The bus. A drunk man rides standing, barely holding on his feet and constantly almost falls on a woman with a little granddaughter. The woman does not stand and makes him a note in the best traditions of Russian folklore.
and then:
M is The girl!
by J. What a girl I am for you! Do you think I’ve never tried it in 60 years?! to

A colleague at work sits with a 16-centimetre line:
Something is short.
You just insulted this half of the male population of the Earth :)

Usually, when you don’t want to eat for a long time, then you really want to eat.

half a day looked at underwater beauty through the illuminator on the main google))))

Cheese: It’s always so pleasant when my former classmates from the deep distance with the Internet at 128 kB/c send me funny pictures that I’ve been watching 3 years ago.

It is bad when there is nothing to talk about, but it is worse when there is nothing to be silent about.

This is what you probably never saw.
That there are dog guides for the blind everyone knows. Have you seen them being taught? I saw a young, curious dog training on our street. The dog, growing from a small bear, was interested in EVERYONE!
The healthy uncle politely held him by the pen on his jacket. (By the way, the guide dogs here are especially large, so that they can hold the customer with their weight.) The dog tried to move the owner through the usual passage of the light. In the green. He obtained an excuse, and, depicting with all the face of confusion, led the owner to the light for the blind, that meters in the sky.
Thirty th. I went in the same direction, so I saw the whole picture.
At the lighthouse, the dog "worked out" the whole ritual, led the owner strictly.
Zebra, not allowing you to turn in the middle of a wide street. And, with all the face confused, led to the previous crossroads.

And today the dog, to see, passed the exam... As soon as he was not provoked... He led a capricious, smelly girl. She dragged the pen, dragged the dog on the road, smoked him in the face, tried to put him on the back of other people's children, and then led him to the cat. I should have seen his face! “Bringing your head into trouble” is most accurate. He insisted on the "zebra", did not let go on the red light, "did not see" cats and pieces of meat, that he was offered cynical "senders". Even when the mints exploded in a step from him, the petard he did not shake with his face or leg. Just smelled, carefully, the ass of the client.

Russian tourists have threatened to suppress unrest in Egypt if they are prevented from resting.

The famous Fox TV host Billy O'Reilly doubts the psychological stability of the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the U.S. Congress John Bainer. According to the journalist, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin laughs at the American politician and calls him a "plake". About it O'Reilly said in the air of his own author's program.

He has to take his emotions under control. “We had George Patton, we had George Washington, they were stubborn and tough. And if a person cries every two minutes, does that mean that he is strong, does he arouse confidence?” asks O'Reilly, noting that Bainer cries too often when speaking in front of television cameras.

He noted that the speaker is mocked by Vladimir Putin, “a man who, dressed in his belt, fights polar bears and never cries.”

Question to everyone!
To the left of F.

xxx (03:12:01 7/02/2011)
I don’t like women in the company :)

yyy (03:12:22 7/02/2011)
Where are you, men without women?! to

xxx (03:12:46 7/02/2011)
In the fucking :)

xxx (03:12:51 7/02/2011)
O_O

xxx (03:12:55 7/02/2011)
I didn’t say that :)

xxx: It is fierce, however, to overtake a car, which on the rear glass is painted with the inscription "Veteran of the Brownian movement".

Comfortably transgender arranged - and on February 23 a gift, and by March 8 changed clothes - pants - again a gift

Elims Reveroff: And the gender of the child is not determined by genes, but by what a person ate before conception: carrots - a boy, peach - a girl!
Drop any table: Before you were conceived, they ate vodka.

The last couple. A new slightly dull object, a new predictor. Almost all of the students are already sneezing their nose or simply do not listen to the lecture. Prepodu is bored with this and he, still speaking quietly, in the midst of the phrase about the difficulty of translation suddenly and loudly gives out "and it will be Judgment Day!11"
So terrible we have never woke up.

It is better on February 14 to make an offer in a restaurant and cry together, on February 23 to go on a business trip and bring a gift from a business trip to yourself, and on March 8 to pack a bouquet, the shower in the two did not pass, cane the whole house, cook like an anchor of benz, wait until the strenuous girlfriends come, knock in the cheek and give money to the challenge of any tarzan, and go home and sleep.
From this man!From this hero!

Dad at the customs at the airport, 5 in the morning.
Purpose of the trip?? to
Father: Business talks with elements of drunkenness.
Customs is dependent. I gave her passport.

I... slept with the girl... and realized... that it was not worth leaving her alone for so long... I thought that in the night I would die...
I had 2 packs of condoms, they no longer exist...@@@...why is there so much cruelty in it?

He: I have your number next to the emergency services
He is : )
How symbolic it is
She: Is this the type I am a prostitute?
It is :(
Logic of PPC

zzz: The transition to winter time has been cancelled.
Zzzz: Idiots forgot to cancel the summer
Zzzz: Now every year we will move to summer