"Peugeot" and "Renault" nervously smoke on the background of the printer "rooths" :)

Saika: it was before the money was in the books about the inventory, now it is most reliable to move in the SDG

(Heroic chat la2)
XXXX: We are like rock stars
We are 2k people listening now.
Just imagine it XD
We are all roaring, but not listening.

Today the system failed... I decided to get off the escalator not with my right leg, as I always did, without thinking, but with my left. It felt like I was learning.)

by Ronikut:
I recently went to the strip bar, was very drunk, celebrated the anniversary of divorce, as a result, a beautiful stripper is sitting on my knees, and we engaged in a masterpiece conversation:
I: Girl, but in your life you had more of the same eggs like me, who were ready to carry you on your hands to death, and you were sewing them off.
She: Yes
I: And now we are both here.

Here’s what a touch phone means... A cat snorting him, took 3 photos, sent 5 messages and called a police suit

And we in the family have a story about the bullet lightning, which grandmother's brothers and sisters sometimes tell... how they were all scared and all that, and my grandmother is constantly whispering to me: yes, they are all dark, it is the grandfather who chased the girl, his machine exploded, that's all.

A friend told me that when he lived in the United States, his father in his family suffered from such dyslexia that he called him not Nikita, but Natasha.

I went to the store, picked a perforator, and I understood...
Love for neighbors is determined by the size of the perforator.

This is what a touch phone means... The cat smelled him, took 3 pictures, sent 5 messages, and called the police.