I play with barbos (young taxi) "in the ball".

The essence of the game is that the taxi pulls the ball, you have to take this from it and throw it somewhere away, and since the taxi is young and hot, the ball is simply not picked out, and it is also crawling like a herd of very evil beasts.

I decided it was time to start teaching his teams, so I picked out the ball with the words "give" and "fu". And here we hang on the ball on two sides, I say to him "fu", and he "RRRRRRRRRRR".

Behind all this from the chair is very lazy watched by a cat - a huge Siberian. In the end, he gets bored of it, he gently jumps off the chair, approaches the taxi, gracefully pulls and lazyly releases the nails. The dog fearfully stumbled on him, immediately stopped ripping and undisputedly gave the ball.

From Lepra:

By the way, yes, I amnesia took to go as recommended by the developer, such as "play in headphones, then the better atmosphere you will feel". I realized that I felt the atmosphere in the middle of the third night in total darkness, when a child approached me from my back and laid his hand on his shoulder.

Do not judge us by kilograms, but you will not be judged by centimeters! and :)
If you could eat and pick up centimeters...
And someone else would fight with extra centimeters. So I imagine: "Soon is summer. Time for a diet. If I don't drop 25 centimeters - even on the beach don't show"

“Knocking on Heaven's Door” in a car advertisement

The nightmare of the programmer: The client * knows * how to write better.

Nine years old!!! The girl tries 18 T-shirts, 12 shirts and four dresses and runs for 45 minutes.

Thank you to my mom for raising another TP.

Yesterday before work I had time to prepare breakfast for Artem.I come home, I ask:
Did you like breakfast?
"Yes, and I'm almost not even angry that your ex's page is opened on my computer.
Tagged: fucking
Who is declared a fool of the day?
Tagged: bubble
Ivan Urgant opens the envelope...

Stop the ceremony!

by Masha Ivanova!
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay!

WOW: Congratulations

I would like to thank my intellect for this Nargrad. "Thank you, dear, for not burdening me with your presence! It is"

Gasoline cannot be expensive indefinitely. tk. Someday its price will reach the cost of the same.
Riding on a self-driving car will be more profitable and nobody will buy gasoline. Everyone will drive a selfie.
But there is one nuance. If you push the sameon, you will not pour it into the gasoline tank. You are not a fool to ruin yourself. You will drink it. You will not go anywhere.
There will be no cars on the streets.

"We, the factory specialists "N", believe that the most important resource in any laboratory is the people. Therefore, for many years we have been engaged in the development and production of metal laboratory furniture, drawers and equipment of the highest quality.

Hello people as a game? I am new here)
Hi, play the game, play the game.

Yesterday I suddenly took part in charity.
Lost the money?

The problem of two brothers (an unexpected decision).
Ivan: if you apply the theories of curvature of space and time, then depending on the location and speed of the brother, the answer can be any.
At the age of 3, he flew to the constellation of Orion in the direction of Betelgeuse at the speed of light.
He is about 40 years old, and if he accelerates above the speed of light when his brother is 200, he will hit 42.
And he will not be able to fly to Bethelgeuse anyway because it seems to me that yesterday it exploded and created a giant black hole (in 639 years I will buy a telescope and observe this phenomenon).
Andron: Breathe out, take a bath, breathe out.

Sometimes guests are the only thing that makes us keep the house in order.

Quite often employers seriously adorn working conditions in the company: a tight office becomes cozy, 10-hour slavery turns into a flexible schedule, and white in the salary is only the envelope in which it was brought.

I spoke once with a girl. Three brothers, a look. But with grammar, she had big tricks. And here she always used in correspondence the word "scuzi". I could not understand what it was for a long time, I began to experience it - I received the answer: "Well, scuzzi, what do you not understand?" " and a sincere surprise from her. In the end, after some time I got to it - it was she who spoke and wrote "excuse me".

You won’t believe it, but "scusi" is in Italian. So, it didn’t seem that the girl had trolls.

Alena
To be honest, the longer they don’t give, the more I suck my libido and the less I want sex.
Melt, I think any solitary botanist would just be upset by the fact that we have beautiful normal girls who are ready to fuck do not give their own guys as they should.

July
Therefore, to such as us, few people rattle, get acquainted, etc. Because on the outside it seems that we, naturally, have boys or lovers, who trick us like sided goats!And that we fall asleep with a member inside and wake up with it.

What kind of shit does it go after midnight?
Shame: The New Tariff "Cinderella"

About the Galaxy S4:
With Samsung Smart Scroll, you no longer need to scroll documents by touching the screen. Just keep reading, overlapping the pages, bending the GALAXY S4 forward and backward.

It is immediately apparent that the creators of the phone do not ride a bus. The bus crashed on the light, and the book rolled 50 pages forward. It is comfortable, fucking :)

I bought three shirts.
She: Uriah has new nights.

Comments on the program on the router:
Why is my interface language English? What did I wrong?
I did not learn English.