But recently one of the leaders of the Orthodox Church said that too open clothes provoke people to adultery.
And let him change his golden cross for a plastic and not provoke people to steal!
EVA
At her age, I was sitting at home and reading books.
EVA
I have already learned to smoke.
Yellow wine is called white because it is made from green grapes... now say - where is the logic?
And now the most terrible: white wine and red grapes are made.
From letter to summary:
Hi Mary Ivanovna!
There is a vacancy in your department. Look at my resume, maybe I’ll come. Tired of driving to work for three hours at a time, I would like to get closer to the place of residence. There were no business contacts with you, however, in the mid-1990s we provided you with two machines of production inventory, the calculation was done carefully and quickly, which was remembered. The only excitement is your phrase in the requirements for the candidate: "Skill to work in a team". Experience suggests that it is the ability to drink. Alcohol is an inevitable part of business. I am tired of drinking before. So, if you need not a young and looking, but just a working, let me know. Better to call by the contacts indicated in the summary...
With respect,
by Ivan Ivanovich.
Find out the relationship with wife.
I am in despair. You called me shit.
What a shit you are, shit.
That’s great, it raised my self-esteem.
Putin also came up with a new program with the beautiful name “Housing”, according to which every third resident of Russia by 2015 will be able to buy a home, well, or housing.
From ZJ: For the whole vacation received from home only 1 sms: "Where do you have the roof?"
Did I eat too much yesterday? and ((
You were like a cucumbers.
The vegetables?
WOW: Yes...
Sales of wind turbines:
"Please pay attention: the absence of wind is not a warranty case."
I play with my colleagues in the counter. A neighbor comes in, looks at all this shit and says:
“There was a boy who played such games and then actually killed them.
by Vasya:
“It’s a shit, one boy played such games... and so he remained a boy.
xxx: I now understood what I meant Kipelov - "night shorter than day, day will kill me"... he sang about chronic insomnia...