’t work out ("

He predicted the current story with ananas!

xxx: God give the pindos -30,-35 and with the wind until mid-April. with sharp warming up to +5 times a week, plus snow of seven centimeters per night;
Fuck, you are a good guy. People live there, ordinary people.

How much, however, depends on the teaching of the teacher.
This year the teacher of Russian language and literature changed. If the past taught in such a way that Pushkin could not be tolerated, and as soon as we called him unfortunate Dubrovsky, shouting "Why only this curly fool took the prose?!", so here we read "The Captain’s Daughter". And Pushkin, as it suddenly turned out, writes very well and interestingly, raising important topics and showing juicy images.
So mostly in the fact that we do not like classical literature, the fault of teachers who went to pedagogical because of the fact that "in another did not take".

Teach your children not to grow up haters and degenerators.

__________

Sorry for not growing up.

Friend (D) recently worked on an elevator 18m high.
(D): I am afraid of the use )))
I’m afraid of height, here’s the oil.
(D): from Tarzanka jumped too from fear
I also climbed the roof out of fear.
You would be afraid of money. He earned them with fear.

In this regard, the question - what hat to wear in the winter a decent mouthpiece?
yyy: my wears bright with a pompon - but he's not decent, he's a programmer :D :D

xxx: and in the name of the fortran77 number 77 is Moscow?
This is the average age of programmers.

The disrespectful dean.

The respectable compatriot:

Dear Ukrainian people!
Speak, please, in your Ukrainian language as you like: although "in Ukraine", although "over Ukraine", although "under Ukraine".
And we speak in our Russian language as in our language to speak correctly: "in Ukraine".

What is "In Ukraine" If you speak of an island, you should use "in": "in Cuba", "in Sakhalin". To make it easier to remember, pronounce a phrase in your mind without shortening: “On the island of Bujane,” “On the island of Easter.”
And now compare: "We will go to the country Russia", "We will go to the country Ukraine".
With respect, Dean of the Department of Classical Philology of the Faculty of Philology of the Moscow University of Lomonosov, Solopov Alexei Ivanovich.
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Dear Alexey Ivanovich.
I sincerely hope it’s not you, but some of your haters. Because if the dean of the department of classical philology of the Faculty of Philology of the Moscow State University knows neither the traditions of the Russian language (in the Crimea), nor the instructions of the Institute of Russian Language of the Russian Academy, then this country can no longer be saved. and :(
Are the deacons at the head of the department? I thought the directors. The deacons are at the head of the faculties, right?

3Jlou CTpeJlok: My talisman, he, you know, always with me, I periodically put it on everything around me, and whoever I put in, it helps greatly.

The Juice:
I have had cognitive dysonance 3 times in the last 2 days.

by Maria:
Give me the details)

The Juice:
In short, my grandmother bought sweets "magic forest"!
And on the fantasy are drawn animals elephant, cat, sheep, that means that and candy in the form of this animal inside.

Oh well luck!

I turn the elephant, and there...the bear! Shut up, shut up, baron!

This morning again.

Opening with the cat.

There is a Lion.

The HDD grows overnight.

Here is the cat, here is the elephant and the lamb.

I bring it to my mom and show it, and she wants you.
I: Aha, heavy drugs are the engine of progress

On verifying data for validity and processing a bunch of potentially possible exceptions on Java.

Haskile: Well, it’s really boring.
Haskile: There would be nothing meaningful there.
Tagged: ANN NO
haskile: you just try to figure out where else you can guess, and you check if you have not guessed.
haskile: it is like cleaning up in an apartment that you rent overnight, after it was filmed by a company of students of arbitrary PTU, which arranged a large and noisy party there.
Haskile: with a LOT of cheap alcohol
haskile: "blin, and in the closet! What kind of people!"

And about jealousy invented boring spouses to give at least imaginary colors to their gray existence.

If you are married to a dull gray barrel, it is not a good idea to spread your problems to everyone.

Correspondence with the (Z)constructor of the exhibition area:
Q: xxxh, look at this option, if you put the bar stand on the same line with the reception there is a chance that people will fall from the podium.
The people who participate in the exhibition are not valuable employees of the enterprise, it is necessary to put the bar stand on the same line with the roof.

Conversation with the client:
– Arthmias, hello, are you comfortable talking now?
“Well, how can I say, I’m so upset now... guess now, I’ll get up.

We brought Christmas presents for the children of the employees (cocktails and other lobbies).
Dialogue with my wife:

xxxx
The gift to Lizzie came from work))

YYYY
I think ? ? ? ? ? ?

XXX is
What a music box with candy)))

YYYY
Let’s eat and dance ? ?

The Winter. A farmer, a mother, a truck prevents dirt.

Dear Father Christmas! I was a good boy for 15 years. Give me a fucking seeker.

The daughter (4 years) learns to read and does not read everything and everywhere.We came to the neighboring courtyard to ride from the iron hill.Daughter:"Mom, something is written here, let's honor X..."it had to be interrupted...

The damned door was clearly in my hands!

The first rule of magical protection: hands cross-cross.

About the Marriage of Shalapin from the Black Humor Area:
The boy married his grandmother, and when he died, she got all his money.