Oh yeah sorry! Not the mine!
But I really liked it. Just edited it.

and nostalgia.

If you were a child in the 60s or 70s, looking back, it’s hard to believe how we survived.
When I was a child, I drove in cars without seat belts.
Our beds were painted with bright paint with high lead content.
We drank water from the column around the corner, not from plastic bottles.
No one ever thought about riding a bicycle in helmets.

We left the house in the morning and returned late in the evening when the lights were lit (where they were).
We ate cakes, ice cream, drank lemonade – and nobody got fat from it.
Several people drank from the same bottle, and no one died.
We didn’t have gaming consoles, computers, a lot of satellite TV channels, CDs, cell phones, the internet... We had a crowd watching cartoons to the nearest house, as the cartoons showed in time, and the program for the week was learned by the mouth (and it was hard to remember two cartoons in a week!)

Some students were not very clever, so they were left for the second year.

There are not seven wonders of the world, but many more. Isn’t it a miracle of the world the first Soviet remedy after shaving? Do you remember? A piece of newspapers!! to
And such a miracle as the tuning of the car "Moscow - 412"! Do you remember?
5-coupé coins on the perimeter of the front glass, mushroom steering wheel, epoxy handle of the transmission box with a rose.

This cake is a miracle, no? You can never guess which side will come out!
And this wonderful mom’s divorce: “I buy you now, but it’s for your birthday.”
And the magical grandmother’s farewell phrase: “Don’t forget to return the banks!”
And the refrigerator ZIL with a lock, for the case of a public apartment, remember?
This is a one-handed bandit: you pull the pen - the banks fall out.

The free medicine. It is also a miracle. The doctor is one, and the rows are three: one - on the bills, the other - on the record, the third - "I will only ask."

How many miracles!
A small window from the kitchen to the bathroom - What was there to look at? The shoe is a horse.
Dental powder, which cleansed not only teeth, but also silver, and glasses on windows.
Milk in bottles with a cover of foil.
A machine with gased water!!! There was a glass, one for everyone. (Nobody is going to think of drinking from a common glass today.) But before, everyone drank from one glass and nobody was afraid to catch any infection. By the way, these drinks were used by local drunkards.
Imagine they have returned them.

A white blanket on the wall and the light is turned off. No, it is not a sect. This is Dialysis.
Smoke rains and smells throughout the apartment. This is burning. Millions of Soviet boys burned different pictures on plates.

The girls played in the rubber. No one knew the rules of the game.
And still, they sat in the bathroom on a chair, in the darkness, with a red light.
Have I guessed? Ordinary photo printing. All our lives are on black and white photographs printed by our own hands.

If you are one of that generation, I congratulate you!

In Russia, all diseases are treated with vodka: from some diseases you need to drink it, from others - not to drink, and from some - to rub.

I have learned English!! What is "Hello" -ghbdtn

Alinochka91: Well I couldn’t come! I could not!! Why should I give up a date once, and my girlfriends already call me and say that they have seen you with some dumb dumb?? to
Djbios: Because scientists have proven that the world revolves around the sun, not around you.

In the news of VKontakte one of the groups saw: "In China children are treated from Internet addiction with electric shock"... In a few minutes there have already been 15 "I like"...

Well, for the aboriginal to come down from the camel, he asked for no less than 30 dollars. Our companion did not get confused and said, “Hey, leave it to yourself and it begins to unfold. We agreed for $1.

Who paid to whom?

A friend from the garden says:

Fuck, they say that labor has made the monkey man... but the more I remove these dirty leaves, the more I realize that the monkey fox would have died sooner.

I think, or are the children of the neighbors so accustomed to drilling that they now put them so well?

xxx: yesterday the knife in the tree was thrown on the corporate, I hear conversations - he no longer poured, or then we will run away from him

Snow in May? It is madness!! to
The Madness? This is Karelia!! to

...Dart Vader crossed the road for me yesterday at Vladimirskaya...And he began to give some hert at the subway later. The client was driving with me, but he was surprised to see immediately all the contracts closed me and went to observe. I am also in a few...

Friends were riding around Moscow at night and for the sake of a slide bought a huge rubber penis with a suction and glued it to the front glass. In office, he stopped them from checking the documents. Giving them back, he leaned toward the car, looked at it and said: “Pidars.”

Two group members in the lab discuss the group:
How does Lena do that?
-She has a guy on the radio, they have the same lips, here she has him and takes.
First it takes, then it gives...

“American actor Chuck Norris would like the President of the United States to disclose an authentic birth certificate.”

and below comment:
"Obama seems to be serious. No one has ever left Chuck Norris.

Posted in Google: "T-shirt I vote against Putin to order"
O_O

Damn, the neighbor’s dog whispers with the sound of a copy error =(

son, 8 years old: mom, I have half the stuff cleaned - can the cartoon be mocked?
Yes, I can, but only half a lot.

and Kurskiy:
I really know a place where beer costs 25 rubles glasses. Diffuse and even decent quality - near the Military Committee, but judging by all - the sponsor of this beer - the Military Committee itself.